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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you even find this shit? Do you just go on YouTube and search for "soyjak klondike"?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be cultured

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how much money have these guys made just on sponsorships i wonder
      it's like 15 straight years of product shilling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC no one has sponsored them, probably because they do talk shit about something each episode. they have youtube money, patreon equivalent, PPV shows, live shows, shit ton of merch, other websites with ads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might be the most israeli thing I’ve seen all month

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stab someone in the temple with a tent stake.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd drag Caitlyn Jenners balls through a mile of broken glass just to lick the wrapper.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chew 5 Gum.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so by that logic eating a klondike bar is what it feels like to chew 5 gum....

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike
    Well, I'd do anything for a blonde-dike
    And she'll do anything for the limelight
    And we'll do anything when the time's right
    Ugh, baby, you're makin' it (harder, better, faster, stronger)

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do your dad. For free or the hundredth time.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought that once and don't even remember it, is it foamy like the russian stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally just vanilla ice cream

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So basically just half of this and worse to handle

        grim

        They're great, and even better frozen. Polacks have them too but they're worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grim

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spend $2.50 for a box of six.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    work a job so i can have money to buy them

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they weren’t dead, just grab one from my grandparents fridge

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I PREFER THE TWIX OR WHATEVER ONES BUT I ALSO WOULD RATHER JUST AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would go on a crusade to conquer the middle east and in every major city i would erect a giant obsian statue of a klondike bar.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the olde tymie ice cream trucks where one could get just about anything.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only eat Eskimo Pies, which have been cancelled.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >which have been cancelled.
      Why would those be cancelled? Were they offensive to some culturally sensitive focus group from easily offended b***h women? The little yapping dog types. What's next on the idiot focus group ban list, devil dogs and twinkies?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get ready

        >In wake of the 2020-2021 George Floyd protests, the name was changed to Edy's Pie, in recognition of Dreyer's co-founder, candy maker Joseph Edy. The former name used the term Eskimo, a term considered offensive by some for American Inuit, Yupik, and Aleut peoples.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Love how Saint George got so many non-whites erased from culture.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So they’re still around, just with a different name? You’re b***hing about nothing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've dated one and a half Alaska natives. Neither liked being called any of those (well the yupik one didn't mind being called Yupik but no one not from Alaska even knows wtf a Yupik even is) and both preferred being called Eskimo to "Inuit" since Inuit, I was told, refers to a single specific ethnicity that neither of them were. It's like calling a Croatian "Italian" just because they happen to live near each other.
          Also, my missus is brown (I have a type, I guess) and really fricking hates when wypipo get offended on her behalf.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, and the half one is Tlingit IE not even a related people to any of the ones mentioned in

            Get ready

            >In wake of the 2020-2021 George Floyd protests, the name was changed to Edy's Pie, in recognition of Dreyer's co-founder, candy maker Joseph Edy. The former name used the term Eskimo, a term considered offensive by some for American Inuit, Yupik, and Aleut peoples.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Colonizer?! I 'ardly just met 'er!
            Based.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you enjoy eating her Eskimo pie?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEHOLD THE DEVIL DOGS

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These aren't even good

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >klondike bar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like they're out of klondike bars but have plenty of beers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess so.

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