What would a Sad Meal contain?

What would a Sad Meal contain?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just a picture of you on the toilet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know anon, that'd probably really make me laugh

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The normal contents. Those were always sad.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your mom

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    family photos from a time where the parents weren't divorced

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the perfectly fresh contents of a happy meal from 1999

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A little grimace figurine with a little button-activated voiceline that says you're a worthless frick-up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just have a guy in a grimace suit chase you down and try to sodomize you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        already? its not even my birthday yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Empty buns, flat coke, cold stale fries (no ketchup), and this

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Id eat her disciplinary loaf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this the girl that larps as being japanese?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but she's actually from Rhode island (emmymadeinjapan)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      emmy can get it (my tube steak)

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cold, soggy fries, spoiled milkshake with unidentified particulate, underfilled apple pie

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    half eaten cheese burger, soggy small fries, warm coke with the ice melted, and a cigarette that's already lit. two shooters of JD

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >niccccce

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want steve to hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay when SHTF.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gotta love the dedicated ciggy compartment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Disinterested Chewing STOPS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you, some kind of cow chewing grass?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least I know how to work a cud saw

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/34q8noU.png

            What would a Sad Meal contain?

            Why aren't they including cow tounge ice cream an cow tounge e-girlis?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I have seem this film, is it about a Korean guy that gets locked in a room for years and gassed occasionally?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What film is this?
      I hope there is a ANGRY MEAL thread too..
      I want a meal with a weapon in it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        DHMIS

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dammit!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ANGRY MEAL

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    happy meal with baby carrots instead of fries and homework instead of a toy

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nails, syringes, poop, stuff in that general vein

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a sad MEAL, you fricking clowns!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anythings edible once

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A cigarette, a coffee and 2 slices of bread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soggy matches to light that cig, soggied up by the spilt coke.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A guy I used to work for called that the Frownie Meal back in the mid 1990s, we just considered it to the standard contents.
    Yeah soggy underdone fries bending around, a crispy burger that crunches, but maybe a bag of coke like the one found on some Biden white house internal steps, I don't recall any explaination being told to the public about that.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP's wiener

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    An open plastic bag with the toy removed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that like fortune cookies from Chinese joints when there's no fortune included? Sometimes I've gotten two fortunes in one cookie so it kind of evens up.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    McDonald's food.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The contents of a normal happy meal but with a mirror at the bottom.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheeseburger with only 1 bun and double the pickles.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was about to comment and say they've done one, but turns out it was burger king. Apparently they all had the same meal inside

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Apparently they all had the same meal inside
      this says a lot about the society

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >salty meal
      >picture of stick figure wiener and balls
      Nice

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, Brain, but if they called them Sad Meals, kids wouldn't want them.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A gun and a message.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A form you filled out when you were 6 saying what your hopes and dreams for the future were.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A little disposable plastic cup of bottom shelf hard liquor and a squashed white bread PB&J in a plastic baggie.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely plain long grain rice, cooked without any salt at all

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any of the meals I make and blog post on here that get zero (you)'s.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That breakfast pizza you loved from elementary school but its so overcooked it doesn't taste good

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    expired burned reheated meat with tasteless rice or 3-4 days bread and some raw vegetables

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      also the raw vegetables have been sitting in the fridge for weeks/months

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo mama's cooking

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom hates me

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sappy meal
    >food is stuff you didn't order
    >the toy is a depleted button battery

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a cigarette and a multivitamin

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Australia that's still a happy meal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor strayans will never have a happy meal until the northern hemisphere comes out with the sad meal

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    spicy bloody mary
    shot of vodka
    sugar free red bull
    and an apple

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Br00tal

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a pack of camle wides, a couple tallboys of natty daddy, and 3 cold hard assorted tornados

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