What would your final meal be?

What would your final meal be?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably steak and grilled shrimp with red wine and hot blueberry pie for dessert.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fried catfish and collard greens
    >coleslaw
    >fried okra
    >sliced cheddar and apple
    >kiwis and blueberries
    >strawberry hot fudge milkshake

    all eaten while i watch Ben Hur

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything my mom cooks as a main
    a dozen deviled eggs
    a jar of pickles and olives served in a bloody mary
    a medium steak
    Chocolate ice cream to finish

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A nap. Like God I'm tired.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      heard. fricking heard.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    some b***h's hairy pussy after being outside all day on a hike

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A true man of culture

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seafood chowder
    >goma ae
    >fried clams, scallops, prawns
    >mussels in garlic and white wine
    >fresh bread
    >linguine alfredo 1/2 order
    >lemon rice 1/2 order
    >sparkling mineral water
    >pinot grigio
    >vanilla iced cream
    >slice of black forest cake
    >2% milk

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 everlasting gobstobber

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    18 apple cores (with seeds) blended to a smoothie, with a a side of the green part of Rhubarb, a handful of green almonds and a glass of room temp water

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha i just watched the King of the Hill episode where they talked about this and decided to try it.

    anyways send someone to the store to get me two of those big-ass 300mg Delta 8 gummies so i can get the munchies.
    >72-ounce Steak ala The Big Texan steak challenge
    >huge sushi boat like picrel
    >12-pack tacos, XXL steak burrito and Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell
    >seafood platter with shrimps, oysters, clams, scallops, mussels and octopus in various states of preparedness (some things has one serving fried, then another serving boiled, and some raw,), fried catfish and gator tail nuggies
    >Grandy's (local/regional restaurant chain) french fries and chicken nuggets
    >Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich
    >chocolate chip M&M cookies
    >bunch of milk
    >three bottles of mexican coca-cola
    >pint each of rocky road and vanilla

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a pack of marlboro reds and a dr pepper.
    if they make a stink about the smokes I’ll crap in my hands and rub it all over myself

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chinese all you can eat and they will have to cancel the execution date a few times

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The classics of what my mother would cook for me. Rice and ground beef. Potato and ground beef soft taco. Hamburger on sandwich bread. Carrot cake as well, which is mine and my mother's favorite. I think it would make me feel more comfortable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOMMAS BOY
      >MOMMAS BOY
      MOMMAS BOY
      >MOMMAS BOY

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the correct answer is always the same:
    the executioner.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prime rib with horseradish
    Garlic mashed potatoes
    Roasted brussel sprouts
    Hot fudge brownie sundae

    If alcohol is allowed I'll take a mid range malbec

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly kind of wish you could dive into the memories of someone in the 50s and experience the advancement in home cooking options and overall canning technology in the moment it really started to industrialize.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This stuff is still around.
        My parents love it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah was gonna say this
          it's literally still at Walmart just doesn't have the funny yellow man on it anymore. it's fricking awful though and the only person I've ever seen eat it was a benzo addict who probably didn't even know where they were at the time.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    40 mcnuggets with various sauces and thirty minutes to browse Culinaly

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 daily doubles from mcdonalds
    cheesy gordita crunch
    spicy deluxe chik fil a sandwich
    arbys curly fries
    dr pepper

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A big tub of lard and a keg of belgian ale. They'll have fun cleaning the horrors after I'm gone

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I'd go for the deadly shit like tacos de sesos since I hear there's always a risk of contracting prions. But in Mexico I swear these things smell so delicious when they're making them on the street.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cup of black hazelnut coffee and a cigarette. Maybe a some vodka too, but I doubt a prison would bother with alcohol like that.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would not eat for a few days beforehand
    > double shakeshack burger w/ cheese
    > 2 dave's hot chicken sliders
    > carne asada fries
    > 2 slices of supreme pizza
    > baked mac n' cheese
    > caesar salad
    > hot apple pie & frozen custard

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why bother eating?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the warden's mom's pussy

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably KFC (in australia, before you americans say 'kfc is shit!', its god tier here).

    also id welcome death at this point. im nearly 31, no job, no house, no wife, no kids, im running out of time and if i was told i had to go sleepytime forever, i wouldnt care much.
    the best part about going to sleep isnt that you get to wake up in the morning, its that you dont have to deal with any more bullshit.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bottle of dogshit whisky and a bag of roast beef Monster Munch.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waffle House with my wife

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sausages and milkybars.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand, I'm not having my final meal yet

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a bottle of white wine (gato Black)
    personal three cheese pizza from red swan with garlic dip
    tiramisu from paliotti's (local place)
    benson & hedges deluxe 100 cigarette

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