what happens if you eat this

what happens if you eat this

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It would be (here is when the meme comes) very painful

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're a big guy

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not for you though

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    boiga doiareaha

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You will no longer be hungry for precisely 26 minutes

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >implying I'm physically capable of not being hungry
      I eat until I throw up (still hungry). After I throw up I'm hungry even more hungry.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      26 minut
      yyyashaaa

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    you'll be scrolling Culinaly on your 100 dollar smartphone from the toerlet in about 20 min

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      wow that's me but i didn't even have to eat whatever the frick op posted

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you accidentally a little girl but she is incapable of playing Tekwar while inseminated?

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    If you eat enough of those you'll turn into jabba the bawd and watch idiot disney star wars movies.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Even the hamburgler wouldn't run away with that sad looking thing.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Should have made it black. Would be more culturally relevant today.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you AI edit the original?

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes good, then satiates you for a few hours.
    Unless you're a fattie who has no more feelings of satiation anymore.
    It gives a good amount of carbs from the bun for quick enrgy, then protein from the patties and a good portion of fat.
    Overall a good meal, just a bit low in the vitamin and mineral department.
    Still, not "unhealthy" (whatever that is, never exactly defined) in any way unless you ONLY consume these.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      trvke

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I was at a McDonald's in the lower 48 awhile ago and these double cheeseburgers are no longer a dollar. Now they are called mc-doubles and have one less slice of cheese. Thanks O'biden.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      you can still order the one with two slices of cheese, and it's still called a double cheeseburger. It's on their current marketing campaign even

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    you'll die some time within the next 100 years

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    that looks so fricking good I might goon

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You eat a delicious cheeseburger is what happens

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't look very delicious, it looks like something that's thrown out of a car or truck window then run over by the next car or truck.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    there used to be this food truck that i lived by that would make smash burgers that looked like these, they always gave me a headache like 5 minutes after i ate them but it was worth it

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >24 grams of protein per mcdouble
    You eat 4 of these then go to the gym
    And after you eat 4 more

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >gym

      Why yes I love doing unnecessary work lifting and putting down things while accomplishing nothing. It's not like there are 10,000 things I could be doing instead with that effort that would actually help people and accomplish something instead of making unnecesary heat... but no... I'd rather stand around in a little room and exert force on things with nothing to show for it. Christ...

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        trvke

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Death. Eventually.

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It would be extremely painful..

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You lose money.
    That extra slice of cheese costs enough to throw the value off vs the McDouble.
    And you still need to buy two McDouble's to get anywhere near the Cost/Calorie ratio it was at when it was just a dollar. That was the pinnacle of Western Civilization, and it's gone.

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's the baconator

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    eat big, get big

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Arnold and Grace

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You will hunger again. But if you eat the bread that Jesus gives you, you won't hunger again. Your choice

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The one with the fish?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I was more referring to John 6

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and verse 35 specifically
          'Jesus said to them, “I am the bread of life; he who comes to Me will not hunger, and he who believes in Me will never thirst'

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