>perfectly cooked
It's dry as fuck. The only thing it's good for is sandwich meat with lots of sauce and the bones are fantastic for making stock out of.
those types of people are a pain in the ass to argue with, even for fun. their worldview is so warped and they are so unaware of their beta soy status.
Not sure about the two outer guys race... maybe Persian, but the guy in the center at least looks like just a happy fun loving fella. Nothing wrong with that.
>not eating the breasts as a main course for two days >not picking off all the dark meat and making a soup >not using the bones for your next chicken soup broth >not repeating this cycle every week
ngmi
Bake the chicken bones at 400 for about an hour, maybe throw in some onions or other veggies then throw em in a pot with water. Usually I let my sit overnight in the fridge because by the time I'm ready to make stock I don't have enough time. Then slowly simmer the chicken tea for 3-4 hours. More if you want it to be better. bonus points for charring your vegetables on the stove.
It's incredibly expensive and a rip off. Seriously. Look it up. Just buy the chicken, rip off the breasts in 5 sec, rip off the drumsticks in 5 secs and throw out and you will still have more than buying the plastic bags of it.
I drove my son to school late one day and we left his lunchbox at home so I grabbed him one or these, potato wedges, and Mac n cheese. Anyway as he walked through the front doors one of the teachers yelled "AYO DIS LIL NIGGA BROUGHT A WHOLE CHICKEN TO SCHOOL!" and everyone started laughing, the principal walked out of his office doing the chicken dance and my boy ran to class crying so hard he dropped his macaroni out of his pockets.
I was parked in my car out front. I wanted to confront them but I was eating my own rotisserie chicken and the thigh dribbled juice down my shirt and I knew they'd just laugh at me too.
I want to thank Costco for these. Very good price and I never pick the carcass clean in the fall/winter because I own 48 acres of land and I leave it for the foxes.
Nah, it's fine to supplement them way out where I am. I want to incentivize them to be around but not reliant.
Now if I start seeing a kitsune girl wandering around, I might put out some tofu as an offering. If she becomes too persistent... Well... I'll just have to cross that bridge when I come to it.
I truly know in my heart one day a kitsune girl will arrive on my doorstop wanting to repay for all those hard winters I helped her family/ancestors through.
I want to thank Costco for these. Very good price and I never pick the carcass clean in the fall/winter because I own 48 acres of land and I leave it for the foxes.
Josh weissman is a smarmy pretentious cunt but his video where it's like 10 meals you can make out of one rotisserie chicken is pretty good if you want recommendations
My wife calls this a depression chicken. She only sees depressed and single girls buying those at the store. She's Hungarian so maybe a translation error but I get the feeling she is onto something.
I always get this to make soup but I always end up eating them straight out of the container. Has probably happened 9 of the last 10 times I bought these.
I disagree about the "loss leader" theory for the chicken or the hot dogs/pizzas and shit. Loss leaders are meant to get you in the door, but you're not gonna spend time driving there and finding a parking spot which is a literal zoo just to get a cheap hot dog or roasted chicken.
I see it more as a bonus for the suffering of shopping there. Customers are attracted to its low prices and high quality so they're gonna come anyway. But it's a pain in the ass to go to Costco in populated areas. There are never parking spots, so you have to cruise around waiting for someone leaving. Then you have to navigate the mazes of waddling 400 lb sharters all pushing Costco's oversized carts, stopping randomly, completely unaware of their surroundings. But being able to get a cheap and delicious polish dog or roasted chicken makes up for that and makes you more likely to come back for the suffering.
The cheapest seasoned chicken perfectly cooked.
>perfectly cooked
It's dry as fuck. The only thing it's good for is sandwich meat with lots of sauce and the bones are fantastic for making stock out of.
It's overcooked
It's underseasoned.
what's your definition of iconic? their chiggens are ok. i wouldn't call them iconic.
They have memetic power. Everyone knows what a costco chicken is.
i don't, i'm not from usa
I know about it and I'm not from the US.
The drumsticks are ok. The rest is basically dogfood.
>what's your definition of iconic?
Reminds you of a little picture in a Russian church.
salt
Cheaper than a smaller, uncooked chicken. I get one of these nibbas every other week.
>nibbas
I want to rape all of those guys in the mouth
those types of people are a pain in the ass to argue with, even for fun. their worldview is so warped and they are so unaware of their beta soy status.
Not sure about the two outer guys race... maybe Persian, but the guy in the center at least looks like just a happy fun loving fella. Nothing wrong with that.
let me know when they sell that meat in deboned form so i can just shovel it down
>not eating the breasts as a main course for two days
>not picking off all the dark meat and making a soup
>not using the bones for your next chicken soup broth
>not repeating this cycle every week
ngmi
How make soup?
>not eating 3 of them for each meal of the day
NGMI
Explain your soup and stock process. My chicken stock always turns out bland.
Bake the chicken bones at 400 for about an hour, maybe throw in some onions or other veggies then throw em in a pot with water. Usually I let my sit overnight in the fridge because by the time I'm ready to make stock I don't have enough time. Then slowly simmer the chicken tea for 3-4 hours. More if you want it to be better. bonus points for charring your vegetables on the stove.
I usually just eat the full thing for a protein packed meal the whole bird is only around 1200 cals.
