What to do after food poisoning

at least that's what i think it was. I was puking and shitting my guts out last night. Now i am so tired that all i want to do is eat candies and drink water. And i am someone who normally eats very healthy. But i am so weak that i can't even go to the store to buy stuff.
What do?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suffer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess just lay their in your bed until you die.

      Even in my weak state i can still kill both of you with my bare hands. So watch your fricking mouth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least I'm not shitting myself

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          GO TO THE BATHROOM YOURE SHITTING YOURSELF

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah yet

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kefir always puts my guts back to normal after a bout of poisoning.

            Lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the absolute despondent state of spoiled food crammers

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess just lay their in your bed until you die.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink the water and eat something salty to get your electrolytes back. If you've got meat eat that too, you need protein. Also slep

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Brawndo actually existed as an electrolyte replacement drink, I'd say drink that. Since it doesn't, Gatorade or similar. If Gatorade existed in the 1800s, a lot of people could have survived the Cholera epidemics. Also a good probiotic to rebuild what should be there.
    Otherwise, easy to digest, non-inflammatory foods are probably a good idea until your guts get back to normal.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now i am so tired that all i want to do is eat candies
    Please be in Saskatchewan

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >force vomit
    >empty my stomach
    >take paracetamol
    >take a nap
    works every fricking time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >works every fricking time
      How often are you getting food poisoning?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very rarely
        But when It happens, this works for me everytime

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very rarely
      But when It happens, this works for me everytime

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Indian

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. If I was poojeet I would get food poisoning and explosive diarrhea everyday
        It's like very rare for me. Plus never ate curry in my whole life

        you clearly never experienced real food poisoning. it makes you vomit uncontrollably for at least a day. even when your stomach is empty you will keep vomiting until bile comes out, and then it keeps going. hurts like hell. it can be over 25 times in 1 day. paired with terrible diarrhea.

        also paracetamol doesn't do anything against food poisoning, it's a regular pain killer and has minor fever reducing properties (which is not even in present when you get food poisoning).

        stop lying. food poisoning can be so worse that you have to go to ER, or even worse, that you die.

        if you live in a first world country you probably never get it tho.. most likely to happen in unsanitary third world country shitholes

        25 times in 1 day ?
        nah, that's some real hard shit that I don't want to experience it .
        But the paracetamol trick works for me when get to have stomach aches and feel nauseated

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you clearly never experienced real food poisoning. it makes you vomit uncontrollably for at least a day. even when your stomach is empty you will keep vomiting until bile comes out, and then it keeps going. hurts like hell. it can be over 25 times in 1 day. paired with terrible diarrhea.

      also paracetamol doesn't do anything against food poisoning, it's a regular pain killer and has minor fever reducing properties (which is not even in present when you get food poisoning).

      stop lying. food poisoning can be so worse that you have to go to ER, or even worse, that you die.

      if you live in a first world country you probably never get it tho.. most likely to happen in unsanitary third world country shitholes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A streamer I watch (Northernlion) got both Campylobacter and Salmonella at the same time. Not sure how he managed to do this in Canada but yeah he tested positive for both.

        He almost died while the medical system jerked him around for 3 weeks before he got antibiotics.

        But yeah most people confuse mild indigestion with 'food poisoning'.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn that must have got him really sick. i hear stories about doctors saying it's nothing more and more. it's pretty scary.

          last time went to the hospital because i felt a lump in one of my testicles (which can be cancer). the guy felt and said no, there is nothing. i told him then why do i feel it myself.. he continued for 30 sec and found it. luckily it was benign, but those motherfrickers are getting worse by the day. like they want you to die.. nowadays you have to keep insisting that something is wrong and you don't leave until they have examined it correctly. else they just discard you like nothing is wrong.

          i'm starting to lose my faith in the medical system/doctors and lost my faith in the pharma industry a long time ago. pharma is all about the money, curing you is just an afterthought

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          NL please stop posting about this, it was forever ago, you need to stop milking it for anecdotes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >25 times in 1 day
        Jesus, where do you live that has such dangerous bacteria? I've got food poisoning a bunch, and I'm usually through vomiting and diarrhea by afternoon time. It usually starts for me between 6 and 8 am, and in that time I'll probably vomit 5-10 times MAX.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >taking the chemical israelite for no reason
      Found the american.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paracetamol
        >American

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think that america doesnt have paracetamol fricking moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you think that america doesnt have paracetamol fricking moron
            What?
            Tylenol is not paracetamol or acetaminophen. It is tylenol, you dumb fricking twat.
            Don't talk shit unless you want to eat shit and live, motherfricker

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And i am someone who normally eats very healthy.
    Apparently you don't...

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat simple carbs with salt like white rice and crackers + water.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything you can hold down. 7up, salty chicken noodle soup, tea, ibuprophen, benadryl, diner breakfast foods. As soon as you get to heavy foods like a hamburger, you've got it beat. Until then I'm normally migrained and my g.i. will send everything inside of me both directions.
    Don't eat unpopular take out items that sit on the line too long. Don't buy that frozen pizza that's $2 off and has probably frozen and thawed 5 times. Don't go back to the same Jimmy Johns that got you last time.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only solution is to eat the same exact thing you ordered from the (mexican) restaurant you ordered from.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did you have to give you food poisoning?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food is fuel, if you're ill eat high octane fuel to recover. Just don't eat too much high octane fuel.

    If your body craves candy then eat some, in moderation. Your body is fighting a war and it wants calories, not cabbages.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your mom's body fought a war with my cabbage

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You vomit all you can then get a jug of water, force drink and vomit it out.
    Get strong laxatives so you shit it out and go to the hospital asap.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do?
    amphetamines

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hydrate and rest. Eat some toast, maybe a boiled egg.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink Pedialyte/Gatorlyte. Take dayquil. Eat oatmeal. Done.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost 15lbs during food poison
    >some reason never gain it back
    >heh literally free weight lost
    best thing that happened to me minus feeling like a zombie

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Activated charcoal, lots of it. It'll bind to whatever the frick you ate. Once I ate some funky fish at a wedding and couldn't puke no matter how much I tried, so in desperation I ate the charcoal my friend uses to fill those aquarium filters. It worked, but I was shitting black for some days.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be a medic. I was doing the overnight and got called off the couch for a “suicide attempt” for some frick who ate maybe 12 tylenol. I usually had some sort of sympathy and bring them a coke from the vending machine if they need to get a bottle of charcoal down. Not that night though. I made him drink two bottles of charcoal and he puked everywhere. Then he got to hang out in psych hold for the next few days. butthole. I’m not a medic anymore for obvious reasons.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you still have an appetite then it wasn't bad food poisoning.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gatorade and electrolit
    T. had bad food poisoning shitting and puking for like 5 or 6 hours until grandma gave those drinks

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squeeze some Lime (lime is preferred over lemons)into a glass. Put some grounded pepper into it. Mix well and Drink it. Also works for diarrhoea.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just lie in bed and drink water. You won't starve as long as you have bodyfat so don't worry, just let your body fix itself.

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