What do you?

What do you Culinalysuckers think of my homemade pizza attempt? Made it in my conventional oven (admittedly using the Ragusea method) and no need for a fancy Ooni or woodfire oven.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off and die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm impressed you were this triggered to actually prove this wasn't and original image when it was clearly a dominos pizza even from the thumbnail

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >clearly
        I don't eat Dominoes and have no idea what their pizzas look like.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The box is right there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what their boxes look like.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you at least know what a pizza looks like?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you at least know what a pizza looks like?
                No. Can you please describe a pizza for me?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's like Georgian Kachapuri except its round and the egg is subbed for marinara sauce

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                wtf is a georgean

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone who hasn't discovered marinara sauce

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goat frickers from the caucasus. They make a good pizza though. Think Ana Kasparian pre-nosejob, or Josef Stalin

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whys it look like a poosey? Why not square or round, no no, poosey.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was obviously a stock image, moron. That anon going even further and reverse searching it to publicly depants and shame you for it is a chad move.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was about to say, that is so obviously a stock image.The perfect composition of the photo like the position of pizza cutter, napkin, the lines of the image.
      Next time use a crappier image.

      I'm impressed you were this triggered to actually prove this wasn't and original image when it was clearly a dominos pizza even from the thumbnail

      Different poster, I looked it up because the image is so "perfect" I was curious to see how ubiquitious it is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Least unhinged and violent Culinaly poster

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty good to me Anon - how did you get the dough that round?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Method please. Can you do this in a normal oven?

      What was your flour hydration?

      How did you get it to match the plate size that well?

      This thread is hard evidence that most posts on Culinaly are by bots. One anon proves the pizza is just from fricking google and bots swoop in to ask questions that literally cannot be answered

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cannot be answered
        Sure they can
        Any anons work at Domino's?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this isn't bait you might actually be the most moronic poster on the site right now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          well anon if this is bait what does it make you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            a dude who likes to post on the internet

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no anon I think you might be the most moronic poster on the site right now

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Method please. Can you do this in a normal oven?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was your flour hydration?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did you get it to match the plate size that well?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How did you get it to match the plate size that well?
      photoshop

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the box is in the pic
    >more than one reply
    Are there actually "people" that moronic in this place?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Culinalysuckers
    su/ck/ers is what you were looking for.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Culinalysuckers
    >not coCulinaly suckers
    >not su/ck/ers

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