Because Disney wanted to make you eat ze bugz since your childhood. Emperors' new groove? The Lion King? They are playing the long game. It's all been in planning since FOREVER! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Man, Earth ended up so gross and weird when "vertebrates" took over. >normal life forms: >sensitive organs with armor over it >Earth life forms >sensitive organs wrapped awkwardly around sticks of armor that are 500% more likely to injure than protect >literally the most important part of the nervous system in this crunchy stick of armor that's easily broken >most dominant race dies because they trip and fall on the ground in their natural habitat >also their spines are vertical despite CLEARLY not being designed for it, can't even go 100 years without them wearing down
You people are freaks. FREAKS. >inb4 muh lung capacity
>>also their spines are vertical despite CLEARLY not being designed for it
as opposed to a spine that stiffly holds you awkwardly upright without the ability to bend it?
You think that's bad, look at how they reproduce. >internal impregnation >female carries a single entire offspring around for months >nearly rips herself in half squirting it out
Eggs are so much more efficient.
Like the pill bugs from emperor's new groove
Why does it look so good?
Because Disney wanted to make you eat ze bugz since your childhood. Emperors' new groove? The Lion King? They are playing the long game. It's all been in planning since FOREVER! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Does it live primarily on land?
Yes. I've eaten grasshoppers and they taste like prawns. Basically most arthropods taste similar after cooking.
Man, Earth ended up so gross and weird when "vertebrates" took over.
>normal life forms:
>sensitive organs with armor over it
>Earth life forms
>sensitive organs wrapped awkwardly around sticks of armor that are 500% more likely to injure than protect
>literally the most important part of the nervous system in this crunchy stick of armor that's easily broken
>most dominant race dies because they trip and fall on the ground in their natural habitat
>also their spines are vertical despite CLEARLY not being designed for it, can't even go 100 years without them wearing down
You people are freaks. FREAKS.
>inb4 muh lung capacity
shut up you stupid homosexual
Probably like old shrimp because that's what crickets taste like.
Do your part to end mammalian oppression by killing yourself.
vertebrate website
>>also their spines are vertical despite CLEARLY not being designed for it
as opposed to a spine that stiffly holds you awkwardly upright without the ability to bend it?
Upright was a mistake
You think that's bad, look at how they reproduce.
>internal impregnation
>female carries a single entire offspring around for months
>nearly rips herself in half squirting it out
Eggs are so much more efficient.
muh lung capacity
post your books
Probably just bitter and earthy like tilapia or some other bottom feeding freshwater fish.
>"LOOK MOMMY I POSTED ABOUT THE SILLY BUGS AGAIN!"