What is your signature dish?

What is your signature dish?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toast with jam, unironocally.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's quite sad, it better be a great fricking toast then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      toast and jam is your jam?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed anon. All day, erryday 🙂

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chorizo chicken and cheese toastie
    its only because it takes like 2 minutes to make on a george foreman

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think i have one I'm not very good at cooking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mine is Ragù, but because there's a secret ingredient inside

      nothing will stop you to just practice a single thing, i fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 pastas once, but I fear the man who has practiced one lasagna 10,000 times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The secret ingredient is fish sauce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's your recipe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >/ck the post

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i make a pretty good deez.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've had Dee's Nuts before.
        The banana pudding flavor was actually pretty solid.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gulash or panpizza

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why you have to be like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why you have to be like this
      Because I got a 3 day ban and my autism was activated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then probably they banned you for something other motivations

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you mean known dishes we cook well or things we've invented ourselves?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then chicken (or pork) in carrot sauce with bread dumplings, probably (vadas-csirke/sertés zsemlegombóccal).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess oxtail soup then. Make it anytime I see them at the store, which isn't often but I feel like I've honed it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I make great ligma.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bobby, my signature dish is…Brunswick Stew.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roasted gamon joint with honey and mustard glaze, but I don't make it too often, only for new years

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cheeseburger pie

  12. 2 years ago
    Osteranon

    Chicken Bok Choy soup.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Used to be pot roast.
    Probably panko fried chicken or Italian fried fish now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      got a recipe for that pot roast breh?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Carbonara sans cream.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White Castle microwave cheesebuegers.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Creamy cheesy garlic scrambled eggs. Basically French, Gordon Ramsay style scrambled eggs but not fully liquid and added cream/milk/butter at the end and then shredded cheese on top. Paired with a ribeye or NY strip and bacon maybe with some baked beans and I'm in heaven.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like a baked tater that’s equal parts tater, sour cream, and margarine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So exactly how fat are you?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frog

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chicken, potato, carrot stew
    just dump a ton of spices and alcohol inside the slow cooker

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute ugliest stir fry you've ever seen.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grilled Black thigh

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lasagna bolognese. idk if it's a signature dish per se but it's the only thing I make that I'd be very disappointed if most people didn't like it

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eggplant parmigiana.. although if somebody asks me I usually just say veal parm to avoid any awkward innuendo.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Birria 🙂

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know about signature dish but i like my lemon pasta and make it once a week, if the store has decent lemons anyway

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can make really good japanese curry and tonkatsu. I can't find the good brands overseas though so my family brings the curry when they come visit me. I am half considering moving back to japan but I don't know I'm tired of everything everywhere and I think I would be happy for a bit then depressed again. I have a comfy apt, job I like that pays well and gf who I get along well with but I feel profoundly unfulfilled. maybe I should take a break and go to travel. thanks for reading my blog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have one, but the thing I've made that most people rave about (so I'm inclined to call it my best dish) is smoked salmon on homemade rye. I usually have save a bit of it if i want leftovers for anything before serving because people demolish the whole filet in a few minutes.

      I just make my own blocks from the s&b curry powder (you can order it on amazon) and freeze them, but its a bit of a pain to stand there and make a huge batch of roux. Might be worth it if you prefer particular flavors since you can put what you like in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >make my own blocks from the s&b curry powder
        My aunt used to do this in the 80s and 90s. In Italy back then, there weren't many places to get foreign groceries, but she became friends with a woman who married an American soldier. Said woman had access to the American base's supermarket, which I would guess carried all sorts of foreign shit for the foreign wives of American soldiers. Anyway, this friend of my Japanese aunt would buy s&b powder for her and she made roux herself. My mother learned from her and I do it now, too.

