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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 boston creams

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boston Cream, Jelly, Long John/Maple Bar, and Old-Fashioned.

      One thing that works nicely is asking for them to assort within a certain type. Asking for assorted frosted donuts or assorted filled donuts lets you get the type of donut you like, but also gives the benefits of an assorted dozen.

      idk, I find boston cream too much, and not in a good way, just all devolves into much. maybe just need to find a good one. I prefer jelly cause of contract.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'll go get some low calorie, vegan bread next door. Thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be pretty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's why I cheat on your smelly ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but make it gluten free or at least sourdough or I'll be puking in a few hours

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anime
      >horrid post about health in a thread of sweets
      I already know you’re an inaffable brown-nosing queer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a skinny health wacko and even I let loose once in a while.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Fatrick S. Tomlinson

      Kys gay ywnbarw

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just say fill it up with randoms because i’m not going to sit there and point out 12 things to the asian lady holding the tongs. awkward as hell.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boston Cream, Jelly, Long John/Maple Bar, and Old-Fashioned.

      One thing that works nicely is asking for them to assort within a certain type. Asking for assorted frosted donuts or assorted filled donuts lets you get the type of donut you like, but also gives the benefits of an assorted dozen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fortunately for me my local doughnut joint is staffed by kind white ladies who are perfectly willing to wait for you to tell them which flavors you want.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blueberry cake and a crullah, i don't care about the rest

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Split it between boston creams and fritters.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spicy flossy.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 each Apple fritter, maple bar, chocolate old fashioned.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not American so I haven't had most of these, but the bear claw is the biggest so I want to try that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Typically, apple fritters are the largest doughnuts.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mixed, no coconut

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 buttermilk bars, 3 devils food, 3 long johns and 3 boston cream

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 glazed and 6 old fashioned.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what'll it be fat boys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      none frick you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blueberry lemonade sounds good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm torn between
      >Blueberry Lemonade
      >Blueberry Pancake
      >Raspberry Fluff
      >S'mores
      >Strawberry Shortcake
      They all seem tasty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those donut holes look censored.
      Dirty bawds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. Those are cake donuts. I fricking hate cake donuts. I like real doughnuts. Y'know. Yeast-risen and made from dough.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting and overpriced

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2x
      French Cruller
      Boston Cream
      Devil's Food
      Jelly
      Bear Claw
      Apple Fritter

      Long John could be a replacement for some, like the Jelly, depending on what was available.

      None of this looks appetizing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao I used to work at this place for a few months, just walked off one day after they hired this Black person pedophile who was unironically moronic and started promoting him instantly

      Rasberry Fluff is my fav, after that probably glazed and peanut butter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That Black person was me. Stay mad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, artisanal "donuts" are fricking disgusting. Ridiculously overpriced, and always absurd. Why, no, I do NOT in fact want a donut covered in fricking breakfast cereal, you cretins.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These places are always the worst. They use the most shit dunkin-tier basic cake donut dough and pretend that topping them with colored icing and captain crunch makes them different and unique donuts. Most ironically have less cake donut variety than standard places (white, chocolate, blueberry) and are just all white cakes with shit toppings.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 maple
    3 strawberry
    1 devils food
    3 jelly filled
    1 bear claw
    1 coconut
    1 boston creme
    and I will not accept them unless you throw in a freebie with the dozen

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2, 6, 7, 12, and 17 are technically burgers

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have a large Chinese meal over 3 measly donuts, it's calorically the same.

    If you don't use donuts as actual meal replacement, but some snack, you are doing things wrong and are probably highly fat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL??

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 old fashioned

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 french crullers
    6 boston creme
    1 jelly
    That's a baker's dozen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dont get to choose the extra one, the vietnamese lady just adds it in to be nice

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want plain glazed yeast, chocolate frosted yeast, old fashioned, and a long john. There's a doughnut shop in Anaheim that has a cake one with bits of reese's on it. One of those.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunkin donuts does a brownie batter donut but only on valentines day(homosexuals) but it is the beat donut you can get from dunkin donuts and I'd buy a dozen if I could right now

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All maple bar

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those bottom 2 rows aren't doughnuts.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the shittiest looking bear claw I've ever seen.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Glazed
    >Vanilla Frosted
    >Strawberry frosted
    >Doughnut holes
    I'm a simple man

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cronuts aka croissant doughnuts are pretty darn good. I'd never go back to regular doughnuts after having them.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t leak yeast donuts.
    So I stick with old fashioned, blueberry , chocolate glazed , cider donuts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah brother, same
      Give me some frickin hefty dunkers, baby

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vd10it5.jpeg

      >what's in your dozen?

      Old Fashioned, nothing but Old Fashioned.

      Excellent taste

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but also

      https://i.imgur.com/U3pVvOq.jpeg

      boston cream and coconut, people always leave the coconut ones behind lucky for me!

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd display no poster which misspells DOUGHNUTS. Bullshit casual hipster garbage.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the 'plain cake' original not represented here? Not everyone wants syrups and glazes and fillings of fruit. None are superior for dipping in coffee, because coatings disrupt absorption and fillings fall in. Doesn't anyone appreciate a regular fricking doughnut anymore? They're bad enough as it is being deep fried sweet dough. Perhaps chocolate and creme anglaise are not necessary automatically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old fashioned is there you dolt

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blueberry cake and Old fashioned.
    Maple bar if I'm feeling frisky

    Captcha: WAWA

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have only ever seen 20% of these before
    Living at the arse end of everything is rough sometimes.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 crullers
    4 chocolate frosted
    4 lemon frosted
    simple as

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 maple bars
    2 chocolate bars
    2 apple fritters
    2 jelly filled
    2 boston cream
    2 old fashioned
    I fricking hate when people get a dozen donuts and it's half plain glazed

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    French Cruller, Old-Fashioned, Boston Cream, Glazed Twist.
    And these are local things, but curry donut and egg salad donut. Sounds weird, but I loved these growing up.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's in your dozen?

    Old Fashioned, nothing but Old Fashioned.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed that the more buttholesque a doughnut appears around its hole, the better it tends to taste. Why is this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better rising, better texture.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 old fashioned
    2 french cruller
    2 bear claw
    2 maple bacon bar
    2 cinnamon twist
    2 croissant donut
    1 spudnut

    Baker's dozen is 13.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 maples
    2 Bavarian creams
    2 raspberry jellies with a dusting of sugar
    2 old fashioned
    2 chocolate glazed

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The plain glazed yeast doughnut is the only true doughnut. All others are at best gilding the lily.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    11 old fashioneds and 1 strawberry frosted

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's my breakfast. Except the old fashioneds aren't donuts.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Six cruller and six sour cream

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 each of:
    Cruller
    Blueberry cake
    Old fashioned
    Boston cream
    Cronut
    Chocolate twist

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not proud of it, but I prefer these miniature crunchy (not really crunchy) Black folks to any "proper donut"

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 glazed. Anything else is just fru-fru.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old Fashioned, Bear Claw a couple Glazed and couple Sprinkles
    if you like any donuts stuffed you're a fatass

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ponut 😉

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 maple frosted custard bismarcks
    6 plain

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twelve glazed. I am not fricking around.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoah dude calm down, you're crazy

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fritter x 2
    cruller x 4
    cronut x 2
    baked x 2
    glazed x 2
    I like many donuts so anything is a compromise
    one time on a long car ride my wife and I witnessed a dude eating a long john with his hand wrapped around the center like he was beating his dick
    laughed about it on and off for the rest of the trip

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention that as we passed the dude on the highway he looked up at us like he was caught jacking it in a walmart women's clothes section

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