What is a taco?

What is a taco?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The thing between your fat prostitute mothers legs lmao

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A miserable little pile of fillings. But enough talk, have at you!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is the most taco-y filling of all?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The yeast infection in your mom's taco

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Charcoal grilled meat in the northern part of mexico with veggies and salsa to taste. Not so sure in the center and south.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cilantro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A miserable little pile of fillings. *tosses corona to the ground* But enough talk, have at you!

      there we go.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now I'm imagining dracula in a bass pro hat throwing his natty light to the ground while getting up out of his white plastic lawn chair

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          tacos?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat pussies, I'm straight by the way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      denial

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eating pussy is gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gay is ok

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes it is!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Umm proof? Can you prove that?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ewwww straight people

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Chapman wasn't in that sketch.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No it's really not.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something that is best served without fruit. I like Mexican food but trying out tacos with lime peel made me want to commit genocide in Latin America.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >made me want to commit genocide in Latin America.

      what made you stop. be the hero America needs

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huge fan of the taco.. eat them everyday.
    love tacos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You disgust me. Bet you're trans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        trannies are gay men

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A sandwich.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick thats hot..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yoooooooo

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally poor people food. It didn't really have a name before since it was just cooked meat and so you wouldn't have to use utensils people would wrap them in tortillas and just eat it. They didn't start calling them "tacos" until the 18th century in Mexico when silver miners noticed that they looked just like the gunpowder they'd wrap in paper and wedge into rocks before detonation.

    Rich Mexicans literally don't go near these things in Mexico. They won't even let their servants eat them in the house.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >in Mexico.
      I send my house cleaner to get them..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >house cleaner

        Nah man, I'm talking about the rich mexicans that literally have a live-in staff that wear uniforms with their family coat of arms stitched on to the vest like a badge and a mayordomo who's like Alfred from Batman who manages all the staff. I dated a girl who had an uncle who was one of the president's lawyers back in the 80s and later became a judge. They even had their own police guarding the house from the outside...not like THE police, but La Marina with assault rifles and combat gear.

        Yeah I mean rich rich.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          even lower middle class mexicans have maids

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All food is poor people’s food until someone jacks up the price and does a lot of marketing. Bone marrow was something people threw away just a few years ago and now see how much it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally poor people food.
      Distinction without meaning when it comes to a category as broad as this.
      A taco is basically a hot sandwich with a corn tortilla instead of bread. Whether it's high or low class depends on the care and subtlety of preparation.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    something stuffed with meat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is your ass a taco?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are overfilled. What is the point of overfilling them, the shells are cheap, just put the extra meat and toppings in 3 more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      to display abundance

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a healthier version of a Sandwich. The problem is most people FAIL to activate their tortilla by frying them in avocado oil (low in PUFA) and sprinkling some coarse salt on top. When you don't activate your tortilla you get a pretty bad insulin spike and potentially even a sugar crash from tacos.

    Picrel are activated tortillas. Tacos were NEVER meant to be foldable. They're considered disgusting and an abomination by most Hispanics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will ignore most of your post but indeed, tostadas are great.
      The problem with tostadas is that if want to make them yourself you need very thin tortillas, which are readily available in mexico but not so much in some parts of the us.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fried food has a lower GI because fat slows down absorption of glucose. It's why very smart Italians drizzle virgin olive oil on everything even after cooking. For all intents and purposes non-fried tortillas are essentially "raw" and "uncooked".

        >This pilot study has demonstrated that adding fat to moderate sized meals lowered, not raised, insulin levels, even when compared to much smaller nonfat meals.
        >It also confirms previous research that fat lowers glycemic response and improves palatability.

        https://diabetesjournals.org/diabetes/article/69/Supplement_1/721-P/57304/721-P-Fat-Added-to-High-Glycemic-Index-Foods

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >healthier
      in what world are tacos healthy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        see

        https://i.imgur.com/4TFbSlR.png

        Fried food has a lower GI because fat slows down absorption of glucose. It's why very smart Italians drizzle virgin olive oil on everything even after cooking. For all intents and purposes non-fried tortillas are essentially "raw" and "uncooked".

        >This pilot study has demonstrated that adding fat to moderate sized meals lowered, not raised, insulin levels, even when compared to much smaller nonfat meals.
        >It also confirms previous research that fat lowers glycemic response and improves palatability.

        https://diabetesjournals.org/diabetes/article/69/Supplement_1/721-P/57304/721-P-Fat-Added-to-High-Glycemic-Index-Foods

        Of course most tacos you've seen don't have activated tortillas. In theory you could also fry bread to get similar effect but it oily bread doesn't really sound like it would be good on a standard sandwich.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Im mexico we sometimes “toast” the bread with butter on a pan or grill for sandwiches (tortas). I thought americans did the same?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We do

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/yyHF49G.jpg

        It's a healthier version of a Sandwich. The problem is most people FAIL to activate their tortilla by frying them in avocado oil (low in PUFA) and sprinkling some coarse salt on top. When you don't activate your tortilla you get a pretty bad insulin spike and potentially even a sugar crash from tacos.

        Picrel are activated tortillas. Tacos were NEVER meant to be foldable. They're considered disgusting and an abomination by most Hispanics.

        Most of what people think of as "healthy" and "unhealthy" amounts to superstition, especially if you're at the point of comparing fricking tacos with sandwiches.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's growing debate whether butter should be used for activating tortillas instead of avocado oil. While higher in saturated fat it's much much lower in PUFA.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Naw man. Lard is the only thing you should actually use. I was able to sneak into the kitchen of my favorite Mexican restaurant and they had a massive 5 gallon bucket of lard open back there. It’s one of the major keys to making blessed Mexican food.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A deconstructed variant of the native Mexica form of the dumpling.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tacos are the friends we made along the way. Hope this helps! 🙂

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beaner Fuel, along with Cocaine and Tampico

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tacos are the most over rated food of all time. A burrito is simply superior. Better structural integrity, better mobility, better everything. There is literallly no reason for a taco to exist. Only ignorance and incompetence perpetuates the taco.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A taco is more focused on the meat while a burrito has other elements like rice, beans and cheese. Most of the time I prefer a burrito because I’m a carb addict but if it’s really good meat the taco is a better option to enjoy.
      The lady who ran the kitchen at my local spot retired and the carne adobada has never been the same. Used to be heavenly.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican gyro

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a folded tortilla (pronounced tor-till-a, not tor-teeya)

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another great french invention

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A miserable pile of beans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      y u no like beans?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    open face 'rito

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a type of sandwich usually served with pickle de guyo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a sandwich

      sandwichmind

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a sandwich

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