What is the angriest you've ever gotten while cooking or eating? There have been times where I've gotten so upset because of a mistake or inconvenience that I just dump everything in the garbage and go lay in bed.
The last time this happened I was trying to cook a burger in a frying pan and it just wouldn't cook, no matter how long I cooked it it was still raw in the middle. I ended up giving up and just put it in the oven. Then it got too cooked and I just threw it away violently and went to bed.
food isn't emotional.
you need actual therapy.
there is emotion in everything you do
you are the one who needs actual therapy
youre so above it all
For some reason, my mother has to always give an irrelevant opinion on how something (she has never cooked that dish) has to be made.
The fire is too high. The onions are diced too small. Why don't you use THIS spatula instead of THAT spatula...
One day I got so fed up I just dropped everything I was cooking and just went: ok, you finish cooking.
I love her but GOD DAMNIT it gets annoying
Last time for me was the other night. I did a khachapuri dough and let it rise all day, grated the cheese, formed it into the delicious boat, and cooked it...only to drop it face down on the floor as I was taking it out of the oven. I did exactly what you described at the end of your post.
i always cook my food perfectly and the best but when i cook with other people they always fuck it up
Based angry cooking anon. When I’m in a foul mood and try to cook dinner, I end up slamming pots and pans, violently cutting ingredients with more force than needed, calling the ingredients racial slurs, burning shit, wasting ingredients by being inefficient in preparation, making a mess and blaming it on racial and sexual minorities, burning or cutting myself, et cetera. I don’t cook when I’m a bad mood anymore. I just yell NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA, turn the kitchen lights off, and go to bed hungry.
you sound like a very stable and level headed person, wanna date?
Any time I finish preparing the food and then trip or fuck up and spill it all over the floor.
Also any of the times I sliced my finger open while cutting stuff.
Microwaving leftover chicken sandwich in the microwave.
It caught on fire.
how did you manage that incredible feat
I didn't notice that the wrapper had foil on it and just tried to heat it with it.
that really sucks
I lit it on fire and put it in the microwave
My sister literally does this and acts bitchy until I finish cooking for her. Are you my sister?
I imagine my whore ex wife when I'm tenderizing chicken. I got so angry i chipped my countertop. God I miss her
>the yurifag is back
There are dozens of us, anon.
You've had a containment board for years for a reason, go back to it. Even /LULZ/ has more dignity.
What are you even crying about?
i like yuri because i can relate to the characters better than other romance
I get annoyed and jealous when straight relationships are involved. Yuri is just cute
well i self insert
why are you not replying properly
Ugly bastard here. I want to fuck Akari.
Get the fuck out you ugly old man. Akari is not for sexual, except by me.
Your wife belongs to Chinatsu.
Chinatsu can come and confront me, I'll give her a piece of my mind.
She can't, as she's too busy cucking you. Why don't you move on before Chinatsu's pigtails eat you?
leave akari alone
I literally don't think I've ever gotten upset while cooking. It's one of the things in my life that brings me peace. Even during very stressful, anxious, or miserable times in my life, I found peace in cooking. I get to do everything my way and judge the product on my own terms. Nobody fucking telling me what to do, criticizing me, making decisions for me, ruining things for me. I just make a plan and then I follow through.
Cooking quail. Followed a nice recipe from a top chef and in the end it's still a boney as hell bird so the effort wasn't worth the meat.
you just eat the bones
you know
I've thrown away entire meals if I've gotten angry from too many complaints. It doesn't matter if it's in the pot, on the table ready to be served, or on their plate already. I will collect it and throw it all in the trash.
If I was at your house and you did this, I would walk right up to you and suck your dick
>What is the angriest you've ever gotten while cooking or eating?
I'm not a menstruating bitch... so never.
I get angry when food that's served to me looks and smells really good but tastes bland. Genuinely ruins my day. Why can't people taste and season their food as they cook? It's not rocket science.
Reminder you should report all avatarfags
simply posting anime (and following up with topical retorts about the character) is not avatarfagging
I've never seen anyone actually banned for actual avatarfagging anyway
any yaoi
Get out homo!
>animefags/yuricucks are obnoxious shitposters
Checks out
Faggy thread, OP being a turbohomosexual as usual.
Twice in a row I tried fried rice in this electric wok I had. Cooked the chicken fine, cooked the carrots and onions fine, then when it came time to cook the rice it just instantly stuck to the bottom of the pot and covered the bottom in this thick layer of starch and egg so that no heat could come through. Wound up having to dump it all out, wash the wok completely through then put it back in and try again.
At least it turned out decent after all that.
I've been angry before when I'm trying to get stuff done in the kitchen and a family member comes in to make toast or use up counter space.
I find cooking relaxing but always start stressing near the end when I'm cooking multiple things at once so that I can enjoy my food warm.
Happens more when I'm cooking for someone else too since I don't mind making mistakes if I'm the only one eating.
Anyway, can't remember wasting food I've cook but I often start yelling and get pissed off as I'm serving the food. Have to sit down and start eating to calm down. I think it also has to do with being hangry.
I just had one today. I was making burgers for the last grilling of the season. As I'm walking out the door ready to throw my expensive organic grass fed beef burgers on the grill my fucking dog decides to walk right in front of me, tripping me, and I fall down the stairs that leads to the grill. 13 dollars worth of ground beef gets covered in leaves and gravel. Had to stop the stupid mutt from eating it too else I'd have to clean up diarrhea all night.
What kind of dog? I love doggies
I was trying to cook chicken and it came out dry after the first bite so i just said fuck it and threw the whole thing in the trash because i was so sick of overcooked baked chicken breast
This is your fault for not using thighs
Thighs are too "chickeny" tasting, if you know what I mean.
IDK what you mean
I only get that upset when I have a bunch of dishes cooking at once and I realize too late that the timing is completely fucked
If I’m just cooking for myself I don’t get upset, but I get pretty angry if Im cooking for other people and it doesn’t turn out well. Biggest angry time is when I’m making a layer cake - it almost never turns out how I want it to taste or look, and by the time I’m trying to frost it I’m furious at the gd frosting job looking like shite. It’s gotten to where I normally make a second backup dessert.
cooking for a group of people and then they all decide to invade the kitchen with their loud, obnoxious, useless conversations and eventually they bring a sound-box too while I'm just trying to make delicious food for them, actually got on my nerves so hard I had a bear moment and told them to get the fuck out of the kitchen if you're not going to help with anything
ypu sound like an uptight little homosexual
everything that possibly could have gone wrong did go wrong once when i was making stuffed plantains
>plantains were really shitty and peeled horrible, had basically chunks of shitty meat left, nothing to stuff
>accidentally put way too much seasoning into the meat and it was inedibly salty
>chicken i slow cooked overnight was grossly fatty and tasted like an overcookled rotisserie chicken
>cut finger when dicing ingredients
>dropped pans on foot when getting them out
>burned hand while stirring
>got a facefull of steam opening oven
>the shitty mixture at the end of it all was dry, clumpy flavorless plantains with disgusting salty beef and chicken, cheese ontop didnt melt right so it had a bad texture
>i was so pissed at this point i didnt make any sauce or anything to try and redeem it, i threw it all out immediately and got fast food
I still havent tried stuffed plantains since
One time I overcrowded the cast iron and fucked 3 NY strips at once. Charred black outside, bleu inside. Couldn't even properly slice them. Absolute defeat, threw 90% of it away
>and I just threw it away
Meanwhile, homelessness is at an all time high and regular people can barely afford food.
Fuck you.
And what makes you say that?
>dump everything in the garbage and go lay in bed.
Thanks for the laugh, OP. I needed that.