What is the equivalent of this for other cultures e.g. America

What is the equivalent of this for other cultures e.g. America

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >greece : say something isnt greek
    >turkey : say something isnt turkish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico: say something American is authentic Mexican

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haha like tacobell? I mean fried tacos are Mexican.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tacobell isn't mexican

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See?

        Tacobell isn't mexican

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For white americans
    >seasoning their boiled chicken breast.
    >cooking the baloney, toasting the bread, omitting the pickle or using anything but mayo for baloney sandwiches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Daym Tyrone didn’t chu know dat KFC wuz invent’d bah wypipo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHIIIIIIIEEEET THIS CHIGGIN AINT EVEN GIVIN ME HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE MUST BE WYPIPO SEASONIN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dis homie know what up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ that's disgusting

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but they have equal rights now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >all the comments on the video saying its amazing
          do americans really ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >wypipo ah don't be seaznin dey ah food
          > throws in so many of each spice that none of the flavours will be recognizable after cooking
          3 fricking jars of garlic powder

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Grats anon you've discovered what those people mean when they say "seasoning": handfulls of random spice mixes (flavored salt) and copious amounts of garlic powder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying americans don't season their boiled chicken breast
      Tell me that's just a meme and you guys actually put at least salt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        americans only eat fried chicken, anything else is forbidden by law.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the "whites dont season their food" is such a moronic meme , not our fault blacks destroyed their taste buds by putting the whole bottle of spices on their food

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you guys so touchy about it? You don't need to make it such a race thing. It's objectively true that swathes of white Americans don't season their food much. That's fine. You don't need to act like it's some secret super power to be able to enjoy unseasoned food.
          There's plenty of white cultures which do season their food, anyway.

          >all the comments on the video saying its amazing
          do americans really ?

          Cooking in juice is pretty normal. White people used to cook in apple juice a lot. We stopped doing that when richer alternatives became cheaper -- wine, mainly, but also vinegar. But still, it's not a meme.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because its always blacks who make this meme that we dont season food , when we do it all the time , but for them seasoning is putting the whole container on their food instead of putting just the right amount so that you can still feel something other than spices

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No it's everyone from Indians to Chinese people. You're just a Culinaly moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its always blacks i see saying that on twitter and facebook

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you on -- well, whatever. I've heard everyone who isn't white saying it. It's just a big white stereotype even though it only applies to some small groups (mid western Americans, Kiwis etc.). It might be because you're American, I guess; I did meet one American girl who said something similar and got embarrassed when I went through all the herbs and spices we use.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh she was black latina btw

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fricking nations and don't want to visit them.
                If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
                Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you morons such unfunny hypocrites? You have one joke and you think it's the funniest thing ever and if a similar joke was made about you, you'd try to ruin their lives over it. Go to hell, hypocrite moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sheit you alright pham
      yts seethin an sheit
      *black fist emoji*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying americans don't season their boiled chicken breast
      Tell me that's just a meme and you guys actually put at least salt.

      Boiled chicken is a british thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, actually, it's not. Roast chicken is a British thing. Boiled chicken is a midwest US thing.
        The UK used to have poached chicken but that was like a century ago, and it was never nearly as popular as roast chicken. It's roasts that Britain is famous for.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one actually lives in the midwest US. Cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what did anon mean by this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We don't count the morlocks as people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I worked at a sandwich shop for years and black people BY FAR are the main consumers of mayonnaise. They always wanted heaps extra on their subs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *they subs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For black americans? Telling them that using enough salt to give them heart strain and some black pepper doesn't count as "seasoning"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's bizarre as a non American seeing someone (totally normally) point out the classic white American stereotype of not using spices and then seeing a billion replies shitting on black people for...lmao...using spices.
        Are you legitimately angered by this basic stereotype?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Abusing spices. Americans of every colour are consumers of slop and tasteless in entirety and I’m sick of pretending that there’s any difference among them.

