N isn’t a vowel to it doesn’t need the ‘an’. I bet you wish you could delete comment now that you look so stupid haha
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>an NSA
and the same goes for you, you fucking nagger
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
a and an are used depending on the first sound of the word, not the letter. NSA is pronounced enesey so you use an with it.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
NSA is pronounced "national security agency" so it should be "a"
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Just stop ESL. I'm sorry your rotting textbook didn't go into more detail but it's the following pronunciation not the letter that determines the use of a or an
>get close to them from behind >take two or three large steps at a 20% angle from their orientation >if you are at or about the same level: kick them hard. best with the outside leg and behind your back
that doesn't work. by the time you are close enough they will fly away
you use a stick and hurl it at them from a few meters away when they aren't looking in your direction. They won't be able to react in time like a bird strike from a hawk.
Don't eat them if their skin looks scaley, their feathers are falling off, or their flesh looks like it's rotting when they've just been bagged. Never try to eat seagull, they are easier to catch than rock doves (pigeons) but they taste like absolute shit, I have no idea why.
>seagulls
I dated a Native American chick once that said in her tribe being fed gulls was a punishment for coming back from fishing without enough for everyone to be full. Her dad had to eat one once and said that their meat tastes like piss and rotten fish and that it’s insanely oily.
Dated another girl that was from Cuba and she said that pigeons, lizards, and toads were eaten almost to extinction after the collapse of the Soviet Union but that no one ever ate seagulls for some reason.
that doesn't work. by the time you are close enough they will fly away
you use a stick and hurl it at them from a few meters away when they aren't looking in your direction. They won't be able to react in time like a bird strike from a hawk.
Don't eat them if their skin looks scaley, their feathers are falling off, or their flesh looks like it's rotting when they've just been bagged. Never try to eat seagull, they are easier to catch than rock doves (pigeons) but they taste like absolute shit, I have no idea why.
Have you never heard of an air gun >throw a stick
This website man
He's eating wild animals he finds outside. I'm very sure he has no gun because he's probably in poverty. I'm surprised he can access Culinaly. If you're so hungry you have to go stealing wild pidgeons, I don't think your choice in hunting technique is the problem.
That's how all women are anon that's why I'm gay. I legit think the majority of omen only pretend to care about stuff if theres something in it for them like money or shelter.
>That sheltered weakling wouldn't last a week on the streets with us real pigeons
Haha, real pidgeons would subscribe to it's onlyfans for chance at feet pictures.
They're probably diseased.
My dad told me a story of how some of his distant relatives came to visit once and they tried to capture a goose or duck from the park to eat.
This is fine. Except he kept the feathers on. And all the guts in. So that risk of disease increases 10,000 fold. Otherwise great work! Way to assimilate!
Not me but an uncle of mine took an old dresser that he found on a street and cut a hole in the back of it and put in some shelfs. Then he pushed it up against a window facing the alley so the landlord didn't see. Each year some pigeons would go into the dresser and make nests and lay eggs. He would wait a little while until the squabs were the right size, then one night he would shut the window and take out the squabs to eat. He said they were good but I never tried any. Eventually he died from hitting his head on a rock real hard while underwater.
>one night he would shut the window and take out the squabs to eat
I don't have the guts for it
NSA is pronounced "national security agency" so it should be "a"
It's an-ass-ay. Do you read acronyms as if they were full words?
If you are somewhere that pigeons seem like a viable food source then a small handgun is probably extremely illegal
If you are somewhere a small handgun is something you can obtain while including pigeons in your food budget then there are going to be a hundred better animals to eat.
If you just really want pigeon make sure you get it from a rural area and use a shotgun loaded with birdshot
Not me but an uncle of mine took an old dresser that he found on a street and cut a hole in the back of it and put in some shelfs. Then he pushed it up against a window facing the alley so the landlord didn't see. Each year some pigeons would go into the dresser and make nests and lay eggs. He would wait a little while until the squabs were the right size, then one night he would shut the window and take out the squabs to eat. He said they were good but I never tried any. Eventually he died from hitting his head on a rock real hard while underwater.
Iron poisoning. They used to feed inmates in France pigeons because it turned their blood black and you could use it as ink once they died. Of iron poisoning.
The Holy Spirit is a pigeon too. Just watch out for iron poisoning.
Pigeons used to be very commonly eaten. Usually the meat is stewed or otherwise cooked for a long time, or the squabs (baby pigeons just about to fledge to their adult flight feathers) are taken. They are even simpler than chickens to raise to eating size.
