what do we think of the humble lettuce burger?

what do we think of the humble lettuce burger?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking stupid, just eat the bun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want none unless it got buns hun

      [...]

      I think you're a pathetic homosexual and should feel sad, very sad indeed.

      i liek bread

      What if the person is allergic to carbs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess they can just frick right off then.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they should an hero and strengthen the gene pool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if you did three flips off the 8th story?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if your wife orbits my dick?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a thing
        >
        Not its not

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If some twat is allergic to carbs then it has fricked up genetics and shoud not have kids. They shouldn't be so arrogant as to put their genetic bullshit on me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what if the person is allergic to carbs

        Then why are they eating lettuce, which is a carb, dumbass?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honestly that looks really good

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want none unless it got buns hun

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think you're a pathetic homosexual and should feel sad, very sad indeed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i ate this while getting my dick sucked by a FEMALE hooker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah right, most likely it was some black troony

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i liek bread

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if i wanted something disgusting and unhealthy wrapped in lettuce then I'd just...
    uhhhhh...
    buy your mother a dress made of lettuce!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im a real man.
    when i have a burger i put fries inside it and replace the bread with pizza.
    USA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like it needs some onion rings on whatever that's supposed to be.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like my burger buns to be made out of mac and cheese
    go back to vietnam if you want to eat burgers with lettuce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to be sick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can I still be Garth?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Replace beef with cordon bleu and you are golden.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can actually feel the vomit bubbling in my throat looking at this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good, bread is bad for you

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my kind of burger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's what I call a burger bun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok but where's the burger burger?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well just make a lettuce wrap like some sort of San Franciscan at this point

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer it on a bed of mixed greens with some extra blue cheese

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hmmm we need to make burgers healthier
    >do we remove the bacon?
    >the 5 slices of american cheese?
    >of course! the bun! how could we be so stupid?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ever wondered why Japanese people are so thin and healthy compared to Americans?

    This shit right here, that's why.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like there's no way you could have made this post non-ironically.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How so? It's not a controversial take.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite vegan food

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat it naked with a fork and knife. Lettuce is negative value with no bun.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At that point I just eat the burger like a steak and the lettuce and tomatoes like a salad

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    According to our European friends this is not a burger because it does not come on a specific type of bun. Therefore it is a lettuce sandwich

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The tomato wrap is everything the lettuce burger wishes it was. Where the lettuce wrap lacks flavor and has a sad wilted texture, the tomato wrap piles on the good juicy flavor. Way better than lettuce wraps or a traditional bun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/O4GaMWB.jpg

      For me it’s the tomato burger

      See you later lettuce! For me it’s the tomato Mr. Potato

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get them so I'm not too full to drink more beer.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the tomato burger

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're going to be even fatter than when you started once you relapse, ketotroony

    • 1 month ago
      Boo

      Why would you relapse? the food you can eat on keto doesn't leave me missing garbage like hyper processed bread.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Graingays just can't comprehend the idea of everyone not eating their slop.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cope, just enjoy your burger

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lettuce always made my sandwich/burger feel fancy? my parents always made things plain, just bread and meat

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just wrap the bun in lettuce. that way you get more lettuce.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bun, but cant do any of the things a bun does

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lettuce flavor is too watery and dilutes the burger's taste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being a homosexual please. Thanks.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with it if you make it at home. But don't serve that to guests or order something like that at a restaurant. I could see the appeal of that because it's a lot more meaty without the buns. I regularly eat burgers by themselves dipped in sauce as finger food so that's not weird for me. And I eat bread in my diet, has nothing to do with that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a lot more meaty without the buns.
      Its the exact same amount of meat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        esl moment

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You could just say you were wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't you have a dbz mourning service to attend or something?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You could just say you were wrong

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Once you gain a better grasp on the English language, you may respond to me.
                Spoiler: you won't though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You could just say you were wrong

                sigh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but a lot less carbs and calories

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Boo

      I would like to eat her burger, if you know what I mean.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb. Just serve it on a plate, I don't need to hold my food that badly.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't feel good in the hand or the mouth. I give it a 0/10. If you have to do keto eat something else.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like them, and make them sometimes. I enjoy lettuce wraps a lot in general.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not a fan of lettuce wrapped burgers at all.

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