what is actually the problem with eating shrimp poop. answer without sounding like a limp wristed retard

what is actually the problem with eating shrimp poop
answer without sounding like a limp wristed moron

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      .002 grams of shrimp poop doesnt affect the flavor of anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can taste it and it's really obvious in shrimp wienertails

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          youre imagining things, it doesnt taste any different

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I pulled trips, I tell truths

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >muh numbers
              the last resort of someone who knows theyre wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            according to who?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              everyone who isnt a prissy homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what does sexual preferences have to do with what shrimp guts taste like? this is beginning to sound like trolling outside of /b/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >teacher teacher! I think anon is trolling outside of /b/!
                holy shit go the frick back to r*ddit, you princess and the pea ass b***h
                you have to be forcing yourself to taste the shrimp poop because theres no way

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how could force yourself to taste something that you've never tasted before?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youre imagining things, it doesnt taste any different

        theres never a lot, I mean considering how much extra work it is to remove them its basically nothing

        have you considered that you might have a taste deficiency?
        most people are able to taste it, thats why its always removed in the first place
        good on you if you don't mind it i guess, but if i were you, i'd actually be worried if i had a neurological disorder

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah op is in the tight. People have gotten obnoxious over this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i'd actually be worried if i had a neurological disorder
            unironically the dumbest shit anyone has said itt

            >shit-eating zoomers have an opinion
            Would you look at that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              zoomers are the ones with enough autism to screech if you dont this tiny little piece of nothing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i'd actually be worried if i had a neurological disorder
          unironically the dumbest shit anyone has said itt

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            simple disorders can be the side effects of something dangerous
            like a man pissing on a pregnancy test & it saying positive
            a loss of taste is a known indicator of something serious

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you diagnose yourself with cancer on webmd multiple times a year dont you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, i'm just used to having family member that like to drop dead

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my condolences, I hope you leave whatever thirdie shithole youre in

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thirdie shithole
                the medical & aircraft industry are not good for your health, anon
                i don't know what else to tell you other than not to frick with skunkworks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sand

                heard any good alien stories?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't always removed. It usually isn't, which is why people keep mentioning it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It gives autists the ick.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gritty and tastes bad. But I really don't give a frick what you do. Eat as much shrimp poop as you want. I'll devein my shrimp and give you the poop.

    Why do zoomers love eating poop?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are the ones with enough autism to screech if you dont this tiny little piece of nothing

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Less than it seems, but its basically sand, so if you do end up biting on it, its annoying.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes bad and gritty if there's a lot.
    >b... b... but I can't taste it
    So you've proven yourself to be a tastelet with a defective tongue, and? That's not even getting to the point that you're defending eating literal shit. Are you brown?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres never a lot, I mean considering how much extra work it is to remove them its basically nothing

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm going to eat shit, it damn well better be my own.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      milk truk just arrive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        living the dream

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shrimp eat bacteria dingus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have bacteria in you already dingus

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, because it’s poop

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has sand in it, which is bad for your teeth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so is smoking, not quitting that either

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's subtract one word from your post:

    >what is actually the problem with eating poop
    >answer without sounding like a limp wristed moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon you eat pig anus all the time, is that remotely comparable to licking a strangers butthole

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It negatively affects your soul every time you endure a disgrace like eating poop. Especially if you're doing it because you were too lazy to properly prepare your own food. You are teaching yourself over and over that you have no dignity or worth. It's a big reason why you're depressed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t negatively affects your soul
      well I guess you would know satan
      but I'm not depressed, just hungry

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it has an extremely wrong texture

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat shit or you're a limp wristed moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shrimp is so separated from people their poop is like eating bee vomit (honey)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Would you like some shit on your food?
        Actually it's different from human shit and you eat bee vomit and chicken period and and you're a limp wristed moron if you don't eat shit and...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

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