what is your favorite food to steal?

what is your favorite food to steal?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Koo-laidt, chiggins, uhhhh da Adt-vil, uh

    SKRAMPS

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am pathologically against theft.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stealing meat? That's greasy, Julian.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beer

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”roast”
    >literally one fricking steak
    your theft was justified

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have stole meat , well my wife did since I was a security guard and let her take some fine cuts. It was like $4k of how much we stole. I ate like a king for a week with cheap booze

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >acting like a Black person
      >teaching your wife to also act like a Black person
      You deserve death

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        corporate bootlicker.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't steal, I'm white.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    at my age? the last place I want to end up is in jail or with a record.

    I haven't stole food since I broke open a tray of candied oranges and ate one when I was like 5.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's legal to steal any number of items as long as the total value is $900 or less

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that only applied to Black folk

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those expensive truffled olive oils, very easy to resell. Baby formula too, that shit is sold the moment I post it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same
      and diapers
      become a security guard and you can make up the salary with all the stuff you steal

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all natural beef
    is there unnatural beef?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hormone injected? Or that fake meat shit they're selling now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hormone injected
        this is a meme. people are up in arms about it, but yet I've seen all sorts of documentaries about the meat industry and the all report that they don't inject hormones. it doesn't make cows or chickens put on weight faster it seems to be something that got reported 40 years ago and won't go away.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure they can feed them shit with steroids or hormones or whatever. Some places injeect water in to meat too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's no reason to.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can only inject cooked or prepared meats, not raw

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Made from cows not treated with RBST!*
          >*(it's illegal to treat cows with RBST)

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    food: paid for
    cart: returned
    skin: white

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    food: paid for
    cart: left near where I parked
    skin: white
    cart wrangler: job secure

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    food: stolen
    cart: stolen
    skin: white(stolen)
    drugs: parking lot
    home: less

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is dumpster diving stealing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can't steal something someone threw out. however! you can be trespassing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically it's illegal to dumpster dive here but I'm of a similar opinion to you. If it's been throw out, they no longer have any intention of selling it and it's fair game. If I can just walk up to the bin without jumping and fences or breaking anything I don't consider that trespassing either.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theft is evidence of demonic possession

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate everyone who is richer than me and believe I am quite literally owed anything i want that is overpriced, like lets say, maple syrup, for free, however, for some stupid moronic reason, my body is simply unable to steal, I know, in my mind, "I deserve this, I am owed this, and this will not even hurt anyone", yet, i just cant do it, when I was a teenager I tried stealing a mega overpriced pen in the shape of a cactus, I could have very easily stolen it, but I just couldnt bring myself to, I guess this is what being "institutionalized" means, institutionalized by society that is, frick, maybe I'm poor because i can't steal

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like to fill a bag of the good coffee at whole foods but use the code for regular french roast, you ain't getting my extra $3/lb bezos you bald frick

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just steal bro what's the worst that could happen?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just the product of living in a failed city, don't blame the rest of us

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just steal when theyre stocking, whats the wagie gonna do assault you and get fired?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spoken like a true Black person.
        You don't think they stock the store at night when the store is closed, huh?
        I mean, they had the wherewithal to lock the stuff up in the first place at great expense, but they're going to let a loophole like that stay wide open?
        How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't eat breakfast most of the time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they dont lock the front doors fully so i can just walk right in, stay mad why boy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they did a good job at making the place look as soulless as possible

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point. It isn't to prevent shoplifting.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only ever saw this kind of thing at a book store, do people really steal yaoi manga

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no pork or chicken sold in the US has hormones or steroids in it, and hasn't since the 1950's.
    https://www.businessinsider.com/no-added-hormones-chicken-pork-usda-fda-regulations-2016-3
    https://www.fsis.usda.gov/food-safety/safe-food-handling-and-preparation/poultry/chicken-farm-table#6
    https://www.fsis.usda.gov/food-safety/safe-food-handling-and-preparation/meat-fish/fresh-pork-farm-table

    only beef is allowed to be injected once with and under skin tablet that last no more than 120 days. once it dissolves and passes through the animal there is no more added growth hormone in the animal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot link
      https://www.fsis.usda.gov/food-safety/safe-food-handling-and-preparation/meat-fish/beef-farm-table#3

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole hormones is le bad thing started in the 80's when people were freaking out that their kids were getting fatter and little girls were going through puberty sooner.

    so they blamed hormones in chicken.

    the real reason their kids were getting fatter was because they were eating more fattening foods (HFCS) fat little girls go through puberty sooner. this has been know for quite a long time but as one can see from being on Culinaly or /misc/ for any amount of time that no one ever let facts get in the way of a good scapegoat or conspiracy.

    IWontSeeYourReply
    IWSYR

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gross beef with ow juice

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pork shoulder, ribeye, various other meats
    cheeses
    spices
    the good butter and oils
    wine
    I basically only buy veggies and pantry stuffs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you manage to steal that much shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        line the bottom of my bag with the stolen goods, put the stuff I'm gonna buy on top, leave the loot in the bag, put purchases on top, walk out.
        the SCO attendants see me paying for something, and don't care what else is going on.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess its smart if you have a supermarket that lets you use your own bag, wouldnt be able to do such things without seeming mega suspicious here

          >acting like a Black person
          >teaching your wife to also act like a Black person
          You deserve death

          >dude stealing from corporations is bad because?????
          he's not stealing from anyone, he's stealing from a guy who's a billionare, it doesnt matter to anyone

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The self serve checkouts have scales so you couldn't do that here. They also have cameras which recognise what you're scanning so you can't put expensive produce through as cheap stuff.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Human limbs and human blood.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you should never shoplift like a Black person but you also shouldn't support israeli zoglords
    are reddit zoomies mentally ill?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I have.
    Sometimes I do feel like I'm stealing when I buy items on clearance, $3 for a 2.5 pound bag of chicken wings, $3 for a 4-pack of mixed wienertails, or $3 for 2lb of Farmer John Sausages.

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