What the frick is wrong with Florida?

What the frick is wrong with Florida?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ron desntism

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too many golf courses

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You won't come say that to our face. This is the Free State Of Florida, best place in America and therefore the world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it to your stupid face. In Florida.
      Florida are all gay ass homosexual Black folk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        3 hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the ground, you hitting the back of an ambulance.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You couldn’t hit me on account of all the bath salts eating away at your medulla oblongata, you’d swing on a five year old you thought was me and then end up in jail again
          Florida is a fricking cesspool and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for trying so hard to survive

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/RlCUGvs.jpg

          Come on, then, honky lips. Update the post when you're in the area. I'll come kiss your little pecker until there's nothing left.

          Oooh, look at these bad ass internet tough guys from fricking florida of all places. I'll come down to florida and say all of that to your stupid fat faces.
          Florida is a shithole for dumb inbred homosexuals like you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't. Let's hope he's the only one not on bath salts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'll sic my reptile army on you, boy you can't even IMAGINE the pain coming your way

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you, Shoresy!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you hitting the crack pipe
          your pants hitting the floor
          everybody hit the dinosaur

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then i'll hit that bank account, so technically 4

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Come on, then, honky lips. Update the post when you're in the area. I'll come kiss your little pecker until there's nothing left.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You live in the absolute bowels of Florida, I would rather live in the panhandle than the beaner filled swamp between orlando and jacksonville.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            looks like it's between Gainesville and Ocala, neither of which are beaner filled shitholes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              shits changed a lot in the last few years

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I certainly do not, you god damn dumb son of a b***h. All my neighbors are white and we are at a very nice elevation here. Not schwampy at all. Many spring fed lakes and slight hillage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are the shriveled, diseased, vestigial organ of a state that needs to be excised
      along with California

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bait aside I'd visit Nigeria before I ever set foot in Florida

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't tell people it's good. I'm tired of people moving here. My home value shot up, from 200k to 800k, but it's way too crowded now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're our Australia which may or may not be a good thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dog you're either the first or second most hated state in the union

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So that's why everyone moves here in record numbers. Everyone hates California and NY. And any state with a bunch of blue hubs. It's all going to shit and people are leaving out of hate or fear. They're coming to Florida, Texas, and other based states. Get fricked, commie homo. You all had your chance and blew it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    palm trees get on my nerves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine disliking palm trees

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meth.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lack of seasons makes people nuts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >high of 53
      >dress in layers
      Laughs in northern Minnesotan. At 53in January, my sons would be out in shorts and a T shirt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wow that's so hardcore. it's cold where you live? what's that like? you even wear shorts when it's cold? that's really impressive.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I unironically say this at least once every winter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        High of 53 means 30s in the morning and after sunset. You're a shitty dad if you're sending the kids out in such gear in said temps.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're 17 and 19, dickhead. I don't dress them.

          53 is get out and work on the garden weather.

          Yes indeed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you don't know midwesterners. i worked a gig in north dakota for 6 months and people were just wearing hoodies and jeans in -4 degree winter

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't born in Florida. I'm from the mountains. I know Midwesterns. They suck. When "winter" comes to FL, I'm fine. Don't send your non acclimated kids out in cold weather without proper gear no matter where you live.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        53 is get out and work on the garden weather.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I bet they'd melt when its 120 out in ny hell hole of a state.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >melt at 120
          NTA, but also Minnesotan. When the kids were young, we went to Di*neyHell. Met some old friends who now live in Georgia. Obligatory group photo in front of the surveillance tower -- uh, castle -- shows two smiling, happy Georgians, four happy kids, and two sweaty AF Minnesotans.

          Thanks for reading my blog post.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol. Thats not even that bad I imagine. I don't mind cold up to like 40f but id probably die in Minnesota. Would I be okay with just a ton of layers?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Just wear some long johns/thermal undies and some fleece lined pants if it's truly cold out, got a surplus airforce jacket that keeps me cozy with one or two layers down to 5F.
              sometime's its just the quality of wear instead of 3 layers of mediocre clothing. you'll find that your ears, nose and hands will be frozen more than anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's nothing i live on mars and consistently go out in just shorts when it's -75 centigrade

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gb2r

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go make a post about it on Facebook, c**t. No one cares.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bot post
        >verification not required

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure if I should comment on why kids need more when the high is 50, or that someone from Minnesota is bragging about 50 degrees

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Call CPS if you're that worried, b***h.

          Sue your municipality for letting you drink out of a garden hose, which is why you now, or soon, will have cancer.