When people talk about pigeons usually they mean rock doves which are the gray ones you see around cities. Afaik they are an introduced species and aren't protected by the MBTA. European Starlings and sparrows aren't protected either.
it's illegal to hunt wild animals for food outside of hunting season and even then you need a permit. so no they actually aren't free and killing them for food outside of season is illegal.
Rock pigeons aren't protected by any state or federal law in the US and you don't require a license to harvest them. But you shouldn't eat them regardless. I have seen them eat cigarette butts before.
Risk of disease i assume
This. Disease and parasite ridden rats of the sky.
Pigeons are rather clean themselves, the problem with sanitary is rather than they shit everywhere
Oh god they shit so much
And their shit is incredibly good fertilizer worth its weight in gold
I'm vegan.
Does that prevent you from eating a NSA spy robot? They go great on a salad, similar to croutons but with less carbs.
an*
Huh?
>an salad
>an NSA
An EN ES AY.
You fucking mook.
N isn’t a vowel to it doesn’t need the ‘an’. I bet you wish you could delete comment now that you look so stupid haha
and the same goes for you, you fucking nagger
a and an are used depending on the first sound of the word, not the letter. NSA is pronounced enesey so you use an with it.
NSA is pronounced "national security agency" so it should be "a"
Just stop ESL. I'm sorry your rotting textbook didn't go into more detail but it's the following pronunciation not the letter that determines the use of a or an
homosexual
You didn't need to clarify, your outstretched anus leaking shit and jizz gave it away fag.
I may be buttpleasured but you are just butthurt.
I wonder the same
t. vercruchango
If you were homeless they could be a worthwhile food source. You just have to cook them thoroughly like other poultry
Trashcan fire roasted pigeon, delicious.
they pair for life
think of the husband or wife
2 for the price of one, what a steal
how do you catch a pigeon?
>get close to them from behind
>take two or three large steps at a 20% angle from their orientation
>if you are at or about the same level: kick them hard. best with the outside leg and behind your back
that doesn't work. by the time you are close enough they will fly away
you use a stick and hurl it at them from a few meters away when they aren't looking in your direction. They won't be able to react in time like a bird strike from a hawk.
Don't eat them if their skin looks scaley, their feathers are falling off, or their flesh looks like it's rotting when they've just been bagged. Never try to eat seagull, they are easier to catch than rock doves (pigeons) but they taste like absolute shit, I have no idea why.
>seagulls
I dated a Native American chick once that said in her tribe being fed gulls was a punishment for coming back from fishing without enough for everyone to be full. Her dad had to eat one once and said that their meat tastes like piss and rotten fish and that it’s insanely oily.
Dated another girl that was from Cuba and she said that pigeons, lizards, and toads were eaten almost to extinction after the collapse of the Soviet Union but that no one ever ate seagulls for some reason.
>piss and rotten fish
That sounds like Thai food
Have you never heard of an air gun
>throw a stick
This website man
He's eating wild animals he finds outside. I'm very sure he has no gun because he's probably in poverty. I'm surprised he can access Culinaly. If you're so hungry you have to go stealing wild pidgeons, I don't think your choice in hunting technique is the problem.
bait, a quick hand and a plastic bag
>choking it in a plastic bag
what a heartless bitch
That's how all women are anon that's why I'm gay. I legit think the majority of omen only pretend to care about stuff if theres something in it for them like money or shelter.
>that's why I'm gay
homosexual
Those aren't pigeons cletus
calm down chang
my grandfather would put a cage with a stick holding the cage attached to a thread and some seeds/beans and they'd fall for it while we laughed
They're for scritches, not eating.
Kawaii
>Smooth well kept feathers
>Clean
>White
That sheltered weakling wouldn't last a week on the streets with us real pigeons
>That sheltered weakling wouldn't last a week on the streets with us real pigeons
Haha, real pidgeons would subscribe to it's onlyfans for chance at feet pictures.
nothing has stopped me yet
>what stops you from just grabbing some pigeons for dinner?
they don't want to be eaten, so they will resist being grabbed
Good job bird
Revenge
>Eating a trash bird
>Eating any animal living in or near a city and living off of trash
Retarded.
>pigeons only live in cities
Dumpster diving is easier, faster, and probably healthier.
They're probably diseased.
My dad told me a story of how some of his distant relatives came to visit once and they tried to capture a goose or duck from the park to eat.
you can't catch a pigeon, you can only shoot one
but I did!
This is fine. Except he kept the feathers on. And all the guts in. So that risk of disease increases 10,000 fold. Otherwise great work! Way to assimilate!
