Based prisioner sending a huge fat middle finger to all the other ones who outlived him
He's alsp saving our tax money so Israel can nuke more babies and falseflag about it tho so kinda cringe
Based prisioner sending a huge fat middle finger to all the other ones who outlived him
He's alsp saving our tax money so Israel can nuke more babies and falseflag about it tho so kinda cringe
https://i.imgur.com/l09TnTj.jpg
Fuck this piece of shit for ending last meals in Texas
Microwave popcorn uncooked >Gobble it all up >Get the chair >Chair fries my head >Everyone is sad >Suddenly popcorn out of every orifice >People eat the popcorn >They are happy >Jesus looks down and smiles
Deep Dish Pizza
Mashed Potatoes
A platter of soft-baked chocolate-chip cookies with a bowl of chocolate buttercream to dip them in
A gallon of chocolate milk
>medium rare prime rib with the strongest prepared horseradish available and a side of broccoli >shredded chicken chimichanga with pico, sour cream, and guac >bbq pork bahn mi >NY-style cheesecake >a bottle of mandarin-flavored Jarritos
>What would you request as your last meal?
An apple pie with a filling of prison keys
Freshly squeezed helicopter parked outside
A large side order of gun
And a cup of green tea
One. Single. Raw. Potato.
Why? Allow me to explain. If you know for a fact that they are going to kill you by electric chair, ask for the biggest potato possible. When you receive the potato, lodge the whole thing in your ass. When you get to the electric chair and they ask you for your final words, announce to the whole room "I have a potato shove in my ass and it's going to cook while I fucking die and there's nothing you can do about it!"
Two things will happen here. One, you get tackled by a bunch of cops and they will do the gayest thing they have ever done by fisting your asshole until they pull the mighty spud from the depths of Neverland, which you will call them out for doing before your demise, or two, you get to cook a potato in your bum as your last hurrah. No matter what, you win either way.
A ham and cheese omelet from waflle house. with an order of hashbrowns scattered, smothered, triple covered, chunked, and topped. And a side of sausage.
op's cock and balls on a plate
two boxes of 20pc mcnuggets with curry sauce and barbecue sauce and pepsi max to wash it down
>Curry AND BBQ
You really are a psychopath
One billion chicken nuggets
4 petabytes worth of ice cream
One large starbucks macchiato
I would just say I'm not hungry lmao
Get fucked cops
The cops would just throw a party while you die and eat all your nuggets
>one billion chicken magnuggets soiled with dirt
There you go
>I would just say I'm not hungry lmao
This actually happened once and the prisons in one state ended the practice of having last meals
Based prisioner sending a huge fat middle finger to all the other ones who outlived him
He's alsp saving our tax money so Israel can nuke more babies and falseflag about it tho so kinda cringe
>Mindbroken /misc/homosexual bringing up Israel for no reason
This board is mine
This site is mine
You can do nothing about it
Wrong board
Wrong board
>>>/b/
>>>/a/
Wrong board
This was his order, if anyone's curious
Masonry should never be painted.
That's not true. Cinderblock needs painted. Stucco needs painted. And you need to go outside
I would be too depressed to eat anything
they put you on death row for years. i think you'll have enough time to come to peace with it
three chicken sandwiches from chikfila
2L coca cola, ice cold
an entire apple pie
a quart of quality vanilla icecream
For me? It would have to be the Gandolfini
He died like a king.
the black coffee with the sad smile
A California burrito.
Chicken tikka masala.
Shock top 12 pack.
Chili cheese fries.
Pistachio ice cream for desert.
Nothing. Get it over with. It's a dumb tradition anyway. If you are going to be executed, why bother giving any sort of elaborate ceremony.
Mom's spaghetti.
Microwave popcorn uncooked
>Gobble it all up
>Get the chair
>Chair fries my head
>Everyone is sad
>Suddenly popcorn out of every orifice
>People eat the popcorn
>They are happy
>Jesus looks down and smiles
Deep Dish Pizza
Mashed Potatoes
A platter of soft-baked chocolate-chip cookies with a bowl of chocolate buttercream to dip them in
A gallon of chocolate milk
Now that's funny
some pussy
cant die a virgin
A certain asshole ruined last meals in Texas. May he forever rot in hell
Fuck this piece of shit for ending last meals in Texas
He's most likely a sociopath or at least on the spectrum. Not an ounce of humanity.
Look at the empty eyes.
>grainy low quality jpeg
>you can tell loOk aT tHe EyEs
stfu pseud. youre probably the one on the spectrum if you assume all this shit from one image
>medium rare prime rib with the strongest prepared horseradish available and a side of broccoli
>shredded chicken chimichanga with pico, sour cream, and guac
>bbq pork bahn mi
>NY-style cheesecake
>a bottle of mandarin-flavored Jarritos
fire cheetos and takis and ghost pepper sauce, better get use to the heat down there.
Oh yeah and couple of those 3 liter Dr Peppers kek
50mg of fentanyl and a cup of jasmine tea
Raw pork meat
Taytay's lemonade, straight from the source.
Glass of water and then get on with the show.
Pasta Bake with a Dr Pepper and a dunhill blue
chicken pot pie
side of cottage cheese
mexican coke
scoop of vanilla ice cream
blindfolded with a cigarette, shoot me in the face
sorry mama
>What would you request as your last meal?
An apple pie with a filling of prison keys
Freshly squeezed helicopter parked outside
A large side order of gun
And a cup of green tea
I'll just take a side order of midnight pardon for all that trouble
Hispanicy butter chicken
taco bell cheese burrito
baked beans
shot of expresso
a glass of prune juice
One. Single. Raw. Potato.
Why? Allow me to explain. If you know for a fact that they are going to kill you by electric chair, ask for the biggest potato possible. When you receive the potato, lodge the whole thing in your ass. When you get to the electric chair and they ask you for your final words, announce to the whole room "I have a potato shove in my ass and it's going to cook while I fucking die and there's nothing you can do about it!"
Two things will happen here. One, you get tackled by a bunch of cops and they will do the gayest thing they have ever done by fisting your asshole until they pull the mighty spud from the depths of Neverland, which you will call them out for doing before your demise, or two, you get to cook a potato in your bum as your last hurrah. No matter what, you win either way.
A ham and cheese omelet from waflle house. with an order of hashbrowns scattered, smothered, triple covered, chunked, and topped. And a side of sausage.
Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper