What food are you stocking your apocalypse bunker with?

What food are you stocking your apocalypse bunker with?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't expect to survive over a year in an extended apocalypse scenario (medical issues - t1d) so I just keep a few months worth of MREs in the basement and try to keep the pantry stocked.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Circus peanuts, candy corn, and black licorice.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a single bullet. why would you want to drag things out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based. i don't know why people here are so obsessed with surviving the apocalypse. everyone likes to larp as if they will be a post-apocalyptic warlord or some shit, but the reality is life for the majority of us would be incredibly miserable if things ever got that bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you really should just have a nice day now and save us all the trouble then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i don't get it either. it just seems like an escapism for depressed neurotic antisocial types that have over-politicized their lives like

        https://i.imgur.com/8e0z8rk.jpg

        surely have been. like i get the appeal of planning out all this cool shit you're going to do without actually committing to it and spending resources building it, but that's it. the whole mental side is just completely ignored. the mental anguish of knowing that you're going through an apocalyptic event and will probably not survive. you now have to do everything yourself. if anything goes wrong, you break a bone, you get terribly sick, it's over, you can't rely on society anymore. the anguish is furthermore multiplied when you have a family to worry about.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, none of that is ignored.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe some of us want to be able to witness what happens afterwards

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i don't get it either. it just seems like an escapism for depressed neurotic antisocial types that have over-politicized their lives like [...] surely have been. like i get the appeal of planning out all this cool shit you're going to do without actually committing to it and spending resources building it, but that's it. the whole mental side is just completely ignored. the mental anguish of knowing that you're going through an apocalyptic event and will probably not survive. you now have to do everything yourself. if anything goes wrong, you break a bone, you get terribly sick, it's over, you can't rely on society anymore. the anguish is furthermore multiplied when you have a family to worry about.

        its not about some fictional zombie scenario but there are many well documented times in recent times where if you weren't prepared it might as well have been a apocalypse

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This has been widely debunked as bullshit, most notably by Bosnians who were there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you must live on planet reddit were facts are fluid.
            i hope you stay comfy in Connecticut

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based. i don't know why people here are so obsessed with surviving the apocalypse. everyone likes to larp as if they will be a post-apocalyptic warlord or some shit, but the reality is life for the majority of us would be incredibly miserable if things ever got that bad

      because its the idea of testing your worth or potential. If you are so life-dead, might as well be dead-dead right now, ye who have lost your taste for adventure. Its about the "I feel so alive" feel when everything is on the line and its do or dine.

      https://i.imgur.com/sZNlZuv.png

      What food are you stocking your apocalypse bunker with?

      oats.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you really should just have a nice day now and save us all the trouble then

        depressed moron takes. life is worth living right now probably not as much when everything is glowing. lol@the adventure guy, you were born too late buddy you should have been storming a trench in wwi.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i said it was the idea. same reason someone likes star wars or lord of the rings or any action thing really. You think everyone who liked those things actually wants to get shot by lasers and chopped by orcs?

          or tragedies, you think a theater kid actually wants to be stabbed by lady mcbeth?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you probably want a gun to shoot that bullet too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A real man would just slowly push it throw his skull.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because when you're the last one standing there will be time enough at last.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to rape and pillage

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    canned meat and veg, dried pasta and lentils

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that Jiff pb had better be natural, else i get heart attack

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah all those people dying of peanut butter intoxication

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why baking soda?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oral hygiene, baking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To sterilize shit I figure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qkHDhgp.jpg

      nice

      i thought bottled water expires fairly quickly due to the plastic leaching into the water

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yea but its still sterile and not irradiated plus its easily bartered

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better to drink clean water with microplastics than dirty water that'll give you diarrhea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calrose
      Nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qkHDhgp.jpg

      nice

      >drum mags
      rope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qkHDhgp.jpg

      nice

      >reddit finger

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pointing it out at all is the reddit move

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit necroposter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i saged you imbecile
            go back

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you have 24 hours to live

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm killing myself right now to prove you wrong. I win.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its just good practice
        its fine to have you finger on the trigger if wienered locked and ready to rock but the rest of the time all you're doing is increasing you odd of a accident

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            never went in the first place unlike you obviously and even /k/ will laugh at you noguns

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you are a child

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only gun you've fired is your wiener into another man's butthole.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                abloo bloo bloo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All those photos of PMC bro-cenaries with Le High-Slung M-4s have probably prevented a fair number of NDs among husky Black Rifle Coffee customers, but we were watching an episode of The Walking Dead (don't even start, I know) and the actors were making a point of showing off their l337 tacticool trigger discipline in the MIDDLE OF A GUNFIGHT lol. Though to be fair maybe they just had a hardass RSO, nobody wants to get Brandon Lee'd.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Though to be fair maybe they just had a hardass RSO
            props to him if they did, people that didn't grow up around guns don't have a built in understanding and respect for them so they get a little loose with sweeping people and even blanks are no fun at all.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >M-4s
            with an armalite platform rifle and half decent training you shoulder your rifle, take it off safety, and put your finger on the trigger all in the same motion. you don't lose a single millisecond from safety protocols. on the flipside you lose your foot from not following it.
            they're not showing it off, you're hyper fixating on it because you spend too much time in the reddit comments section.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every military, marksmanship school, shooting range and responsible parent in the last 100 years teach you to keep you finger off the trigger unless you're puling it.
          At first it was annoying to see movies where nobody had any trigger discipline but then somewhere along the line actors started doing it but in a almost comically stiff exaggerated way then a bunch of newguns zoomers started copying it.
          Kinda seems like they lost the plot and don't even know why they're doing it other then mimicking the looks and actions of military

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >reddit finger

            lmao this is Culinaly contrarianism at its absolute finest
            >keep your finger off the trigger unless you want to destroy what your gun's pointed iat
            >NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you've never been around a person that follows the rules a little too over zealously? like someone that won't drive 5mph over the limit just to maintain pace with traffic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you've never been around a person that follows the rules a little too over zealously?
                do you want to find out what it's like being around a person that doesn't follow the rules?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're talking about a person that doesn't know or understand why the rules are there so when they break them its bound to fail. Like cutting towards yourself is something you teach kids so as long as they follow it they can't frickup and hurt themselves.
                But as long as you understand why and have self control you can forgo that "rule" safely

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can't liken an action in a controlled environment (cutting open a box) to an action in an uncontrolled environment (operating any gun in action let alone training). one trip with your finger on the trigger and that 6 year old child spectating is gone just because you were self-conscious about looking too "reddit" to all the honeys and dudebros who barely even know who this "reddit" even is

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in that context i fully agree but you don't need to strain you finger in hard point position to keep your finger off the trigger

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                did you see a sign on the front of my house?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As a matter of fact, trigger discipline as we know it was not widely taught until the 1980s.
            Some people still used their common sense and kept the finger off the trigger, but it was definitely not standard part of weapons training everywhere for a century.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the M-16 was designed around it in the 1950s
              to quote

              >M-4s
              with an armalite platform rifle and half decent training you shoulder your rifle, take it off safety, and put your finger on the trigger all in the same motion. you don't lose a single millisecond from safety protocols. on the flipside you lose your foot from not following it.
              they're not showing it off, you're hyper fixating on it because you spend too much time in the reddit comments section.

              regarding the AR platform
              >you shoulder your rifle, take it off safety, and put your finger on the trigger all in the same motion.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing im going to be eating people day one

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jerky

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enough wine to build up the courage to paint the wall with my brains.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will not survive the apocalypse. I’m sorry, but your reserve of toilet paper will not last you 1 week.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't have stocked up on taco bell.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What food are you stocking your apocalypse bunker
    Nothing but salt and water
    Anything else I'll want fresh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't going to find any fresh food about a week or so once the supply chain falls apart and large scale agriculture becomes impossible to keep going. Local wildlife is going to go fast and your pussy little granny garden won't last a second. You need canned and dehydrated stuff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You aren't going to find any fresh food about a week or so once the supply chain falls apart and large scale agriculture becomes impossible to keep going. Local wildlife is going to go fast and your pussy little granny garden won't last a second. You need canned and dehydrated stuff.
        I'm not interested
        This bullshit about Dungeons and Dragons fantasy is for homosexuals

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit i actually eat
    this is the biggest mistake i see people making is buying shit that they don't normally eat or even know how to prepare or buying shit like 20lbs of dried beans but no means to filter water and no salt to make them palatable

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 10/22 with 8 or 9 boxes
    I can eat for a while with that, right?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did he eat?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever I have my pantry stocked with, which is plenty of canned goods, rice and flour. We have about three months of food on hand at any given time just from buying in bulk and having a pantry.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslop

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    coconut date rolls

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Milk, bread and fruits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy one week of survival I guess

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf, I just posted a thread about this last week and I got banned for 3 days?
    Anyways I think a realistic disaster preparedness measure to take is having stores of water. The problem is the water going stagnant, which means it's important to be going through it constantly.
    My household just uses 5-gallon water bottles that we refill at the grocery store for $2.50 each, and keep them on tap for the water cooler, that way there's always at least 30 gallons of fresh water in the house.
    We're mostly concerned with natural disasters cutting off water supply for more than 3 days, but you never know what else could possibly happen.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol and tobacco, everything else is free.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >welcome to Fallout: New Republic

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crab legs, sauerkraut, canned asparagus, and onion powder. Everything the body needs.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the OP image is incorrect, it was quite a bit bigger (standing room). he also had 750k in cash in there. there are videos of the spider hole

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Other survivors that's the obvious answer

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As Saddam was laying in that hole, do you think it ever occured to him that not being a stereotypical dictator might have been worth it?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My home is basically an apocalypse bunker. I live on a narrowboat, which is 10mm of steel basically all over (except windows, which I could plug with wood). 1KW of solar panels, big diesel tank, 200L water tank, LPG gas canisters, basically off-grid. In terms of food, at any one time we probably have a couple of months worth if we were to really stretch it, and with the canals being in the countryside, there's plenty of fruit trees, farmland to pillage (providing the entire farming system hasn't gone to shit), and other food that can be foraged.
    That being said, I think the whole prepper thing is p moronic. in a SHTF scenario, you're going to want community rather than an individualist, standing on my own attitude. The bad guys are gonna be organised, you better be too.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have prepped for 3 months. If shit isn't fixed by then it is over anyway.
    Also prepping means shit if you can't defend your position

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It needs to last a long time, while also being nutritious. It also needs to be something you're willing to eat BEFORE the apocalypse, as you don't know when it will happen so you need to regularly rotate old stock out of your bunker and eat it.
    I'm therefore thinking mostly whole grains, pickled vegetables and hard cheeses. Wrap the dry foods first in paper, then in plastic vacuum seal bags to prevent fungal spores reaching them. I'd also keep a few jars of flavoured protein powder and vitamin tablets to supplement with.
    Spread the water over lots of different kegs and drums rather than keeping it in one big tank. That way if a seal fails to remain airtight you only have one bad batch of water rather than losing the whole supply.
    I'd also connect a small diesel generator to the surface so I can run it underground. As long as both the intake and exhaust are isolated from the bunker's air supply it should be fine. Connect it to a hotplate and kettle and you can cook. Heating isn't so much of a problem underground as the soil will trap your body heat quite well.
    Air filtration should be your top priority as there may be radioactive fallout. Fallout from conventional nuclear weapons remains lethal for around two weeks, so you need about 14-20 days worth of dust filters for your air vents. The filters will become clogged with radioactive dust particles, so you need a way of changing them without exposing your living space to that dust.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have the screencap?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be zuckerberg
    >"Hey! let's use the power of social media to make the world a better place" - 2005
    >makes the world a worse place
    >builds a multi-billion dollar bomb shelter in Hawaii -2024

    Why do tech billionaires do this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey! let's use the power of social media to make the world a better place" - 2005
      nice strawman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've not used the term "strawman" correctly. I've not misrepresented zuckerberg's ideas or simplified them to the point of absurdity.
        The tech world was genuinely so sickenly optimistic and willfully ignorant back then. Nobody had a problem with it. They thought they were watching visionary geniuses that would lead us to a better world.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beanz and Deanz

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