what is stopping me from having my own eggs?

what is stopping me from having my own eggs?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being born a man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean woman?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do the eggs get in there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      roll

      have you smelled chicken poop before? it fricking stinks

      sawdust

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you smelled chicken poop before? it fricking stinks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bilaws. good luck getting a permit for that.

      If you have an apartment with a bathtub, you can absolutely keep your own duck flock in there and no one will ever find out. Just turn up some music if they start quacking too much

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate chickens like you wouldn't believe. Best thing about keeping these birds is that you can legitimately abuse them and absolutely no one cares.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Found the psychopath. Don't let him near your kids. People who abuse animals are capable of murdering people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is capable of murder, moron.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bilaws. Good luck getting a permit for that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if i dont has for permit on keeping chickens? lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are quail. You don't need a permit for those.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a peasant farmer now
    Give me tips and tricks to become a mogul to defeat the israelites who wish for me in Hispanic jails

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your utter lack of motivation. You'll never build those levels, Kramer.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Found the psychopath. Don't let him near your kids. People who abuse animals are capable of murdering people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woman would rather kill their own baby than kill a chicken in these day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and a man would rather murder his kids and wife rather than just leave, your point?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i easily provide a source on vegan with abortion, but could you provide source for your claim?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your intelligence quotient

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw too intelligent to lay eggs

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is stopping me from having my own eggs?
    animal husbandry care and costs balanced by health risks, vet bills, annoyances to yourself and your neighbors...for what? Saving a few dollars a week.

    The pros of your own birds would be having children do all your work, learning about animals and diet, and having a purpose in life with organic farming. I can tell you that there are zero worms in my waterfront neighborhood. Everyone sprays their yard to ensure the rain runoff pours right over the seawalls into the canals and bay. People near me would rather have beautiful grass than save the environment.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread is derailed into homosexualry
    hidden

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, having chickens is easy. feed is cheap and if one gets sick, its not the end of the world to just get a new one instead of paying vet bills or something. they lay eggs about once a day which is convenient

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Property taxes, home buying process, money, israelites keeping millions of ready to sell homes off the market to keep it artificially inflated so boomers with mortgages worth 10x their home's value dont start gassing said israelites, landlords, health and santitation issuses(dont be an indoor chicken farmer, cmon, birds are icky as shit), and the list goes on and on.

    Its just not bery practical in current year+9

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not allowed to eat quails due to my religion

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