          It’s like watching a guy who pissed himself make fun of a guy who shit himself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've never really had black American food but this reminds me of when idiots say curries are abusing spices in order to cover up the taste of bad meat (just use good meat?).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well done sir

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love how lefties manage to make fun about white people eating in a healthy way while at the same time saying the reason blacks die at some higher rate concerning heart issues is because of sistemic racism lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *systemic
        moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Diastolic racism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love how comments about bland food returned shitloads of vitriolic racism (now deleted), tame racism and then your comments about people dying. Fragile much?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As an American, when I see other countries "pizza" it almost always disgusts me. Especially the ones that have corn on them or a pile of fricking lettuce and shit. Unsavory.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fricking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fricking japanese ripoff where they frick up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fricking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fricking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiiii uwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "Oh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fricking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but frick this country for ruining foreign food culture and frick the people for being too moronic to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, frick em it's gross

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > US Amassador to Japan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Should I move to Japan and open an Italian place or will I be opressed for not being Japanese over there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Moving there in the first place would be next to impossible if you're not being sponsored by a company you've agreed to work for, and even if you do somehow manage it you'll have a hard enough time even finding a landlord willing to rent you an apartment let alone open a business. Japanese are xenophobic as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hokkaido japanese milk bread is great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y%C5%8Dshoku
        It's a tradition to massacre foreign cuisines in Japan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is pasta but just to add it's the fricking same in China too. Weird uncanny valley Italian (and general western) food.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As an italian that's no worse than american pizza so pls shut the frick up americans ruin every single food they touch, you guys know nothing about italian cuisine or tradition that's why here in italy american tourist are hated so much, I hope new york burns to the ground

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically being It*lian

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Belgian here. He/she's right. Not that I hate American tourists, they're just loud, fake friendly and obnoxious and shouldn't drink that many beers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look a big part of italian culture is hating italy but that's something that only pure breed italian can do.
          P.s: i hate spaghetti so I don't care if you break them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a reason you spaghetti stomping wops didn't make a pizza a world wide dish until america improved it. Shove it up your greasey ass, fredo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          never change, Culinaly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes the reason is that we don't care about money as much as american do your whole fricking word is based on that, yall bunch of cucks really think that american people and America is special in any way.
          You can't even win a war, europe has flaws but it would mop the floor with america

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >YUROP
            >MOPPING THE FLOOR WITH AMERICA
            I have never kekd so hard in my American life. Europeans are so delusional it’s insane. We could simply withdraw all of our troops and shut down our bases and it’s lights out for you guys within the next couple months. Too bad your economy is so deeply dependent on our continued military presence that you’d suck our dicks and shit piss and cum begging us not to go.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's the reason why yall bunch of cuck are so filled with propaganda that you know nothing about america, europe it's far more advanced and far more trained than any americuck like literally italy has the best radar system in the world america literally borrows that constantly.
              You could literally look at all the wars europe won and all the wars america won to see who is better, america it's so great that ir lost against farmers with old weapons twice in the last 70 years

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh wow that hurt so much let me go get that fixed thanks to our free healthcare

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So many reasons I wish we stayed out of ww2. Your existence is now one of them

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh wow an american that is also racist, be carefull saying this shit the french might say the same about the war for your indipendence

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care about France, and yes I am racist. What's your point

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If france didn't save your ass america wouldn't exist

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soy sauce in rice, if you're nip.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ketchup on steak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or cheese on steak, especially American cheese.

      BTW I break my spaget every time, fight me WOPs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody always breaks their spaghetti champ. Unless they have top tier pasta (only a handful of brands) which goes down into the pot in a matter of seconds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or cheese on steak, especially American cheese.

      BTW I break my spaget every time, fight me WOPs.

      So you celebrate ketchup and plastic cheese on minced steak (aka a quality hamburger), but the thought of putting it on steak in one piece makes you nauseous. What's the science behind this buffoonery?

      https://i.imgur.com/8qEtzKM.jpg

      What is the equivalent of this for other cultures e.g. America

      French don't use anything that isn't French in the kitchen. No chili pepper, vanilla, blood sausage, anchovy, wine, beer or recipe. They simply replace whichever foreign product (habanero, Wagyu) with their own (piment d' Espelette, Limousin) and call it a French dish.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For Chicagoans, it's putting ketchup on a hot dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i just shoot everyone with a metric distance of 33m before putting tomato sauce on my hotdog when in Chitown
      try seem to respect me for it and the police just nod and say I did a good job

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there something about beans in chili that people sperg over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Chili simply doesn’t have beans. If you add beans to chili it simply stops being chili and becomes bean stew. It’s the very definition

