What do you get at the salad place?
Me, I go heavy with kale, lentils, spinach, and chickpeas. Sometimes sweet potato chunks too if I'm feeling indulgent. And green goddess dressing.
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What do you get at the salad place? Me, I go heavy with kale, lentils, spinach, and chickpeas.
spinach
sundried tomatoes
celery
capers if they have them
jalapenos
pistachios/sunflower seeds
as many cheeses as they have
blue cheese dressing
coriander dressing
Why the frick would I go out to eat just to get a salad?
This. I can just go out in the garden and pick all of this shit.
Why the frick would you go out to eat just to get a sandwich? Or burger? Or anything else you could theoretically make at home?
Because sometimes you feel like having someone else make you the food, that's why.
you like a gay and your shits all moronic.
Bet you get grilled cheese at restaurants too. I'd wager you get salad cravings, and hop in your prius to get on the freeway to find your specific salad shoppe that you know will hook it up with the beets, haha get it, cause of salad. I bet you get all cozy in bed at night thinking about thos leafy greens, and crisp firm tomatos slapping your tongue like the dripping wet pussy of your lover pressing into your face. You probably don't know the analogy I'm using because, as a salad connoisseur, you never had time to find a partner, you were too preoccupied studying your almanac and researching local farms to find who has the freshest, most organic romaine lettuce available.
that's why buy salad mixes at the supermarket moron, they're absolutely the same unlike store bought burgers, pizzas etc
It's hilarious when you can identify the exact vegetables and ratios from bagged stuff in restaurants.
nooo you don't understand the leaves are handpicked and washed one by one by salad artisans with twirled staches
You've clearly never been to an actual salad place, at least not a New York one. It's miles away from the premixed bags you get in stores.
I've been to New York a few times, it was basically no different than when Kurt Russell escaped. I have no desire to go back.
I cant replicate a baconator at home but a bowl of spinach will taste the same and doesnt even require any type of cooking. So unless Im getting my salad tossed I sure as frick wont overpay for a meal that is basically an assortment of things I can get myself.
What about deli sandwiches then? You can do everything Subway does, right? Yet there are tons of Subways. Again, it's almost like people just want others to do the work sometimes no matter how simple the meal. Nothing wrong with that. "Overpay" is subjective - convenience has value.
>spending $15 for 300 calories of fricking nothing
salads are a fricking joke
>inb4 fat
im a skeleton
>basic b***h
>gay wearing shorts made of the same material as his shirt with patterned socks
Yeah, I'm not even going near that place.
>judging people's clothes
homosexual
Post selfie for comparison, chad
what is this salad place you speak of? wish i had the same establishment close by
How would I bea able to pick up and have sex with the blonde in 1 hour max. In the situation given in pic related
Choke her out from behind and then carry her to the alleyway out the backside of the establishment, she looks pretty small probably doesn't weigh more than 120lbs so it should be easy
Have you tried talking/verbalizing? Women like that. In fact, humans enjoy that, period.
Ummm I'm a shut in that is basically a nightmare
This sounds like good advice though, seems a bit like prostitution
Hey I'll give you some coke and xan if you let me frick you.
Be at least 6'2" and not ugly
I am 5' 11" and not ugly at all so I am money
What the frick is a salad place? I have never seen one and I even live by Portland
b***h has granny shoes on like she finna go fast-walking in the mall with Debra and Dorthy.
Can I get the girl on the left sucking my wiener while the girl on the far right watches but pretends to be disinterested?
>paying for salad
I will never
>paying for anything premade ever
What the frick is a salad place? I'm not a homosexual, so I have no clue.
I'm cheap af, but salad bars/salad places seem like a good value when it comes to saving time. I could easily spend close to an hour buying, cleaning, prepping, and storing all the ingredients for one single salad. Having someone else do all that for me is 100% worth it.
I would not eat food prepared by African Americans. They're so full of israeli lugenpresse fueled hate that its too risky. I live in a white town though so its okay. We whip coons.
WHITE POWER
>What do you get at the salad place?
A salad.
>salad place
Cobb salad, extra egg extra ham cubes. Easy on the green stuff, huh?
Free cup of water
Thank you OP it’s absolutely hilarious how insecure anons get over eating salad.
A heaping big bowl of raw onions in mustard