What do you do when you and your SO have saved up to this dinner for months, only to be met by an arrogant, selfrighteous and pretentious sob?

What do you do when you and your SO have saved up to this dinner for months, only to be met by an arrogant, selfrighteous and pretentious sob?
Kick his ass, make a scene and get arrested or leave a 10$ note on the table and just leave?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on who the arrogant prick is. Your waiter? A fellow diner?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I imagined the attached picture would help.Waiter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smoke his ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But he's the owner not the waiter the waiter is brown

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We are not talking about a tv serie, but an incident I had. I did another thing, far better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you mention the War?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, I showed him my patek philippe and asked if he would buy it for a fraction. I grabbed a stick of butter and we went to the toilet to settle the deal. I literally fricked him, unfortunately I could tell I wasn't the first one. Showed the butter down his throat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah, I showed him my patek philippe and asked if he would buy it for a fraction

                a fraction of what?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of what he might believed was the full price. It was actually a chinese copy I obtained at Temu. But he had his head up his arse, so he didn't notice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a fraction is one piece of a whole, and he gave you a piece of his hole.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't give, I took.. though he did moan.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. has never seen a waiter

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd eat his ass fr

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saved up to this dinner for months,
    the frick? why would I go anywhere that pretentious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pretentious
      You don't know what that means.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pretentious
        >adjective
        >Claiming that or behaving as if one is important or deserving of merit when such is not the case.
        food is food buddy, if you have to save for months to go there it is overpriced no matter how good it is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >popcorn at the cinema and food at theme parks/fun parks are pretentious because they're overpriced
          again, you don't know what pretentious means

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it sounds like you dont know what false equivalency means
            popcorn/fair food isnt served with the expectation you dress in a suit and tie and speak in a low voice to eat it, and the kid popping it isnt jerked off for his ability to do so
            that said it is still bullshit and I wouldnt buy that either

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You’re a moron, mate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good argument

                >I don't go to THAT cinema. The popcorn is overpriced, the employees wear ties and you're expected to speak in a low voice. THAT'S SO FRICKING PRETENTIOUS!
                You don't know what pretentious means.

                okay first of all, yeah making the 16 year olds running the cinemax wear ties is pretty damn pretentious
                second restaurants you have to "save up" for are not meant for you, they are meant for people who make more money than you can imagine, so that they can pretend they are better than the peons who pay a normal amount for essentially the same food, that is pretension, they are pretentious

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my Tyson chickie nuggies are essentially the same as your overpriced and PRETENTIOUS coq au vin! In fact, they're identical! I just poured Franzia on it and now it's even more identical!
                You didn't know what pretentious means.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not spending a thousand bucks on shit you can make yourself for next to nothing means youre literally le chicken nuggie manchild
                tell me what pretentious means, my enlightened friend, if you know so much you wouldnt be resorting to moronic comments like this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in order to make a restaurant quality meal, I would have to buy an oven, a stove, a fridge, have plumbing and electricity installed etc, which would cost many thousands of dollars, so paying a few hundred for a quality meal is a pretty good deal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I would have to buy an oven, a stove, a fridge, have plumbing and electricity installed etc
                oh I didnt realize I was talking to a europoor, my condolences

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't go to THAT cinema. The popcorn is overpriced, the employees wear ties and you're expected to speak in a low voice. THAT'S SO FRICKING PRETENTIOUS!
              You don't know what pretentious means.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP confirmed spoon salesman

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him

  6. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    AI thread
    sage goes in all fields

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basil Fawlty is a personal hero of mine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      I also call my wife my little piranha fish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my favorite was “my little nest of vipers”

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone has to have compiled a list that we should commit to memory

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mine, too. My ex used to call me a stick insect as I was so skinny back then (6ft1, 130lbs at my lightest), like Sybil did Basil in that one episode.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saved up to this dinner
    even when we were first married, there was no "saving" for a dinner out, we just went out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were married again? Also inflation. And it was a semi posh place wife read about, took weeks to get tables.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I've never really met an "butthole" server in my life. Only met servers that didn't pay any attention to me. When that happens I up and leave and go somewhere else. Or if I managed to actually get food out of these people, I leave a zero tip. My rule is if my drink goes un-refilled for a large amount of time, your tip drops with the time I wait. Even then I rarely have to use this rule, because if I need it, I am not coming back.

        Any proper posh place is going to treat their guests right or they won't have guests for much longer. Only "theme" restaurants can get away with being c**ts, because that's the theme and you expect it going in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and that's why you got divorced

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I respectfully finish my meal and pay and come back the next day, having taken a large amount of laxatives and apologise profusely as I shit all over his dining room.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm climbing onto his body and having sex with him

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