>ORANGE JUICE >BAKED BUN AND BUTTER >COLESLAW SALAD >GRILLED LAGOON PRAWNS IN HOT CHILLI SAUCE >BUTTER NAAN WITH CHUTNEY >WATALAPPAN, BECAUSE I AM CULTURED AND KNOW WHAT THIS IS >BLACK COFFEE
it's not a restaurant. it's the menu in the srilankan presidential palace, exclusive for their president's family. i think some jeet took the photo while they stormed the place earlier
That makes sense. It's definitely his wiping hand. Fricking subhumans. And I'm sure that lavish but eclectic mess of a menu will be good publicity for the president they already want impaled on a stick.
fresh orange juice
freshly baked bun & butter
grilled lagoon prawns in hot chili sauce
butter naan with chutney
buffalo curd in mini clay pot topped with treacle
black coffee
thank you darren.
>Watalappam (also called watalappan or vattalappam) (Sinhala: වටලප්පන්, Tamil: வட்டலாப்பம், Sri Lankan Malay: serikaya) is a coconut custard pudding made of coconut milk or condensed milk, jaggery, cashew nuts, eggs, various spices, including cardamom, cloves,[1] and nutmeg, and sometimes thick pandan juice or grated vanilla pods
Pudding made out of coconuts. Interesting.
i looked it up too. sounds great, but i’m really feeling that yogurt-molasses.
I make payasam, an indian pudding with coconut milk, that sound pretty similar. My favorite is jackfruit payasam. The food I'd probably compare payasam's taste to is melted ice cream.
>it's the menu in the srilankan presidential palace
why is it in english then
I assume it's an India situation where English is the defacto language, especially among elites, even if it's not most people's first language.
how the frick am i supposed to order any of that shit without any pictures?
oj, coleslaw, bread and butter... okay, but what the frick is a salmon rosette?
roasted chicken with... a 'demi glace' sauce?
what the frick is mutton?
what the FRICK is a tempered cashew nut?
Two of everything.
>
The state of white pride in Alabama
AND Don't skimp on the pate
A man of culture
i'd like to leave
Something to clean my fingernail
Iceberg wedge salad, ranch on the side.
fresh orange juice. that is all.
The frick kind of mix of cuisines is that?
Apperantly this is what corrupted schizophreniac presidents in South Asia like
the sri lanka guy?
Yeah, I think. The symbol looks like the one they have on their flag
prawns
mushrooms
cashews
bun and butter
green tea
For me, it's gruel
who's pissing off the mushrooms and cashews?
What? That doesn't even make sense. They're dunking them in water to improve the hardness.
Then watallapan?
I'll have the Butter Naan with Chutney, but take the platters OFF the table, you lazy fricks.
I'll have the Buffalo turd covered with nipple
SERVE ME
>ORANGE JUICE
>BAKED BUN AND BUTTER
>COLESLAW SALAD
>GRILLED LAGOON PRAWNS IN HOT CHILLI SAUCE
>BUTTER NAAN WITH CHUTNEY
>WATALAPPAN, BECAUSE I AM CULTURED AND KNOW WHAT THIS IS
>BLACK COFFEE
similar taste, bro
Disgustingly filthy finger.
Also
>sri lankan resto
>but inexplicably with hummus and pita
>no hoppers or string hoppers
Yeah, I'm not eating here.
it's not a restaurant. it's the menu in the srilankan presidential palace, exclusive for their president's family. i think some jeet took the photo while they stormed the place earlier
That makes sense. It's definitely his wiping hand. Fricking subhumans. And I'm sure that lavish but eclectic mess of a menu will be good publicity for the president they already want impaled on a stick.
>it's the menu in the srilankan presidential palace
why is it in english then
whatever watallapan is and the check, pajeet.
its just sugar
raw jaggery is better and smoky
fresh orange juice
freshly baked bun & butter
grilled lagoon prawns in hot chili sauce
butter naan with chutney
buffalo curd in mini clay pot topped with treacle
black coffee
thank you darren.
>Watalappam (also called watalappan or vattalappam) (Sinhala: වටලප්පන්, Tamil: வட்டலாப்பம், Sri Lankan Malay: serikaya) is a coconut custard pudding made of coconut milk or condensed milk, jaggery, cashew nuts, eggs, various spices, including cardamom, cloves,[1] and nutmeg, and sometimes thick pandan juice or grated vanilla pods
Pudding made out of coconuts. Interesting.
i looked it up too. sounds great, but i’m really feeling that yogurt-molasses.
I make payasam, an indian pudding with coconut milk, that sound pretty similar. My favorite is jackfruit payasam. The food I'd probably compare payasam's taste to is melted ice cream.
I assume it's an India situation where English is the defacto language, especially among elites, even if it's not most people's first language.
>orange juice
Frick you, bring me Mountain Dew & vodka, like civilized people drink for breakfast.
>mountain dew and vodka for breakfast
Same here, anon.
How do you roast a soup?
how the frick am i supposed to order any of that shit without any pictures?
oj, coleslaw, bread and butter... okay, but what the frick is a salmon rosette?
roasted chicken with... a 'demi glace' sauce?
what the frick is mutton?
what the FRICK is a tempered cashew nut?
what do you cu/ck/s know about sri lankan cuisine?
>green tea and hummus with pita bread to start
>grilled prawns with coleslaw salad
One bigmac with extra onions
A large diet coke hold the ice
20 pc chicken mcnuggets
Large french fries
You'll get fat.
>I'll take the lot... With the eggs on top!