        >pain to stand there and make a huge batch of roux.
        Is it? Maybe she made it wrong (and as a consequence, so did my mum and so do I), but we just heat oil or lard, add flour, cook until brown, add finely chopped onion, grated garlic, grated ginger and curry powder then off the heat and keep stirring until the sizzling stops. Takes, like, 15-20 minutes. I also add a bit of chopped chilli. What's your process?

        I can make really good japanese curry and tonkatsu. I can't find the good brands overseas though so my family brings the curry when they come visit me. I am half considering moving back to japan but I don't know I'm tired of everything everywhere and I think I would be happy for a bit then depressed again. I have a comfy apt, job I like that pays well and gf who I get along well with but I feel profoundly unfulfilled. maybe I should take a break and go to travel. thanks for reading my blog

        If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were my cousin. You can't be since he speaks no English and actually did move to Japan a few years back, but he's struggled with depression, too, and curry is an enormous comfort food for him. Idk if it helps knowing that there's a 30something halfie with a similar struggle, but maybe it's comforting to know you're not the only one. Feel better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It takes me like half an hour and I use butter but maybe I just do it a bit too low and slow. My stovetop gets very hot fast and easily so I'm always a bit careful not to burn things. It's of course a little more work to make a roux and stir it for a while than just throw a pre-made block in of course, which is really what I mean by a pain.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chicken alfredo, it always impresses people who don't cook even if it's a meme here

    I also just like it and eat it all the time

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was still dating in my 20's and trying to get my hooks into a girl, it was chicken cordon blue. b***hes fricking love that shit.

    Now that I'm married it's literally just "Noodlies" with a red sauce that I make for my wife. That or fried pork belly when I'm in trouble. Marriage is bretty gud.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    scrambled egg

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is either that tomato feta pasta bake recipe that went viral a year or two ago (I've made a few big modifications to the standard recipe and it's always been a hit at potlucks since then),
    Or this Asian-style carbonara recipe (pic related) that I got, of all places, from the official Street Fighter cookbook. It slaps but I don't always keep miso in the fridge and it's a major component so I don't make it as often.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honey mustard chicken

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fukken mashed potatoes

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CREAMPIES ALL DAY

    No, but seriously, meringue is incredibly easy to make. Use your hand mixer to beat the frick out of some egg whites, fold in sugar, put it on top of chocolate pudding in a store-bought pie crust, put the crisp on it with a hand torch and you've got something that's good enough to fool most people into thinking you put actual effort into it.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's cheesy bread

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretzels and popcorn.
    I treat the pretzels with lye which is always a fun thing to tell people.

    With popcorn, I use Flavacol and a crank stovetop popper, both of which I've never met anyone who does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a crank stovetop popper, grew up with it. pleased to meet ya 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Greetings fellow chad. May you popcorn be unburnt and your oils flavorful.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chili cause I make it cheap, quick, good, meaty, spicy, plentiful, and with little seasoning.
    Plop down a bowl of spicy meat and beans in front of your ten guests and see if just one of them complains. Oh, and there's free refills too, baby. Beer is in the back porch.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pancakes.
    I add molten butter to the batter. makes them spongy.

  39. 2 years ago
    G8rH8r

    I do a chicken cordon bleu but with capicolla and smoked gouda instead, and a creamy mustard gravy on top. Also my pot roast french dip is great

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chili

    Mostly because very few people bother to make their own chili paste or go through the hassle of charring fresh peppers and onions and such

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    penne vodka with spicy sausage

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lamb shanks and pulled pork

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cut a ciabatta in two and top it with mozzarella, tomato slices, tomato sauce, herbes de Provence and olive oil.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese curry
    Sometimes I use fresh meat, other times i make "katsu" curry with S&B and microwaved chicken tendies.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can make a mean bowl of cereal.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I make a really good chicken pot pie. It's not too difficult, but it does take a
    little bit of time. I usually make a big batch and freeze some for later.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can make a really good grilled cheese sandwich. It's not too difficult, but it
    does take a little bit of time. I usually make a big batch and freeze some for
    later.

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