          Pro-tip: if they require you to maintain a lawn, you can sue

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Pro-tip: if they require you to maintain a lawn, you can sue
            HOAs can put a lien on your house if you don't abide

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sue your plumber for the cleaner and glue he used on the pvc, have you smelt that shit? cancer-city

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sue your plumber for the cleaner and glue he used on the pvc, have you smelt that shit? cancer-city

          ps, you drink out of that every day, what do those chemicals make after 20 years, what do they break down into? are they carcinogenic? imagine all the mundane moronic shit people blog about that's "carcinogenic" but they neglect the fact that they're drinking out of the most toxic, cancer-causing, manmade shit on earth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      F is most moronic temp measuring unit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fahrenheit bad
        0K=dead
        100K=dead

        0C=fairly cold
        100C=dead

        0F=really cold
        100F=really hot

        But yeah, Fahrenheit is dumb.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you don't have a leg to stand on for this one, shart. celsius is objectively superior. stop trying to defend a moronic system just because you grew up with it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If Americans are such dumb "sharts", why is literally your entire modern life invented by Americans? How is it that you've come to be utterly emasculated and dominated by such backwards, "strange" people whose culture you can't stop consuming and innovations and inventions you can't stop adopting?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >can't argue the point
              >resorts to "YEAH WELL AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA"
              sharts are more predictable than my morning shit lmao. anyway i accept your concession

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why should any American debate you or care what you think, worldoid? You are irrelevant.

                [...]
                btw both of the scientists that invented the fahrenheit and celsius scales were european. you would have known that if you didn't have an american education.

                >what does modern mean?
                All the Americans currently embarrassing and enraging you with their utter superiority and freedom are also of European stock. What's your point? You're not them. You're the "rubbish" stay-behinds who didn't have sense enough to leave (and you can't get over it).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                take the L gracefully and move on shart. you got thoroughly BTFO

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                America doesn't do anything "gracefully". We utterly dominate the world and shock & awe you. It's why you're on a site invented by Americans using American slang to try and "own" an American and not the other way around.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i could hear the tears drop onto your keyboard as you typed "B-BUT AMERICA GREAT..." like a broken record for the 3rd straight post

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You even think in our language lmao

                Your whole world was created by America

                Worship at our altar

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >so completely browbeaten and buckbroken he can only repeat the same thing over and over
                this must be what it's like to watch people who underwent extreme trauma

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >English
                >Language created and spoken in England
                >Whole world was created by ameritards
                Is lobotomy requirement for moving to Florida, or does state provide it for residents?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You even think in our language lmao

                Your whole world was created by America

                Worship at our altar

                You just know this european is still seething about this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you can stop replying to yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He won.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Colossal homosexualry: the post.
              I'm not any part of the conversation so far, I just thought I'd drop in to say you're a wiener hungry prostitute

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >can't argue the point
              >resorts to "YEAH WELL AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA"
              sharts are more predictable than my morning shit lmao. anyway i accept your concession

              btw both of the scientists that invented the fahrenheit and celsius scales were european. you would have known that if you didn't have an american education.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          F is most moronic temp measuring unit

          Why so angry man?
          Fahrenheit is a system made for actual human use. 0 is very cold, 100 is very hot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it really isn't, metric is a product of the French revolution and should be ignored unless you're a damn commie.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Boiled Peanuts were Georgia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure they're currency in east Tennessee.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah as an eternal floridian, I only see boiled peanuts either when I leave the state, or maybe those roadside stands in rural north Florida

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are in like every gas station and grocery store. What are you on about?

        bait aside I'd visit Nigeria before I ever set foot in Florida

        Sounds like you've never been to Florida and bought into too many memes

        Don't tell people it's good. I'm tired of people moving here. My home value shot up, from 200k to 800k, but it's way too crowded now.

        It is a real frick off we're full scenario now for sure

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I live in Pennsylvania and half the people my workplace hires are from Florida. They're the dumbest people Ive ever met and all they do is talk about Florida but they literally just moved to the opposite side of the country for a relatively shitty job. I can't even begin to understand their thought process.

          I'll stay in Pennsylvania. I just wish Florida people would stay in Florida.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >half the hires are from Florida
            >they are the dumbest people I've met
            No shit, anon. Because you'd have to be fricking moronic to leave FL for PA. We aren't sending our best. As we keep our best here at home. Enjoy your fricking morons, homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The more people that leave Florida the better. Unless my house jumps to 1.2 mill so I can sell it for a clean million. If not I would rather it be less crowded.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Florida
            >Pennsylvania
            >the other side of the country
            Anon, they are on the same side of the country. California is on the other side of the country. I think you might just be another moron that works at the idiot factory with these people

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'll stay in Pennsylvania
            lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              my neighbors are 8 miles away

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's because you live in Centralia, PA and refuse to leave and a portal to Hell is literally opening under your feet. PA is cursed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >PA is cursed.
                That would explain much about what I've heard of the state govt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      came into this thread just to say this. I thought it was a general southern thing; Florida isn't really part of "The South" due to all the cubans/other spanish speakers and new york retirees who live near the big cities.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Florida isn't really part of "The South"
        yes it fricking is, moron. just because dade and broward have a bunch of hispanics and nyers in concentrated areas doesnt mean the entirety of the state isn't the south. hell, 3/4 of both of those counties are rural. both counties are filled with farms and have rednecks and big trucks, have rodeos, bbq places everywhere etc. there's no difference between rural fl and rural ga or al.

        fricking stupid homosexuals saying stupid ass shit like that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I first saw them in convenience stores in North Carolina. Then I saw them in Georgia, Tennessee, etc. Thought it was just a generally Southern thing.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a problem with these, better not come to Alabama then.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, look, another boiled peanuts post. It's been nearly a week.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >too many boiled boffadee's nuts posts
      Yeah, but they're less ubiquitous than McDog's horseshit and we get to make fun of hicks.

      Pic is not related

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is England.
        I remember this, a few people were upset at the linkage.kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >England
          Yes, I can tell by the street signs and favourite
          >Pic is not related

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't knock it until you've tried it

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boiled peanuts are God's gift to mankind OP you don't know what you're talking about.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live in NYC but drove to the south and bought boiled peanuts in a Mississippi gas station and opened it up and tried one and spit it out and two rednecks sitting outside the gas station and one said "hehehehe city boy don't like our peanuts" and the other said "yup" and spit at my feet..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that when you shot the clerk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can only eat them fresh off the side of the road from a sketchy cart.
      Premade ones are nasty as frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To reliably get the good ones, you have to get them at the county fair in the south or grow them yourself. The roadside shitties *can* be good, but they often don't source the large grade of green peanuts. They just order them by the bushel and those get the fat ones graded out.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick is wrong with Florida?
    Ugh this. So much htis. I'd give you gold if I could afford it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thought most people associate it with georgia
    also, tip: put one shell and all in your mouth, suck the juices off, pop it open with your tongue, eat the peanuts, then spit the shells out. Best way to eat it. I want some right now.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live in Florida

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/IEZahCC.jpg

      come at me homosexual

      SERIOUSLY?
      If this was posted as Bong food, you would all be moaning about how bland, tasteless and third world poverty it is "British Food" etc.
      but we eat the same.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's eating corned beef which is something people in the US eat during march before St. Patrick's Day (mar h 17th) which is basically Irish Catholic pride day/everyone gets drunk day.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boiled peanuts are a southern thing, Florida is not the south

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The south? You mean the southeast?
      >Stop grouping the similar people together, they're not a thing!
      >Stop it! THE SOUTH ISN'T REAL
      >NOOOOO FLORIDA/TEXAS/LOUISIANA/KENTUCKY/MARYLAND/DELAWARE/WEST VIRGINIA/VIRGINA/OKLAHOMA/ARKANSAS/MISSOURRI AREN'T SOUTHERN!!!! ONLY THESE COUPLE STATES ARE SOUTHERN
      >BUT THEY'RE THE SOUTHEAST NOT SOUTHERN
      >DO I NEED TO BRING BACK UNCLE SHERMAN????
      >HAHA DUMB SOUTHERNERS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it has nothing to do with geography, its a cultural divide

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          90% of florida is indistinguishable from georgia or alabama
          the 10% that is distinguishable is split into 2 groups:
          >islanders
          >snowbirds

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're tripping! just look at the difference in governments.
            you gotta be way up in the panhandle to come across those Alabama types

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >just look at the difference in governments.
              You mean that all of them are run by neocons...?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                new conservatives?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Around my swamp we call em Zionist infiltrators. Conservative polytician my ass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no there's a baleful aura that is detected immediately upon crossing the state lines

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois are NOT in the Midwest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are, dumbfrick. Google it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, they are not and no "map" from google will convince me. You're not the first to try.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The autism is strong here.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              says the guy arguing on the internet about geography.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not even an argument. These are established facts

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. These is nothing WEST about them, thus, they are not west. I don't care if some roastie coastie makes the usual "durrr they are west of us and that's how it was 200 years ago!" bullshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, super great anon, why don't you go ahead and get all the regions changed to your liking

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i already have

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where the frick are they then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          mid-east
          they're the extra-medium of the continental united states

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          shitty-ass rust belt, a name fitting for the residents of those shitholes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Seethe

            he's eating corned beef which is something people in the US eat during march before St. Patrick's Day (mar h 17th) which is basically Irish Catholic pride day/everyone gets drunk day.

