what do you think is the best British food?

what do you think is the best British food?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was very hungover the last time i went to a restaurant in britain, so hungover in fact, that i shit my pants right there at my table
    the waiter told me i wasnt allowed to bring in my own food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      XDDDDDDD YOU IMPLIED THAT SHIT (POO) IS THE SAME AS BRITISH FOOD
      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you eat pieces of shit for breakfast

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oxymoron, but really, Irish babies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oxymoron
      No, it isn't.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken Tikka with a good cuppa Assam tea innit

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doner Kebab

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon on whole wheat toast in a pea and green sauce

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not the best, but the absolute worst is the ‘stargazey pie’
    it’s a fish pie, but it specifically has fish heads sticking out the top looking up, hence the name ‘stargazey’

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do fish heads bother people so much, have you never caught and grilled a whole fish?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do fish heads bother people so much, have you never caught and grilled a whole fish?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking grim.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a fan of pies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it eaten by just throwing out the fish heads, or do you eat them? If they're just tossed out it's just a meme and looks good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its a meme, literally most people in the uk havent had this. We have fish pie but its nothing like the starry gazer one

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks disgusting, like most british food, but deep fried pizza actually slaps

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      truly horrifying.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slaps
      Go back

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    boiled eels

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i went to an english colleagues apartment for lunch and he made me this
    just pasta. no sauce, not butter, no oil, just plain pasta and black pepper

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    noodles with shrimp
    nobody does it like we do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see why.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats crawfish lad

      https://i.imgur.com/MOa8nBu.png

      sausage roll and a can of lager

      unironically based stella is rank though

      https://i.imgur.com/VEs73L1.jpg

      For me, it’s the Cornish pasty. Absolutely delicious.

      looks delicious anon

      https://i.imgur.com/GLDj4Hs.jpg

      Suet baked goods are top tier comfort

      https://i.imgur.com/wAtRg34.jpg

      S tier

      https://i.imgur.com/I0V9rOx.jpg

      I vote for the humble gammon roast. I don't know if anyone else even does something like this, but it's certainly not a part of my native Polish cuisine. Cooked properly, it is heavenly. Soft as butter, intensely flavourful and with a wonderful sweet and sour glaze. The best part is that it's not even difficult.
      https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/glazed-gammon-recipe

      A tier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      those aren't shrimp
      look more like langostinos

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sausage roll and a can of lager

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is the can of lager photoshopped in?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        drinking it. didnt want to put it down

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know but it makes it more amusing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't want you to think he didn't own a can of lager

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      drinking it. didnt want to put it down

      Based Bazza learning photoshop from his job centre course

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sunday roast
    >bit of meat
    >couple vegetables
    >few potatoes

    wow good work england five stars from me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      our meat and vegetables arent so destroyed by chemicals that we dont need to season them so much we can’t even taste them anymore
      go eat a cheeseburger and pay your health insurance

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you people even here?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/jgiY3l8.jpg

        our meat and vegetables arent so destroyed by chemicals that we need to season them to the point we can’t even taste them anymore
        go eat a cheeseburger and pay your health insurance

        it doesn't work like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          im not anon but i agree with them. theyre correct. You however are just pissed offas the truth hurts you obese c**t

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ok moron

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    our meat and vegetables arent so destroyed by chemicals that we need to season them to the point we can’t even taste them anymore
    go eat a cheeseburger and pay your health insurance

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s the Cornish pasty. Absolutely delicious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      trifle soaked w/sherry is the favorite thing my mom makes for christmas
      banofee pie
      currant scones
      honeycomb candy (Crunchie bar)
      mince pies w/orange zest piecrust
      sticky toffee pudding with hard sauce
      coronation chicken salad

      yup, the cornish pastie!
      deep fried scotch eggs w/Colman's hot mustard and a cold stout
      I like to make pickled pearl or cipprolini onions when they look pretty in the grocery. There is something about the malt vinegar that adds craveable flavor.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that all sounds delicious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      worked at a pasty shop in the USA, you get sick of eating them when it's your lunch every day

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    British food is hyper masculine so it intimidates effeminate cultures

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baked beans on toast.

    Nah it's full fat english breakfast

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a tough one but if I really had to pick I'd say steak and ale pie. If you don't like that there's something wrong with you.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is British food though, half of those ingredients aren't indigenous to those islands. Hmm. Makes me think about what Brits are before the 17th century. Lots of stew and bread probably, so I'll go with that. Mutton stew with a nice buttery slice of bread sounds good to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pea and ham soup with bread and lots of ale. That sounds nice actually, might have it for me din dins tomorrow and get pissed as a fart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meat, fish and vegetables like all cuisines. Some of the best seasonal produce in the world, and among the highest animal welfare and quality of meat. Most of the world just knows the meme WWII stuff though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Romans came into Britain, saw them living peacefully off the land, communally, and democratically electing the strongest men, and got enraged anyone would dare live under anything but a fascist oligarchy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >this post was brought to you by an effeminate burger

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello. I am mexican and i think the best british food is

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the BLT is actually a nice sandwich composition

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ill second that. Its a powerhouse of a sandwitch and always under rated.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the color of that gravy looks so sus. Do bongs put sugar in their gravy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely not. im sure yanks do, though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the color of that gravy looks so sus. Do bongs put sugar in their gravy?