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a stew is watery, chili is not. adding fricking beans doesn't make it a stew.
        fricking fat as fatass texans being pedantic over gay shit like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          First of all stop using fancy language no one knows what “pedantic” means. Secondly stew doesn’t have to be watery. Ever had short ribs? Or is meat too expensive now for you to buy it in California so you resort to attacking me for being Texan?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking hilarious, to both actually be texan and not know the definition of pedantic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              texans aren't known for their intellect, not surprising

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cope. I betcha Texas is 100 times a better place to live in than your shithole slum

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kek at least I know my power grid isn't going to shit itself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you don't live in CA at least

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >be texas
                >turn blue

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey Texan, how does it feel to be the second worst state after Florida?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think you mean second best after Florida

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Isn’t the actual worst state Missouri or Mississippi?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                FL is #3 in electoral votes has went from a swing state to pretty solid red in the last few years so it's the new "literally worst place on earth" for people like him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the worst state? florida is incredible
                all of new england could sink into the sea for all i care
                and all the flyover states? you think iowa or nebraska have shit to offer beyond corn?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                New England Clam Chowder and lobster rolls are far superior than any of the hipster shit that Florida spews out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry but cuban food in miami fricks new england to death
                outside of maine lobster, all new england has is clams
                >fried clams
                >clam chowder
                >clams casino
                florida has stone crabs & tons of great fish

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Moved from SC to FL and I can say at least FL has more to do and even the best parts of SC still suck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chili with beans is a main dish
          Chili WITHOUT beans is a side or part of a meal, like a chili dog, or chili cheeseborger

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          meant to reply t

          No. Chili simply doesn’t have beans. If you add beans to chili it simply stops being chili and becomes bean stew. It’s the very definition

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My point exactly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't there something about beans in chili that people sperg over

        only homosexual texans give a frick

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Equivalent of.... Spaghetti?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In England, putting sugar in your jolly collies

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is over ------------------> there
    breathe bro, just breathe

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    enjoy your 3 day vacation 🙂

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lmao
    >verification not required

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sir this is a McDonald’s

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steak ordered well-done with ketchup/steak sauce.
    Eating fast food (burgers, hot dogs, pizza) with utensils instead of your hands.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my mom does this then overcooks it till it falls apart completely

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who knew breaking spaghetti would create so much dust and debris.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is breaking spagooters bad? i don't want to suck on a noodle that long, i'm not gay.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    England
    >putting milk in your cup of tea before water

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not eating the crust of a pizza.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so this is why my gf from ny left me
      it all makes sense now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pizza with ranch and hot sauce is nice, if you don't like that then you're probably an incel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ranch is kinda rare where I’m from

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if I met you in person I would spit on you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I sincerely doubt you wouldn't

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For the UK it's calling any tasty British dish "not actually British" just because people really don't like the idea that they enjoy eating a British dish. See:
    >apple pie
    >beer and cider based stews
    >macaroni cheese
    >British style curries
    >pot roasts (they always get called "american")
    >shepherd's pie and stuff like that (this always gets called Irish)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol absolutely this
      >heh, actually wheat was first grown in Mesopotamia so that Bedforshire clanger isnt English
      I would die a happy man if I could strangle just one of these c**ts to death

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's bizarre the hoops people go through to pretend something isn't British. I think stews are the worst offender.
        >but everyone has stews! You can't say stews are part of British cuisine if everyone has stews
        But you don't see anyone rushing to tell the French that pot au feu isn't a French dish, and that's just boiled meat and vegetables. It's telling that it's always "Britain can't claim stews because other countries have them", and never "other countries can't claim stews because other countries have them". I genuinely feel like people get tripped up because British recipes are obviously called stuff like "beef and ale stew" which sounds generic because it's in English but...what do people think coq au vin means?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just tell them that wine is part of French culture despite wine being invented and enjoyed thousands of years before France became a country

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shepherd's pie and stuff like that (this always gets called Irish)

      NOOOOOO JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT PART OF THE UK DOESN'T MEAN THEIR FOOD ISN'T UK FOOD
      Eat my arse you pommy c**t, watching the germans bomb you was something worth stroking the shillelagh over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meds. Now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What?
        Anon, shepherd's pies are a dish which is shared across Ireland and the UK, although its earliest mentions are in the UK. Thanks to our close proximity and incredibly entwined histories there's a lot of overlap between our cuisines. The point is that they're native to both countries, but Americans usually label it as exclusively Irish because Irish immigration is the only way they came into contact with it.
        Why on Earth would you assume I was saying that native Irish dishes are British? And why are you pretending to be Irish when you clearly aren't (if you were you'd know that it's a British dish as well as an Irish one)?