>eating breast for main and treating dark meat as scraps
What the hell is wrong with you?
the manchildren fears the bones
it's usually right next to the dairy somewhere, they absolutely sell bags of the deboned meat at mine
It's incredibly expensive and a rip off. Seriously. Look it up. Just buy the chicken, rip off the breasts in 5 sec, rip off the drumsticks in 5 secs and throw out and you will still have more than buying the plastic bags of it.
Do you just toss the carcasses out the back door or carry them off a ways from the house? How far? Or do the foxes carry them?
I usually put everything out by the fence line. Certain times of the year they walk it. I know where the den is on the corner of my property.
lol you're like a cat bringing home dead animals for its master. Slave to the fox.
FOX!
I am a fox!
Worship my holy Vixen pussy!
Yes! Sexo!
you can debone it very fast with two hands and a pair of gloves
This, they've been selling it for years. All you have to do is look in the coolers, or ask if you don't see it.
Probably the cheap plastic exposed to a hot bird and heat lamps for five hours.
Thy don’t sit around for more than 20 minutes. At Costco boomers literally line up for each batch of chickens to come out of the oven.
Salt + low price = Murrica boner
>Nooooo you cant eat *checks notes* chicken...?
Getting a bit ridiculous innet?
>checks notes
Go back retard
'cums'
The last three I bought were not seasoned AT ALL. I stopped buying them.
Yeah uh, I think they sell unseasoned ones too bubba
Same ones I always buy. Not seasoned. Bland.
you don't have these at home?
Spraying on seasoning afterwards misses the point. The flavors change as they seep into the food and as they cook.
it's a perfect lunch to send your son to school with
I drove my son to school late one day and we left his lunchbox at home so I grabbed him one or these, potato wedges, and Mac n cheese. Anyway as he walked through the front doors one of the teachers yelled "AYO DIS LIL NIGGA BROUGHT A WHOLE CHICKEN TO SCHOOL!" and everyone started laughing, the principal walked out of his office doing the chicken dance and my boy ran to class crying so hard he dropped his macaroni out of his pockets.
hahaha
who told you this story? the principal?
I was parked in my car out front. I wanted to confront them but I was eating my own rotisserie chicken and the thigh dribbled juice down my shirt and I knew they'd just laugh at me too.
It's cheap and ready to eat.
It's a whole chicken for 5~ish dollars? Haven't been there for a while.
It's 12.99 now. Welcome to Biden's America.
>Lying on the internet.
Cheap price. If they were 30$ no one would give a shit
I want to thank Costco for these. Very good price and I never pick the carcass clean in the fall/winter because I own 48 acres of land and I leave it for the foxes.
Why only fall/winter? Where are the foxes the rest of the year?
Eating the plentiful woodchucks I shoot for them.
Yay foxies!
>hates foxes and doesnt know it
Nah, it's fine to supplement them way out where I am. I want to incentivize them to be around but not reliant.
Now if I start seeing a kitsune girl wandering around, I might put out some tofu as an offering. If she becomes too persistent... Well... I'll just have to cross that bridge when I come to it.
Cooked chicken bones splinter retard.
I truly know in my heart one day a kitsune girl will arrive on my doorstop wanting to repay for all those hard winters I helped her family/ancestors through.
Hot plastic. People hate thier balls and ovaries.
Kits
The homestead is blessed.
Why don't you shoot the foxes, don't they eat your chickens?
Anon, we established that they do in
(it's consensual)
none of this would have been possible without the chicken. Now I understand.
Josh weissman is a smarmy pretentious cunt but his video where it's like 10 meals you can make out of one rotisserie chicken is pretty good if you want recommendations
Delicious and nutritious.
of course there's sugar in it. holy shit.
Yeah most sauces that go on chickens do
This may be the dumbest post I've ever read on this board
mmmmmm chicken marinating in plastic for 8 hours...love that...
My wife calls this a depression chicken. She only sees depressed and single girls buying those at the store. She's Hungarian so maybe a translation error but I get the feeling she is onto something.
they seasoned they chicken???
It’s chicken and good
I always get this to make soup but I always end up eating them straight out of the container. Has probably happened 9 of the last 10 times I bought these.
I wish kitsune were real.
I disagree about the "loss leader" theory for the chicken or the hot dogs/pizzas and shit. Loss leaders are meant to get you in the door, but you're not gonna spend time driving there and finding a parking spot which is a literal zoo just to get a cheap hot dog or roasted chicken.
I see it more as a bonus for the suffering of shopping there. Customers are attracted to its low prices and high quality so they're gonna come anyway. But it's a pain in the ass to go to Costco in populated areas. There are never parking spots, so you have to cruise around waiting for someone leaving. Then you have to navigate the mazes of waddling 400 lb sharters all pushing Costco's oversized carts, stopping randomly, completely unaware of their surroundings. But being able to get a cheap and delicious polish dog or roasted chicken makes up for that and makes you more likely to come back for the suffering.
That's literally what a loss leader is though. Something to encourage you to get in the door to buy more shit that has better margins.
yeah that's called a loss leader retard
they inject salt brine into the chicken meat
Is it worth stock maxxing the chicken scraps?
What are other good pre-seasoned foods
I saw this thread, decided to buy one and make a side. Got home too hungry
Ate entire chicken, no sides
you fat piece of shit