What is the best apple?

What is the best apple?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one in your hand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      contentment, how rare

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      an apple in hand is worth two in the bush

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best apple is a nectarine.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honeycrisp, Cosmic Crisp, Fuji, Granny Smith

    Shit tier: Red Delicious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gala

      >Cosmic Crisp
      Way too sweet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like CC sometimes but I know they're a genetically modified abomination. It shouldn't be possible for an apple to be that crisp and sweet. Plus they have a weird twinge of flavor sometimes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honeycrisp or Pink Lady imo
    perfectly sweet, tart, and crispy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one that the stepmother gave Snow White that puts you in a coma until you lose your kiss virginity.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like Red Delicious. I usually don't get other apples because they're disappointing by comparison, with their inferior nutrient density. When Red Delicious is mealy, it's not because it's Res Delicious, but because it's old, which Red Delicious is able to become thanks to its superior antioxidant content.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Golden delicious or Braeburn.
    However the real answer is: the time of year and which country you're getting them from

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if they're the best, but when these bad boys are in season, I can eat three of them a day.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mcintosh apples have the best texture for eating raw. i'm not sure what's best for cooking or juicing.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trezeke Meijers and Jacques Lebel are gigantic this year. They always are, if they want to form fruit, and that's a big if.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think my favorite is Spartan but I'm not really difficult.

    Red Delicious is kind of bland, though. Not delicious at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The crazy thing about red delicious is that once upon a time it was apparently a really good apple, but because they started breeding it for appearance due mass supermarket demand, it began to lose it's flavor and now its a bland apple.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it is the Diva apple

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honey crisp or Fiji apples

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the cosmic crisp but it really fricks with me how it doesn't brown like other fruits. You can leave that motherfricker on a table for a day and it'll taste exactly the same.

    Envy is the best otherwise

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sour jerries

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Jazz apple. Crisp and very flavorful. Hard to find sometimes though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      'jazz apple' sounds like a 1950's racial slur

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would like a recommendation, I am looking for an apple very tart, I am not too experienced with apples but I tasted one once at a farmers market and never forgot that beautiful tartness, I have never found that taste again tho

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fuji.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It may not make for the best eating, but the most powerful apple must be The Golden Apple of Discord.

    > According to Greek Mythology, in the story The Judgement of Paris, The Golden Apple of Discord was what the goddess Eris (whose name means strife) tossed in the midst of the feast of the gods at the wedding of Peleus and Thetis as a prize for whoever was considered most beautiful, thus sparking a vanity-fueled dispute among Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite that eventually led to the Trojan War.

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