what recipes do you have for squirrel?

what recipes do you have for squirrel?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats too close to your penis.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was pretty warm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt keep pocket squirrel
      update your shit bro, v. 1.2024 released like 6 months ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP nuts

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I normally feed them almonds or walnuts.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like BAIT...But Joy of cooking..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not bait i made squirrel jerk last fall

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spicey??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not boiling and scrubbing it so you can eat the squirrel chicharrone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When it says red squirrel does it mean actual red squirrels or fox squirrels? I don't know why you'd bother with a red squirrel in the first place, probably slightly more meat than a chipmunk. Also, remember that black squirrels are actually gray squirrels.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a lot of "squirrelly stew" as a young Floridian, before ~~*developers*~~ turned out land into "luxury" apartments and priced my family out of the land we lived on for three hundred years. Come to find out as an adult, it's a legit French dish, "ragout lequirel" or something, I don't fricking speak French.
    So, make a stew, but use squirrel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My friend bought a bunch of swampland to develop into luxury apartments but his surveyor missed two things wrong with the site:
      1) some endangered animal or other was nesting there so he had to wait forever to start work and
      2) draining the swamp is far more costly than the surveyor originally estimated because reasons
      Also, your family had 300 hundred years to amass wealth and couldn't manage to. I have zero sympathy for you. That friend of mine moved to the US as a refugee kid in the 90s and was able to earn enough that he became a fledgling developer by his late thirties. That's 30 years. And you gaggle of c**ts had TEN TIMES that and couldn't earn as much as someone who started with literally nothing only thirty years ago?
      lmao
      Frick you. Your poverty disgusts me.
      You're why I vote republican.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wordswordswords
        Not fooling anyone pinko

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not fooling anyone poor-o.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, I'm not poor as an adult, I have ten acres and a big ass house in northern Idaho. But this israelite mentality of trying to amass wealth all the time is moronic. I don't care about property values, I just want something for my kids to have, and for their kids to have. But please keep talking about how much of a israelite homosexual you are, it's fun.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i hope the israelite kills and eats your children just like you ate the father of those baby squirrels.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine getting sad over dead tree rats lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you and your family are rats

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are not very smart.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's some meat I made into jerky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks raw, also wet. try drying for longer

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did it taste? Adorable?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually really good kinda like a sweet and hot jerky you can buy
        the meat tasted better then store bought however

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based.
          In times of need--Rat Traps can get needed protein.
          By that I mean EASY squirrels.
          I'd prolly eat a ratburger tho-

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna want to pressure cook it. Squirrel is extremely tough. Also keep in mind that the meat to bone ratio makes it like eating chicken wings.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    summ beans and corn

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cooked in gravy like that one old cowboy on youtube said

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put them in the microwave till they POP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sizzle

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have to torture and kill an innocent animal to survive
    >still does it because he's a piece of shit
    kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick. worst thing i've seen in weeks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Squirrels are far from innocent. Also, grow a pair.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what did that animal ever do to you that you'd go out of your way to murder it instead of buying chicken?
        you're frickin scum.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they taste good

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your family tastes good too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I saved you a foot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're a sick frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just because the world is a sick piece of shit doesn't mean you have to be one, even if it's all meaningless, at least die with dignity like a true gentleman.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hang it on your door for good luck

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You've tasted my mother, sisters, and cousins as well?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you for real? Is this is a troll? You truly think that killing a wild animal and eating it is somehow worse than consuming a chicken that's lived it's whole life in agony? Jesus christ, I saw you guys on reddit, but I didn't think you were real, not like this man, not hundres of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crabs are animals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure we don't need to torture and kill animals but why shouldn't we? Give one reason that animals don't deserve to be killed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Give one reason that your family doesn't deserve to be killed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They all entered into the unspoken agreement amongst humans that we don't kill each other, something no animal is capable of doing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They all entered into the unspoken agreement amongst same species of animals that they don't kill each other, something no human is capable of doing

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So we agree that there's no reason for humans to not kill any other species if they want to
              Good

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So we agree that there's no reason for other species to not kill your family if they want to
                Good

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No shit, moron
                Of course that's how it works

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you don't care for your family do you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gay sees animals about to maul his son
                >"it'll be fine, he's done nothing to deserve it"
                that's you that's how dumb you sound

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you do realize cannibalism is actually quite common in nature

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not among squirrels, they have more humanity and ethics than your toxic piece of shit kind.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/red-squirrel-infanticide-Yukon-cannibalism

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah sure let me believe some bullshit article wall of text written by some lying butthole over the clear evidence of murder posted by OP.
                frick you kys.

                Check your toothbrush lately? Use any vehicle? Animal products

                check my pic moron. also i dont drive, i bike.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Check your toothbrush lately? Use any vehicle? Animal products

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >brambles
                >not biodegradable
                >plastic
                >biodegradable
                I see the google AI is still fricking broken.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is why i hate men.
    i hope the israelites frickin torture them till their hearts give out from pain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is why i hate men
      You hate men because we are carnivores just like you? Quit being a homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not like you, you don't know me, you dumb piece of shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay vegan. I think Starbucks has a discount on soy lattes- so you may wanna take advantage of that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this homosexual has starbucks shit right on the tip of his gay tounge and is calling out others. Watch your children around this fruit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus Christ- relax anon, you are really this triggered over a guy wanting to eat an animal?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People do not have triggers you dumb Black person. I am warning against the obvious gay pedo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay dude- have a good day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You as well sir.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you killed an animal yourself instead of letting someone else do it for you!?
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't eat animals, neither do i financially empower monsters who kill them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >financially empower
        this term means nothing, but you certainly use products that contain animal parts every day, its unavoidable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i actually don't, i do my best to read all the ingredient lists and make sure it's ethical and non-cruel. that way i can sleep good knowing that if ever a superior species considers eating me and my family then perhaps my consideration for all conscient life will persuade them to reconsider and instead opt out for eating your family instead as punishment for being a disease to mother earth.

          >gay sees animals about to maul his son
          >"it'll be fine, he's done nothing to deserve it"
          that's you that's how dumb you sound

          was that squirrel about to maul your son? is that why you left his children starving orphans?
          if yes, good, if no, kys.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Check your toothbrush lately? Use any vehicle? Animal products

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that squirrel?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rosemary, I think

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah, easy mistake to make

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is
        https://archived.moe/ck/search/tnum/16860658/

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5221876/#5221876

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /qa/ lost, homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im still hunting squirrels tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this an acquired taste or does it taste good and normal right away?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if your a manchild probs not because you cant get over the fact it was squirrels but the jerky was the best imo

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    burgoo is always good

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    none because i'm not a savage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Savages are the ones that have no recipes for things dipshit

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually just throw peanuts at them, I don't need to make them a five-course dinner.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Squirrel satay with a nice little dipping sauce, eh? That could work.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't imagine these tasting good

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot a squirrel with a .22. Gut that frick and clean it. Butcher it. Put it in a zip lock bag in the fridge. Let it sit overnight. Make your woman wake up at 4 am to boil it for 4-5 hours. Meat should be nearly shreddable. Then just make a white gravy. Lots and lots of black pepper. Breakfast will be ready at 9 am

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