>And all the guts in
Thats what will actually fuck you up
Urban pigeon guts cause real bad nerve damage
You know, if I had terminal cancer I'd absolutely smash the shit out of that.
>Vibrant and diverse culture!
>did not pluck or gut
fucking swarthoids
You know what?
>one night he would shut the window and take out the squabs to eat
I don't have the guts for it
It's an-ass-ay. Do you read acronyms as if they were full words?
Why are foreigners so fucking disgusting?
do not try to understand the vile foreigner, know only that you should and must hate and abhor him
Pigeons are cute, why would you do that?
Pigs are cute but also delicious
>pigs are cute
>posts the least like-able pig in fiction outside of “animal farm.”
They are cute though.
Are you allowed to hunt pigeons with a small hand gun or would you get arrested.
If you are somewhere that pigeons seem like a viable food source then a small handgun is probably extremely illegal
If you are somewhere a small handgun is something you can obtain while including pigeons in your food budget then there are going to be a hundred better animals to eat.
If you just really want pigeon make sure you get it from a rural area and use a shotgun loaded with birdshot
Assuming you're in a city I imagine people are going to take issue with you shooting into the air and at buildings
Not me but an uncle of mine took an old dresser that he found on a street and cut a hole in the back of it and put in some shelfs. Then he pushed it up against a window facing the alley so the landlord didn't see. Each year some pigeons would go into the dresser and make nests and lay eggs. He would wait a little while until the squabs were the right size, then one night he would shut the window and take out the squabs to eat. He said they were good but I never tried any. Eventually he died from hitting his head on a rock real hard while underwater.
ouch
Why Not just eat the eggs?
pigeons would be the bug of the flight birds
lies. pigeons are the kings of the air
That's vultures
Some vultures are gorgeous creatures.
Cute dinosaur
Iron poisoning. They used to feed inmates in France pigeons because it turned their blood black and you could use it as ink once they died. Of iron poisoning.
The Holy Spirit is a pigeon too. Just watch out for iron poisoning.
Could I get more info about the French blood ink.
The homeless don't eat then thay fast like shit and theirs literal no meat just guts and feather not taste at all.
I live on a farm, and some of the barns have pidgeons. I think ablut shooting them to eat often. I live about 60 miles from a major city.
There's some dude on this board who cooked one once, I think he killed it with a bow
Pigeons used to be very commonly eaten. Usually the meat is stewed or otherwise cooked for a long time, or the squabs (baby pigeons just about to fledge to their adult flight feathers) are taken. They are even simpler than chickens to raise to eating size.
Nothing stops me
(the pale one is a pheasant)
>what stops you from just grabbing some pigeons for dinner? they are free.
hunting laws
you are letting yourself kept down by some idiots who claim to have power over you? are you into cuckolding?
When people talk about pigeons usually they mean rock doves which are the gray ones you see around cities. Afaik they are an introduced species and aren't protected by the MBTA. European Starlings and sparrows aren't protected either.
They eat literally trash. Not just seeds and berries, but literally any fucking thing.
that's not true. they eat plants
All the 'trash' they eat was good enough for a human at one point, it's not like they're eating plastic and batteries
Because they eat the bugs.
>grabbing
there are these things called "shotguns" and some of them like 28 gauges are really good for "grabbing" birds, you should try it
Don't shoot guns in cities
>Don't shoot guns in cities
eat a bag of dicks you urban dwelling pinko pansy
Who the fuck shoots 28ga
people with class
not the retarded meat gorillas unga bungaing with their 12 gauges that they carry over their shoulder like a cave man carries a club
People hunting small fowl. Though idk why you would go with that meme cartridge over a 20ga
You can't shoot in the city park. What you do is get one of those little pocket fishing poles from the gas station and a sinker.
Pigeons are good if you have this particular breed that was raised in captivity with non-garbage food. They're ready to eat at just a month old.
it's illegal to hunt wild animals for food outside of hunting season and even then you need a permit. so no they actually aren't free and killing them for food outside of season is illegal.
Rock pigeons aren't protected by any state or federal law in the US and you don't require a license to harvest them. But you shouldn't eat them regardless. I have seen them eat cigarette butts before.
yeah I was ostensibly wrong, I suck cocks. didn't realize city pigeons are literally their own subspecies.
in my state its open season all year round no bag or possession limits on pigeon
migratory pigeons are federally protected so I don't believe you
nagger
There'a a difference between "pigeons" (rock doves) and native species like mourning, spotted, and inca doves etc
which is what he's talking about you mongoloid
are pigeons the white man's bird?