What is this?

I found this on the floor outside in England where I live (unfortunately) , it smells citrusy a bit like a mixture of oranges, lemons and limes but I cannot work out what it is. Anyone know?

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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Garloid

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      garloid egg

      looks like a vegetative variant of a garloid

      Okay I'm back, found out it's a garloid bush

      its a garloid
      or a very badly grown dragon fruit.

      reddit meme

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >calling something reddit
        r*ddit meme

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Britoids make fun of our high fructose corn syrup slop then find mutant alien flora/fauna on their sidewalks.

        Jokes aside, I have absolutely no idea what that is, and I'm pretty sure I've seen just about everything by now. Take it to your local Asian import market and ask Chang, he might know.

        Culinaly memes are reddit now? If I copy/paste your post onto reddit, does that mean your post is reddit?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          It came from /misc/. So yeah, a reddit meme.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        moron NEWhomosexual!
        Pl*bbit stole that shit from here.
        Like any viral maymay in the last 6 years, 90% of that shit has it's origins here or other NON-Pl*bbit sauces. I'd imagine going to that shithole is like a curated dumpster dive behind a Disneyland foodstand.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      garloid egg

      looks like a vegetative variant of a garloid

      Okay I'm back, found out it's a garloid bush

      its a garloid
      or a very badly grown dragon fruit.

      >garloid

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Trump lost Ivan frick off. Blue board.

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    garloid egg

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a vegetative variant of a garloid

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's some ornamental bush, there's a bunch growing near where I live. I don't know the name but I'll try to find out

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Okay I'm back, found out it's a garloid bush

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cacao?

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    give it here mate, i'll cram it and tell you

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    its a garloid
    or a very badly grown dragon fruit.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a type of annona species. It is clearly some type of aggregate fruit and the shape of the closely adhering scales looks similar to other members of the genus like custard apples or cherimoyas.

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a brown recluse

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >found this on the floor outside in England
    You were going for a sneaky street shit weren't you, ESL packie?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      jokes on you, that was HIS shit

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >is that some syntax mistake? IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME BlackMALE

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It like some kind of British abortion, stay clear of it. It might explode.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    its reminiscent of a magnolia seed pod

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a rib. The citrus smell is probably from a marinade.

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    https://nymansgardenblognt.wordpress.com/2014/10/02/the-most-magnificent-magnolia/

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    OP you shouldn't approach stray garloids, they're often rabid. I had to get mine put down because of this.

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A deformed dragonfruit

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