This zebra cakes the peanut butter wafer things and pecan wheels are the only right answer. Swiss rolls get a pass too I guess. Twinkies cosmic brownies star crunch and pretty much anything wise are all shit
I once at an expired banana flavored twinkie right before bed and that night I had the most fucked up nightmares I've ever had. The content of the dreams themselves was disturbing (mostly involved being stuck in a lighthouse at sea, completely by myself, during a terribly violent storm), but the emotions I felt during that time were beyond anything - it didn't just feel real, it felt like the only thing I've ever felt. I was also like 3 weeks sober from meth at that point in time so that might have had something to do with it.
Twinkies comprised a significant portion of my daily calories some days in college. I'm not even american, they were just the best price/calorie item in the vending machine.
I'm sorry I don't eat american dog food
Twinkies taste weird. My favorite packaged pastry is little debbies oatmeal creampies.
This zebra cakes the peanut butter wafer things and pecan wheels are the only right answer. Swiss rolls get a pass too I guess. Twinkies cosmic brownies star crunch and pretty much anything wise are all shit
believe it or not folks, all goyslop
I wish we had the equivalent of these in the UK. It would cost like $40 to get a single box here.
i bet you love the taste of creampies you fucking homo
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>cream pies
>homo
nagger you are dumb as fuck
fortunately have never liked them
They SEEM good in your mind but they're never as good as you expect when you bite into them.
They actually don't seem good in my mind. Soft style packaged cookies though...
Basically this. Every time I eat one I end up progressively lower expectations because each time it's even worse than I expected.
You only eat european dog food?
yeah they're like a once-in-a-year type of food that you enjoy but don't want again for months
I once at an expired banana flavored twinkie right before bed and that night I had the most fucked up nightmares I've ever had. The content of the dreams themselves was disturbing (mostly involved being stuck in a lighthouse at sea, completely by myself, during a terribly violent storm), but the emotions I felt during that time were beyond anything - it didn't just feel real, it felt like the only thing I've ever felt. I was also like 3 weeks sober from meth at that point in time so that might have had something to do with it.
Interesting story
>recovering from meth
>blames it on an out of date twinkie
yeah totally the twinkie man, couldn't possibly have anything to do with the meth
It was the twinkie you degenerate druggie.
They're so good I could eat a whole box. They're the best of those kind of junk food cake things.
Twinkies rule
Tried them once they were way too sweet
>way too sweet
I don't understand this. I get it for salty things; if something's too salty, but how could something be too sweet?
Twinkies comprised a significant portion of my daily calories some days in college. I'm not even american, they were just the best price/calorie item in the vending machine.
i got twinkies once and there was maybe a teaspoon of "creme" inside. i felt so ripped off i never bought one again
Twinkies were my gateway to Zebra Cakes
Do twinkies hurt anyone else's mouth? They kind of make my tongue and the roof of my mouth sting. I have no idea why.
Twinkies used to taste decent but now they're trash