What would you do if you go to a restaurant and they serve your beer in a fricking mason jar? I would flip my shit

What would you do if you go to a restaurant and they serve your beer in a fricking mason jar? I would flip my shit

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you wouldn't do shit lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would walk up to the bar, look the bartender directly in the eye, pour the mason jar out all over the bar, and order him to pour me a new beer in a proper pint glass

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a large glass with a handle to offset my withdrawal induced tremors

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would I do? If I went to a restaurant and they had the gall to serve my beer in a fricking mason jar? Ohhh, you know what I’d do? I’d drink it.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would drink it because I'm not a gay homosexual like you.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't order another but I wouldn't autism out over it. You know that if this happens its probably the owner's wife just trying to do some cutesy shit and he just lets her because he loves her. Its not worth being upset about.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Points pinky out while sipping my Mason Jar beer
      "Women", I mutter under my breath

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a cup, its okay, your macro brew isn't going to taste worse out of a mason jar.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fair. The size of a mason jar pictured being 12oz makes me think they absolutely just opened a can and poured it, though. I guess the added benefit is that it's not going to be completely flat, if that's the case

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me bartender at some shitty restaurant
      >frickinghipsters.vinyl
      >some fatass in a greasy anime shirt gets his beer brought at the table
      >can see him trembling visibly, the fat rolls shaking like slime
      >he gets up somehow despite his hot sauce collection pouch getting stuck in the chair
      >waddles up to the bar, can see he has gotten even sweatier than before from the most exercize he's gotten in a year
      >mutters something too low for me to get
      >"I'm sorry you're gonna have to speak up bro"
      >"...don't like glass"
      >"Bummer, that's all we got, you're gonna have to deal with it, unless you want a plastic cup"
      >"...s'fine"
      >waddles back to chair while spaghetti spills everywhere

      That's what would happen you gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, meant to answer to this homo

        I would walk up to the bar, look the bartender directly in the eye, pour the mason jar out all over the bar, and order him to pour me a new beer in a proper pint glass

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it's stupid and really confused messaging. You obviously didn't ferment that beer in a mason jar. You're not brewing beer one mason jar at a time. But whatever, it's not a big deal.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >huh they served it in a mason jar
    and I'll just drink it, no big deal

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always explicitly ask the waiter what they have bottled, if they don't have anything besides tap I order something else

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking
    millennial detected

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you the silent generation or something? everyone swears gen x swears a lot too. So what are you?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would leave because it means they paid for glasses even though the distributors give them away for free

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once they served me cola in a mason jar and I asked the waitress, "hey, can I get a knife to spread it? HaHA!", but she just groaned and no one laughed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She should've got that knife for you but plunged it deep into your jugular to spare us from you making a post and to finally end your own misery.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >huhuh she shudda went to jail for moida huhuhuh
        You're a fricking moron with your fricking moron post.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not moida, just a very late term abortion!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you tell her to add a tail

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as it is $2 a jar then it is acceptable

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I would flip my shit
    You wouldnt do anything you fricking fairy, shut the frick up

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mason jars are the "peak performance" beer service device. It's okay to be wrong, just understand that you are objectively wrong.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mason jars are NOT for drinking. Cringe shitshole bars just serve drinks in them so their redditor customers can feel special drinking their $12 "super imperial hazy mango IPA"

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A large vessel with a rebated rum helps you smell things when you go in for a drink, the Ball Glass Jar or Mason Jar serves the same purpose as a Tulip Glass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rim. not rum

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    At that point just give me the can or bottle.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We used to drink out of those because we were poor. One year for Christmas our grandmother got us a 24 pack of those red cups. Wasn't long before they were all lost or broke and we were back to drinking from jars.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I would flip my shit
    why?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To sear it on the other side.

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