What is it with old dudes and the carnivore diet?

Not only do they follow it, but they make it their entire personality.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why do old men try to hold on to their fading masculinity?
    FTFY

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the dude is 66 and his meal was 5 burger patties and a cup of water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He looks 40, so he’s doing something right. Might just be the screenshot tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He does not look 40.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/uOS7slF.jpg

          He absolutely does not look 40. He looks like a HGH-fueled 55 year old rage monster. Probably carries 3 pistols and beats off to /misc/./

          olde meme is not related

          https://i.imgur.com/ic77Vjz.jpg

          >He looks 40

          I'm 42 and look similar to him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have wrinkly liver spotted arms?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He absolutely does not look 40. He looks like a HGH-fueled 55 year old rage monster. Probably carries 3 pistols and beats off to /misc/./

        olde meme is not related

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you heard him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I am ESL or SPED
            It's not that confusing, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He looks 40

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, he looks like a 40-year-old carnivore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't look 40 but he does look younger than 66. I'd guess mid 50s.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          I’m close to 40 and look much younger than him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see what your point is

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They've become congnizant of the boomer diet being bad for them. Especially now that their metabolism has slowed to a crawl.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Scalfani is on the carnivore diet and doing better than ever. suck it haters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he looks real healthy man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How did he even lose ten pounds as a part of this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Water weight and brain weight.

          https://i.imgur.com/4NO1D97.jpg

          Not only do they follow it, but they make it their entire personality.

          Ketolards are and will always be stupid enough to be grifted.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          scale malfunctioned when the bacon grease dripped into the machinery

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As you get older you define yourself by shallower an shallower things

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Insecure people buy into meme diets. It makes them feel in control of their life and allows them to buy into the idea that they're self determining

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know where you got this, but you should understand that the things you see on the internet aren't representative of real life. people play characters to create entertainment. hopefully reflecting on this can help you overcome your autism and stop spamming 4ch with normie shit.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >but they make it their entire personality.
    So like vegans but meat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whenever you make a radical change to your diet after not watching what you eat, you're bound to lose weight, and you're probably exercising more as well since you're trying to improve your health. So they attribute their increase in health to their meme diet instead of just actually just not living like a slob

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They realize they are mortal and will latch onto anything that makes them think they will love longer. Midlife crisises used to be cooler than this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait 66, disregard the midlife crisis part. This dude is afraid of death's knock on his door.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its not the carnivore diet, or any diet, that they make their whole personality- it's the attempt at being famous on the internet

    show me 1,000 old guys on social media doing this shit, and I'll show you 1,000 failures who never made a dollar above minimum wage and still have to live with roommates at their age who see a chink bot app like tiktok and see a golden ticket to fame and fortune.

    Replace a meme diet with [literally] any other possible topic and it's the same thing, old white men seem to grab onto the carnivore diet because "lol meat rocks! only tough guys like me like meat all the time!" and they in the current year continually rewatch 10 year old epic meal time videos and buy black rifle coffee

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They listened to a bunch of dumb right wing influencers and manfluencers. The guy is probably blowing a bunch of money on the supplements these influencers push too.

    There’s plenty of moronic nutrition fad stuff from lefty and non-political influencers too, but the carnivore diet stuff is almost exclusively right wing shills. I hope they all go away because hearing about someone’s diet is incredibly boring.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mid-life crisis.
    >do I buy a convertible?
    >do I buy a motorbike?
    >do I eat the MANLIEST DIET!?

    They pick one or more to feel like a macho man because their dick is softer than it was before.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >bullet through the brain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Same reason that Liquid Death and Dude Wipes have any marketshare

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Liquid Death is marketed to children

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the substitute it with Black Rifle Coffee

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone knows those gays were grifters
            People who drink BRCC as basically Bud Light drinkers, they do it to own the repubs

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason soyBlack folk and women do it with veganism... they're gays.

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