        Why are you morons such unfunny hypocrites? You have one joke and you think it's the funniest thing ever and if a similar joke was made about you, you'd try to ruin their lives over it. Go to hell, hypocrite moron.

        See this is what I mean. I'm white. I'm British lmao, we get the spice joke all the time. And yet you assumed I'm black because I, what, thought you were acting weird?
        I'm baffled by the way every single anon is responding with variations of "yeah well Black folk like you RUINED your tongues with your Black person spices". It just seems bizarrely out of proportion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m white
          >I’m Br*tish lmao

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are not allowed to use ketchup on the shittiest worst sausages that most people don't want to ever eat because there are so many better sausages to choose.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fries with mayo ?
    It's hard because Americans pretty much don't have a culture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Americans think that eating fries with mayo is disgusting, but the second you mix in a dash of houtsauce, ketchup, or mustard it is a viral secret sauce.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Japan: dipping the rice in the soy sauce. Also rubbing your chopsticks together like you're sharpening a knife.
    >France: asking for 1000 Island dressing or ranch dressing for your salad, or barbeque sauce for anything
    >Italy: "expresso"
    >England: ordering anything non-halal
    >Sweden: "these pancakes are too thin. Where's the maple syrup?"
    >India: washing your hands before cooking/eating
    >Korea: putting kimchi in the non-kimchi refrigerator
    >Germany: cooking your hamburger instead of eating it raw
    >Mexico: putting salmon in the fish tacos
    >California: not taking a photo of the food before eating it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the kimchi refrigerator
      Sounds like autism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kimchi will stink up your refrigerator like a dead carcass left in the sun. You don't want to keep your birthday cake in a refrigerator with kimchi.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. It’s autism. Sounds like Koreans don’t have Tupperware

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. It’s autism. Sounds like Koreans don’t have Tupperware

          Actually, the kimchi refrigerator is usually just designed to be colder and lack air circulation to better ferment and preserve it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THEY PUT SALMON IN THE FISH TACOS, HANK

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Italians are so insecure about their culture after the last century of it being shit. The country was fricked after WW2 so they latched on to their cuisine as something to be proud of. As a result they police anything "not authentic" saying it is shit. They cannot grasp the concept that people see all the great facets of something and adapt it to their own tastes.
    The greatest example would be pizza. In essence it is flat bread topped with a variety ingredients. People just use the term pizza as a catch all for that food delivery method and it makes the WOP seethe. If it isn't topped with the bare minimum because that is all poor nana could afford it is in their eyes trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fricking nations and don't want to visit them.
      If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
      Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cant believe trump STILL lives rent free in the deranged minds of Culinaly posters...
        Sir, this is a Wendy's.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao that is such an american reply italy has been on a literally all time high from the 60s to the 80s the cinema books cuisine not to mention all the important invetion that come from italian people, not only that but italy has one of the highest life expetancy in the word and the highest iq of non asian country, we also didn't have a terrorist attack since 1994

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can literally smell the feces frothing out of your mouth

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tacos versus french "tacos"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks absolutely delicious. What do you mean?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's not a taco.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But it's not a taco. It's a French taco.
          I don't think OP is about cultures making their own versions of food, it's about destroying the point of a dish through bad practices (like the spaghetti is supposed to be long). An example might be making Mexican food without spice, I suppose.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adding beans to chili.
    Also, not adding beans to chili.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People who get angry over beans in chili do because they feel like they are being cheated. People who get angry over no beans in chili do because of how stupid the other side is

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cutting a hamburger with a knife and eating it with a fork
    >dabbing pizza with a paper towel
    I'm sure there are more but these two are just off the top of my head

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for america..probably eating a burger with fork and knife or something insane like that lol

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steak well done

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Making Mexicans admit the truth that Tex-Mex is the superior evolution of their food.

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