        if i eat game i put a bit of jelly or marmelade in the gravy

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the breakfast

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peas on egg.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suet baked goods are top tier comfort

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken Maryland (UK style)
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Maryland

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chicken Maryland (UK style)
      Wow, never seen this!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So you Brits had to come over to the USA to my state to learn how to make a chicken dish?
      You Bongs are weirdos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The British invented Maryland.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I heard a story once that the US embassy wanted to buy the freehold on their UK property. Turns out it belonged to the Duke of Westminster, so they asked him to name a price. He said he wanted Virginia back. No sale.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, America did. England just caused people to flee because the Pilgrims were autistic and the King didn't like them.
          Anyway, good to know the Bongs appreciate Maryland.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Pilgrims didn't found America, the Jamestown settlers did. You've been fed propaganda about how Americans were unique, freedom loving individuals since day one when in reality the settlers of Plymouth Rock all died of starvation and disease. Jamestown was the first real permanent colony, even American scholars agree on this.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes I know the Jamestown settlers founded America but Jamestown is not in Maryland. The area of Maryland was settled several decades after the initial Jamestown settlement.
              Even though the Pilgrims all eventually died you still had people similar to them coming over for years. That's how you got the Quakers and other denomenations.
              Now go back to paying for your TV license and getting your knife confiscated, Nigel.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bakewell tart is lovely

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cyanide

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I vote for the humble gammon roast. I don't know if anyone else even does something like this, but it's certainly not a part of my native Polish cuisine. Cooked properly, it is heavenly. Soft as butter, intensely flavourful and with a wonderful sweet and sour glaze. The best part is that it's not even difficult.
    https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/glazed-gammon-recipe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just fricking realised that gammon and jambon both have the same etymology.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do british men's penises in my mouth and ass count?

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta go with lasagna

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    meat pies seem very british

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meat pies
      Good suggestion. Many types too.

      https://i.imgur.com/36EZ0qG.jpg

      Plum pudding is my favourite part of Christmas.

      I prefer to the rum for my xmas pud in a butter and have that on the side. Not something to stay awake after having!

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plum pudding is my favourite part of Christmas.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gregg's sausage roll.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When it comes to British food, you can't beat the munchy box

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      grim

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a munchy box.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sick of these breakfast munchy boxes, and the Chinese ones as well. To be a real munchy box it needs to be filled with donner meat, pakora, bhajis, chips, and onion rings. Maybe some chicken nuggets, and something else I'm missing.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YES
      Ever since someone on Culinaly informed me about these, I've been eating one nearly every day for breakfast or lunch
      And I'm still not bored with them. It just appeals to my palette so well.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >palette
        *palate
        moron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right
          My bad

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          bit rude.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one nearly every day
        >still not bored with them
        I know what you mean. Used to have them for lunch all the time. Back then I was buying them from Tesco though - they're a lot better home made.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have always thought in the back of my mind: cheese and onions

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's a nice smack barm pea wet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pea wet
      *pee wet
      moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WRONG

        ITS A SMACK BARM PEA WET YA DOSSER
        ITS LUVLY WITH A PINT AND SOME CHIPS CORR IN IT
        IN WIGGAN THE PEA WET IS AS GOOD AS GRAVY YEH

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dump the weird viennoiserie in the middle, peel the potatoes or even better ditch them too and you'll have a pretty nice plate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tryhard

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mac and cheese.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any good Mexican food in London?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's London. Going by pure numbers, there has to be. Other UK cities have good Mexican food, so I'd wager that it's likely. I took a Mexican friend who was visiting to a restaurant in Scotland and she was shocked at how good and authentic it was.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      El Pastor, Cavita, Zapote, Breddos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mexican food in London
      Why do you want that? You are literally like that episode of the Simpsons where they go to Japan and end up eating in Americatown.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always enjoyed my food when I've travelled to England... controversial, I know!

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bubble and squeak

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Suet steak & kidney pie,mushy peas,chips and gravy on a Friday night.
    Served with a cuppa Yorkshire gold.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guess it depends where you go. First time in UK it was tasteless no seasoned garbage

    Went to leeds and York legit every spot I went to was AMAZING bros. Best Indian of my life too got chicken changezi

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beef Wellington

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most interesting thing about Britain is that their own food is pretty middling but they make better versions of other countries' food somehow

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jamaican patty is the best english food next to indian curry

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beef wellington

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pie and mash
    jellied eels
    simple as

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could get this in the US

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anywhere North of the Watford Gap you would struggle to find this shyte

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Great Britain has fallen

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No mention of pork pies
    Absolutely shameful display lads

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steak and ale pie.
    Made it myself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how did it look before it came out your bum ahahaha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shit and anal pie

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Toad in the Hole
    >Gammon with pineapple ring, egg, chips and peas
    >homosexuals with mashed potatoes, carrots, peas and gravy
    >Kippers with bread and butter
    >Cornish Pasty with some boiled Jersey Royals and asparagus

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are jannies not removing pornography from a work safe board? I just got fired from my job because of this.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cornish pasties, pork pies, fish and chips, bangers and mash

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