            St. Patrick was an Anglo

            F is most moronic temp measuring unit

            Metric was invented by seething French revolutionaries. Hence, the Metric system is communist.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If somebody asked me to make numbers gay, i'd just reference the metric system

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >welsh are anglos
              seethe harder, nigel

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    come at me homosexual

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sherman should have kept going until he hit water. Burn it all down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish you southerners lost the war!
      >we did lose the war
      >I wish... I wish we killed millions of you!!!
      >you did
      >I wish your women were raped and homes burned down
      >you did that
      >I WISH SHERMAN MARCHED TO THE SEA
      >He did????
      I don't know how yankees are so butthurt about southerners to this day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They know it took over double the number of soldiers to win

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the side with more resources won
          apparently this is a revelation to the room temperature IQ southoid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because they had to take all of the freedpeople who werent ambitious enough to fight for their citizenship and live off the land

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >because they had to take all of the freedpeople who werent ambitious enough to fight for their citizenship and live off the land

          some slaves didn't have it that bad and had no reason to go die horribly in a war that was going to be won in their favor regardless. the troops on both sides had lives much worse than slaves.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boiled peanuts are based and OP is a homosexual as usual.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's concentrate america and you guys never got around to adding the water in.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhh, tampon soup, what a Florida classic

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >know guy who works at the gas station
    >always lets me take a cup of cajun boiled peanuts
    i'll get some in a couple hours before work

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Florida's mere existence continues to generate unmeasurable levels of seethe from Northcucks
    Half the posters ITT are saltier than a boiled peanut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m in a neighboring state, have family that lives in both the panhandle and south on the eastern seaboard, travel to central for work on a regular basis, and I can say with the utmost confidence after having seen everything that Florida has to offer it is an absolute shithole outside of a handful of places

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but it's super aggravating that people are still moving here en mass. It's good for property values but it's crazy we have such expensive real estate.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Freest state in the freest country in the world
    >Great weather 8 months out of the year
    >Flat and amazing; Spaceships launched there
    >Everyone wants to live there, even if they say they don't
    >Great food despite having not much native cuisine
    Stay mad, boiled peanuts are amazing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wants to live there, even if they say they don't
      nah, only browns do. seasons are for white people. it's where we evolved

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're not wrong about white people adapting in places with 4 distinct seasons, but Florida is still mostly outside the tropics. Miami and the Keys will turn anyone into a savage brownoid there really is nothing in the rest of the state that would result in any undesirable adaptations. Besides, the things that made white people white are not things anyone would choose and are arguably mad-adaptive in a modern global context. It makes people into cucks.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >live in NNY
    >you can buy these fricking things canned in walmart
    Tried these and they're...not horrible? Salty as hell because they're saturated with it instead of just coated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Canned sucks, but it's probably the best option where you are. I highly suggest looking up real cajun boiled peanut recipes and make them yourself.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Florida's not the only state that boils peanuts, that's a southern thing, and they're good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Florida is not southern.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Florida is literally southern. Most of Florida practices some form of southern culture, and Floribama is a place we refer to, which is the panhandle. People in the panhandle literally go back and forth between Bama and Florida every day to work or hang out or even get rid of trash because it's closer to drive 10mins through Bama than the nearest Florida dump. But that's all just to be good faith, which I shouldn't be, so in bad faith: This wiener's southern enough to fit in your ass.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Florida
    Drugs. Gators. Gators on Drugs. Drugs on Gators.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in SC literally ever gas station has boiled peanuts self serve tubs except for the 7-elevens and circle-ks
    it must only be for show though, everyone knows you only get boiled peanuts on the side of the road from random hicks cooking 'em in huge pots on cheap propane burners

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the inhabitants

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's unbearably hot, which makes people crazy, which contributes to the crime, that increases stress also

    in short, it's so fricking hot it makes people agitated, which makes them crazy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the humidity kills me. lived in santa fe for a little while, dry heat is fine, but florida frick you why would people choose to stay here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In my experience, hearing stories from my family, who are not my blood relatives, it was better than being killed by castro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >who are not my blood relatives
          then they are not family anon. that's what family is: people you're related to by blood.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Male prostitutes are not your family.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    let's not make a new connection between microplastics being prevalent in the body and encironment, cancer, and solvents, that would frick up everything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *environment

      holy shit I just found out when you leave the tab, the timer pauses

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