What happens if you swallow all the fruit seeds and dont spit them out?

What happens if you swallow all the fruit seeds and dont spit them out?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will get pregnant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most seeds have evolved to pass through digestive tracks relatively unchanged, so that the future plants can spring from a ready supply of fertilizer.

    Watermelon seeds, however, do not require fertilizer, and as their name suggests, are particularly well suited for Hydroponic farming: ie. growing without soil and entirely in water. What this means is that when introduced into a water-rich environment, like your lower intestine, they begin to sprout.

    On or two is not a problem, and will pass harmlessly. But, too many, and they will actually link up into one giant net-like structure, and if left untreated can actually root themselves into your intestinal lining. With how quickly the watermelons grow, most people barely have a chance to notice their constipation before it's too late, usually a window of only one or two days. After that point, their lower intestine is filled with first grape sized fruit, than golf-ball, and once it gets past that point the patient has almost no chance to survive, since their entire lower intestine has become nothing more than a nursery for immature watermelons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >digestive track
      it's tract. man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit my parents tried to grow watermelons, only one ever produced fruit and they grew all kinds of shit so they weren't morons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frickfrickfrick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as someone who actually takes pride in eating all the watermelon seeds in his cut, this, rather sadly, doesn't happen.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think you know exactly what will happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I knew someone would post this before I even scrolled through the thread

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A watermelon will grow in your anus.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you swallow papaya seeds, they will kill the demons that live in your intestines and control your subconscious.
    They taste ok, a bit like pepper. Very crunchy. But your Demons hate them.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mustard gas

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, they'll pass through you easy enough. Funny story though is in my parents garden this alien egg looking things started growing in some of the patches, turns out my niece and nephew had been eating watermelon and spitting the seeds out in the garden beds

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homies tongue your anus

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A watermelon will grow in your tummy.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be pregnant, just like mommy was pregnant with you once. It wasn't so bad 🙂

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god I wish I was pregnant

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'll give yourself diarrhea and poop out the seeds.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the p turns to h

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here is a short informational video into what happens to you after you eat a watermelon seed.

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