What message will you write on your omuraisu?

What message will you write on your omuraisu?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Primer post mejor post
      Keep at it champ

    • 2 years ago
      bugs

      epic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >omuraisu
    Japs abbreviate like such fricking homosexuals
    "pasokon" "apaato" "makudo" "terebi" "sumaho"
    Stupid fricking nip gays
    Hate that moronic sounding shit like you would not fricking believe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My pet peeve is when they turn single English words into initials per syllable, like OP = OPening and ED = EnDing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok chang

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This happens in a bunch of western European languages, which is where the Japanese picked it up from when developing loanwords.

      My pet peeve is when they turn single English words into initials per syllable, like OP = OPening and ED = EnDing.

      TV

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This happens in a bunch of western European languages
        'zamples

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When combining words like "pasokon" or "sumaho", it's called a portmanteau or syllabic abbreviation. In English, you get words like "smog", "motel", "brunch", etc. or place names like "Soho" and "Socal".
          Shortening words down to their first syllables like "apaato" or "terebi" is called truncation. It actually winds up creating a lot of commonly accepted words like "ad" or "advert" instead of "advertisement", "memo" instead of "memorandum", etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >anon asks for examples of "a bunch of western european languageS" that use portmanteaus and truncation
            >this pseud gives only one
            homie, see that S there? That denotes a fricking plural. More. Than. One. Language. You dumb fricking homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You seem genuinely upset. I literally gave the terms for forming words like that so he could go look them up in the language of his choice. These things exist in many languages, I just felt that since it was an English language discussion on an English language website, English languages examples were the most appropriate.
              By the way, all he asked for were "'zamples". I gave examples. Ram something up your ass to calm yourself down, homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >zoomer education
              God you kids are sad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Television/TV gets a pass because it's a compound word.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol you sound gay as frick. The Japanese would call your monkey pox “Monpo”.
      Your new name is Monpo-kun.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    巨乳ファン

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What message will you write on your omuraisu?
    DUDE WEED LMAO

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eggs rice ketchup
    I'll admit to having never tried it but how I imagine it that combination sounds less than pleasant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something that may not be apparent from pictures, but the eggs are really runny and gooey. That's why I don't like it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna be honest, I fell for the meme after watching some asian cooking channels and seeing some pro jap chefs make omurice and it looked really good.
      Then I made it and quickly realized it's fricking ketchup, rice, and eggs.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king what he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring there's no body to batter when your mind is your might so when you go solo, you hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights and if you know where you stand, then you know where to land and if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poop emoji.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3====D

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Don't forget love."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >blue text
      >not writing a funny internet link
      ngmi

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "FBGM"

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get Crammin'™

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a real picture of omurice get the frick off of this board

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing cause I'm fricking hungry

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IP grabber

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the wrong way around, dummy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a Japanese swastika. They read things backwards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >All those who lose a war are identified as evil.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think people see the USA as evil for losing Afghanistan.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, because omurice is garbage food for kids. Even at expensive yoshoku joints it's not going to be the best thing on the menu, because ketchup rice caters to people with childish palates. The eggs are usually dope, but even dressed up ketchup rice with mushrooms and whatnot is still just sad.
    Source: over 10 years eating food all over Japan.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and I'll write it on my omurice tonight and post proofs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed

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