What do you get at your neighborhood corner cafe?

What do you get at your neighborhood corner cafe?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A blow job from the prostitute out back

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet her hair smells nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her
      >she
      >female

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has long hair and is wearing a pink article of clothing, boys don't do those

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so if i wear my pink shirt and put my hair in a pony tail i become female?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would you like that?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i do that anyways

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                please be in London

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imaging ripping her hair out.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Psycho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like, for a souvenir?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d like to snip some off using my Swiss Army knife’s scissors and then eat it in my bedroom later

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Control yourself Mr. President

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her
      That's a dude troony, just look at those ears.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      smells sweet i bet

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing because it's only open between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Is it outside?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Outside and on the lakefront. Lot of the homes around here are summer homes. Some of properties have deed restrictions on them that prohibit living here year around, though those are mostly smaller lots with modular homes on them. But even many of the larger homes like we live in are only occupied part of the year, which is fine by me as they still have to pay non-resident property tax while not putting much in the way of demands on the county beyond police patrols during the off season.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds nice, until vacation season rolls around

          h8 people m8

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    money from a client for a blow job out back

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    single-origin light roast drip, size varies, filled to the top. or some kind of herbal tea. and pinball and authorized wall doodles in the basement

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >leave house to get food
    >see someone with skin darker than mine
    >get pissed off and go home without food
    I've stopped leaving my house. Frick Black folk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Life just be rough as an Indian.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably
        i like their breads.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They smell so fricking bad all the time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those prices and selection are odd, Coke is probably more expensive there than a stadium or theater, and they could easily offer better food accompaniments.

      Does your scale vary depending on how tan you are? Like in the summer you’re cool with Latinos?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't tan in the summer. That would require actually going outdoors. She's basically Maris Crane.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexual assault charges

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, I live in a working class/middle class hood and the cafe only sells pretentious shit.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give her a protein chino if you catch my drift

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    away from.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask them to mix the proteinccino and the green juice, then hand them a crisp new $20 and wink while I told them to keep the change

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i get a pastrami s'wich

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I walk past it and get a $.99 large coffee with 2 creams from nald's with an app discount

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got two cases of flavoured seltzer, one peach the other watermelon, for 36¢ each.
      Getting a third tomorrow, probably strawberry

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this photo and OP are fricking worthless

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, that’s my sister in the corner who works there. I’ll have to ask if she notices anybody taking pics for no reason lol.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your sister is ugly af

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s New York, of course there are people taking pics because everyone takes pics of everything there. You’re a little liar.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    corn nuts, beer, and smokes. Do you suggest other stuff that I should add?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i get to lick the cutie barista's freshly shaved pusi

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah can I get a croissant and make it iced please. Make it way icy.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to PLAP this b***h from behind while pulling her ponytail and biting her neck if you know what I mean

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah can I have a dirty diet coke with semi-skimmed almond milk, medium well.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    some hot young pussy

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