What do wagies eat for lunch? Or when they have to stay till 10pm for overtime?

What do wagies eat for lunch? Or when they have to stay till 10pm for overtime?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A prepped meal if I can help it, but usually leftovers from the last days dinner. Lots of ham and turkey sandwiches because they are convenient. Lately been into these banana milk drinks that were on sale that I intend to buy again.

    >t. freelance coat checker, basically a wagie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is a freenlance coatchecker and how do i get a gig?

      • 2 months ago
        Fledgling Investor

        You know how you go to an event, show or concert, and if the weather is cold the venue will offer a coat check service for a couple bucks so that people don't have to carry around their coats. Well, some venues have their own coat checking, but others need to contract someone like me to do it. I've coat checked anything from major headliner concerts (have to hire employees for this) to house parties, which I can just do by myself. I used to work in a warehouse and my autism allowed me to memorize the location of all products in the warehouse so I apply my skills in memorization and inventory to coats.
        It's not hard to get into, you just have to offer your services publically and advertise. You would be shocked and how many events don't plan a coat check. If you get into it I highly recommend spending your first paycheck on a couple cans of bear mace and a 9 million volt taser because sometimes the patrons can get argumentative and unruly, and you may be required to punish them via physical injury. If you're a drug addict or kleptomaniac this job is 100% not for you. You'll find sometimes people will leave drugs or expensive things in their coat accidentally, and I would be lying if I said I wasn't tempted by a fat bag of coke.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just need to rent a tuxedo, go to any fancy event, and stand near the door offering to take people's coats. Then you pile them in the back of your 1996 Ford Fiesta and drive down to Lou's Discount Coat Warehouse on the South Side, he buys coats for a dollar per pound and asks no questions. Just be sure to go through the pockets first, sometimes people leave cash or mints inside. One time I found an iPod full of Celine Dion tracks. In the freelance coatcheck business, we call that a "perk".

  2. 2 months ago
    Aspiring Investor

    For overtime the boss orders a bunch of pizzas and everybody exhaustedly pretends that was exrtremely kind of him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My boss ordered donuts today, shit was so cash

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    7/11

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always keep an extra stick of butter in my pocket for this reason.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all know where you're keeping that stick of butter, you can't fool us here on 4c

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is a "wagie" you dumb shit. You can be making 300k / yr and you're still on "wages" and can be fired at any time. What are you moronic or something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re on a salary at that point, you don’t have an hourly wage.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can be both, salary sucks ass. Hourly is better most of the time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When on salary you're some kind of lap dog yapping around, hourly and on contract is much better from I've experienced.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don’t have an hourly wage.
        not in the current economy
        like 80% of the 100~300k/year jobs are trades paid by the hour.
        that plumber installing your bathroom charges $90/hr plus $25/hr extra if he has to drive more than 20min, and you have to book him 6 months in advance.
        thats how they're so rich.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My old office used to get together with the salon on the first floor of our building for some reason and order sandwiches or pizza or whatever. Nice bunch of gals down there, even the giant bulldyke rugby player one. The vet's clinic that was also on the first floor (weird building) sometimes also joined in.
    The publisher on the third floor never joined up with us for lunch. Put out three hugely popular books and you think you're hot shit. Frick you. You're not Penguin or whatever. Fricking Independent publishers.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat pretty light. Apple, almonds, protein shake, that sort of stuff. Anything to heavy and I will fall asleep.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i delivery food full time. other day I got a free barbecue plate from someone that had the card bounce back after I paid for the food. sometimes customers will say get some food for yourself as well. either that or I will eat at mcdonalds or cici's pizza on my break.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make extra pasta, curry, roast dinner and take portions to reheat
    >mix tinned salmon with mayo & siracha, put it on salad, add tabasco when I get to the office
    >defrost prawns, add mayo/ketchup, have on salad or in tortilla wraps
    >get something like pic related from the canteen (£5.30)
    >get a tesco meal deal, greggs, sometimes maccies or KFC

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