What do you get from the hot roller thing at the gas station?

What do you get from the hot roller thing at the gas station?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think?
    moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rude

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tornados. If the place has these and you don't get 5 of them you're fricking up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      spbp although im not sure wth that one is flavored

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Southwest style homie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it's bread based I'll wrap it in a napkin and put them in my pocket lmao. I've seen another guy do this too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are an animal

        https://i.imgur.com/0EK8yjy.jpg

        Tornados. If the place has these and you don't get 5 of them you're fricking up.

        found the fatfrick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you are an animal
          bro it all gets thrown in the dumpster or fed to stray dogs at the end of the day anyway

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you dont eat them all at once. they heat up very well in a toaster oven or air fryer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are an angry gaygoot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to go back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My frickin' homie, the pepperjack ones are the best but a close second is the breakfast ones.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saliva droplets from people sneezing.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hepatitis.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be a dog on the heated road of time. i continue to make efforts but never make any progress. im rolling to no where

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eggselent Pottery, anoon.
      For me,,, I bild me OWN road to fry on.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This machine could get me Laid imagine bringing a girl to your house and you have a full motherfricking 7-11 hot dog roller in there.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous Mogul

          Kek. Fat b***hes would love to walk in your door and just see a bunch of glistening dogs rolling around. You gotta get a little warmer/sauna for the buns to really get the juices flowing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I tend to think that those b***hes with the big fat asses are more into cats than dogs, there's something about kitty litter that seems to attract them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whoever eats hotdogs should see to it that in the process he does not become a hotdog. If you gaze long enough into an hotdog grill, the hotdog grill will gaze back into you

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pepperjack Tornados

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chlamydia.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dysentery

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they sell these cheap at the university im at. you're supposed to eat them on their own. but I stick these buffalo chicken things in a hotdog bun and it turns it into a really cheap chicken burger. best bang for my money.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to get those with friends after class. We called them red rockets. I miss those days

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what I knew as red rockets growing up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was in college. Someone made the dog joke and we all just started calling them that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chicken dicks. Good shit. Thankfully no one around me has them or I'd be fat as frick.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing because it's never on

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sausage egg & cheese taquitos

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get these nice orange chicken kabob thingies

    I honestly like just walking around holding the wooden stick downtown

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spicy chicken taquitos and buffalo chicken bites

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    even though they have all kinds of items. I've only bought regular hotdogs, and that was because they would have them on at 7am when I would get off a 12 hour midnight shift.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these seem so disgusting but intriguing at the same time

    captcha: DRYD0

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    monterey jack taquitos + a small coffee cup full of complimentary chili and cheese sauce for dipping

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these are just the stuff that fell to the floor when processing the actual meat, milled into a fine paste.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass-tearing diarrhea

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Herpes

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 1.49 special

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >run into 7-11 to get milk or something
    >frick I'm hungry
    >I'll get 2 toquitos to hold me over
    >"oh sorry I just put those on 3 minutes ago they're still cold"
    Every.
    Fricking.
    Time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life, son

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive not seen these in years

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    maxwell st polish

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bratwurst or Cheddarwurst, a fork, and some honey mustard packs to dunk them in. I skip the bun altogether as they're so stale it ruins the meal.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A perfectly sane food to eat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, check yourself in for therapy immediatly, before you shoot up a school.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the Anus Beef Roll.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diseases, probably.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AIDS

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to give an occular pat down, steak and cheese taquito is high priority but it rarely looks good. So I'll settle for a big bite if it looks good.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only ever saw one of these once, way out west. They also had a nacho with cheese dispenser deal setup.
    So fricked on pricing. Those $1.49 price tags, "specials" supposedly, are half the cost of a full pack of 8 cheap hotdogs, or 1/3-1/4 the cost of a full pack of 8 fancy dogs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The nachos at my local 7/11 are FIVE DOLLARS now. Highway israeliteery, I tell ya.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you had to buy the ingredients yourself it would probably be at least $10 (and yes you would have more veggies than you could use)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I could find plenty of uses for beans, onions, and jalapenos.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to let my regulars have a ranch with their chicken. I miss my life. It was the perfect job but they took it away. A gas station is too good for someone like me. In my next life I will get to be a part of the CIA master race. And then they won't take away my job and car and home and mind.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only things worth a damn are the breakfast sandwiches and burritos.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Cor9na birus.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Hi

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't want you to know this, but the buns are free. Take one or two, get a couple of jam/jelly packets, go outside and pick a banana from the bus stop banana tree, and enjoy!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss my ex's buns

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        we all do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't want you to know this, but the buns are free. Take one or two, get a couple of jam/jelly packets,
      Uh-huh, yeah, ok...
      > go outside and pick a banana from the bus stop banana tree
      homie what??

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous Mogul

        They're talkin bout that one bush where all the local oiled up crackheads hide out

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That seems like some kind of Australian thing they do in the bushes with kangaroos.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better yet
      >go outside and pick a banana from the bus stop banana tree(that WILL be there)
      >cook it on a fire and coat it with ketchup so it loos like a hot dog
      >go back to the hot dog roller station and put the faux banana hot dog on the roller, and take a hot dog

      That way, when they count the hot dogs, the number will at up and they won’t have to sound the alarms and unleash the gas station hound cats

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they also don't give a shit if you're stealing the food they're gonna throw out in the dumpster anyway

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taquitos. But only 7-eleven seems to have those

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile on India Culinaly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saar...SAARRRR!!
      DAT iss Street food... Please for to be removing NOW!

  38. 2 months ago
    G8rH8r

    I like the southwest and breakfast egg rolls. If u think about it it’s basically just a thin chimichanga

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the southwest egg rolls
      I'll have to keep an eye out for these.
      we have speedway no 7-11s
      not sure if they have them in the not west part of the country

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a standard time for most gas stations to "get rid' or give these away....i remember one time i bought like 5 of these at a gas station not to far from where i work the guy just gave them to me because they were about to throw them out...i was so fricking out if it from working my ass off that day i didnt have the mind to memorize that schedule

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MODS

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to get the steak and cheese tornados but now i get 2 slices of the buffalo chicken pizza at racetrac. that and a chocolate milk is 6 dollars.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only hotdogs enjoy are just plain ones that have split open in the microwave or on the grill. Preferably all beef. No bun either. Seeing people eat a hotdog in a bun with ketchup, mustard, relish, etc makes me fricking sick. I mean that. It makes me physically repulsed and I start gagging. I don't know why but if you ran at me with a hotdog that has the works on it I'd sooner shoot you in the fricking head than allow you near me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two reasons:
      1. You're a homosexual. You like nothing more than a male to penetrate your anus with his penis whilst you squeal like a girl.
      2. You're moronic. You probably have a mental disability, but regardless of that you're less advanced than most of the rest of the population. You probably do things like itching your sphincter and then smelling your finger.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Frick mustard, ketchup, and relish, and the smelly homosexuals who consume them.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the roller, get the gas station nachos with loads of that bagged chili product and "cheese" sauce

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like those hotdog-shaped cheeseburgers from 7Eleven when I was at uni. Do they still have them? Haven't been inside a Sev in over a decade.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a disease.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Black person Queen Working the counter's number! and cheese and beef dawg knowhaIMsayin homeboy SLICE?!

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Botulism, probably.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    extreme gastric discomfort

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