What is your most redneck white trash cooking habit? I sometimes use grocery bags in place of plastic wrap.

What is your most redneck white trash cooking habit? I sometimes use grocery bags in place of plastic wrap.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I hate people like you as much as you hate yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP here again. I'm drinking vodka and diet sprite out of a gallon jug at 0830. That's pretty white trash as well.

      I'm starting to think you have a point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Writing your name on a 2 dollar piece of plastic is also trash. Very based.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          On the job site you have to label everything or it gets thrown out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't label yourself next time on the job site. Thanks.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I only drink on Sundays if that makes you feel any better 🙂

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >in cheap hotel
            >jobsite
            >off Sunday
            Traveling wagie. My guess is one of those mobile, road side tree trimming companies.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Field service engineer. I commission dairy processors.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Neat join your county young farmers and ranchers club, Cole.

                https://i.imgur.com/Rakglwm.jpg

                What is your most redneck white trash cooking habit? I sometimes use grocery bags in place of plastic wrap.

                I have a 1.5 liter bottle of tequila I use to store my water in the fridge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have to label it so your partners don't get tipsy? When I was younger I had vodka in a water bottle for some reason and my stupid girlfriend drank it and almost died.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm drinking vodka and diet sprite out of a gallon jug at 0830
        you're living your best life, Cole-Train

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I reuse ziplock baggies many many times
    I also don't change my trash bag in my kitchen trash can. I just take it out and dump the trash in the bin.
    I've also done what OP does

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm with you on ziplock bags, i only toss them if they've held raw meat. it's a pointless waste not to use them a few times if you can

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat meat nearly every day. Sometimes multiple times a day.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Habitually 'rinse the rat piss' off any beverage that comes in a can

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit that's actually not a bad idea. I never thought of that before. We rinse produce but we assume the lip of a can is perfectly clean?
      You reminded me of another white trash thing I've seen, tapping the top of the soda can remove the fizz.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tapping the top of the soda
        That's not white trash. Superstitious, yes; but not white trash.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tapping the top of the soda
        That's not white trash. Superstitious, yes; but not white trash.

        Speaking of cans, shotgunning a can of beer is the most "anytrash" thing someone can do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit that's actually not a bad idea. I never thought of that before. We rinse produce but we assume the lip of a can is perfectly clean?
      You reminded me of another white trash thing I've seen, tapping the top of the soda can remove the fizz.

      My parents taught me to rinse the opening of any can that's loose on the store shelf before opening it and I still do it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >taught me
        Nah you just picked up on their autistic habit. Nothing wrong with being Autistic bro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did that throughout college at parties because I was afraid of someone smearing roofie on the lip.

      Looking back, I was probably too ugly to be worth roofieing so maybe it wasn't worth it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your spare kidney had market value regardless of how ugly you were.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        date rape drugs are an urban myth to give women an excuse for making regrettable decisions while drunk. blacking out doesn't happen either

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was roofied by mistake, girl was freaked out by some guy at the bar, girls leave gives me her rum and coke or 7&7 or whatever. Went from "mostly sober" to cannot walk in a few minutes.
          I have watched homosexuals drink Rohypnol recreationally.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit that's actually not a bad idea. I never thought of that before. We rinse produce but we assume the lip of a can is perfectly clean?
      You reminded me of another white trash thing I've seen, tapping the top of the soda can remove the fizz.

      https://i.imgur.com/slCGvgO.gif

      [...]
      My parents taught me to rinse the opening of any can that's loose on the store shelf before opening it and I still do it

      >We rinse produce but we assume the lip of a can is perfectly clean?
      Your lips should not be touching that lid in the first place. Use a straw when drinking sugary or acidic beverages.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Straws are phallic. Using them is homo.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use the same plate for an entire day
    >eww gross
    If using the same glass the whole day is fine then a plate per day is fine too

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bitches don't know about the ramen cookie.

    run a ramen block under hot water and then let it sit on a paper towel. give a light dusting of the ramen broth packet and in a few minutes you get a soft ramen cookie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These are made to be eaten without cooking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You've spent time in jail, haven't you?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING LOVE LEAD POISONING
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  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i habitualy buy silverware from yardsales. i have over a thousand forks.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a wienerroach corner where I kick the dead or dying ones into.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I finish a glass of milk or juice, I immediately refill it with water so I can reuse it before cleaning it proper.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chopping carrots with a paring knife!

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