What's something I can drink that will make me need to pee less?

What's something I can drink that will make me need to pee less?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pee

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    antifreeze

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milk of magnesia

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything with electrolytes is better retained by your body compared to plain water. Too much sugar, alcohol, and caffeine will make you pee more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gatorade unironically. Basically everything this guy said.
      except the thing about sugar. sugar shouldn't make you thirsty or promote urination unless you have diabetes. sugar promotes hydration / effective water absorption.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A little bit of sugar does, but too much is kind of like having too much salt. It absorbs water. Actually it might not make you pee but can give you diarrhea.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sponges

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make me need to pee less
    if you're peeing it's because you need to

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dry soluble fiber.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gelatin. you need to drink a lot

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semen, of course.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ocean

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your body makes you pee when your blood sodium is low, add a dash of salt to your drinks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      better yet drink exclusively pickle juice

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a frickton of salt so you can retain that water

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This may just be my autism but I truly hate Using The Bathroom on pretty much every level. I use imodium and pepto daily to avoid shitting and I'm a world class pissjugger. If there was something I could be using to make me piss less, I'd be doing it. The best I've found is just being dehydrated though, also helps reduce the shitting. Stay thirsty, my friend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Using The Bathroom
      why did you type it like this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Bathroom is the name of a cosmic being

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schizophrenia. Using The Bathroom is the official title of a specific occurrence, more a proper name than just a collection of generic words.

        The Bathroom is the name of a cosmic being

        Basically, essentially, effectively, this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >world class pissjuger
      just use the toilet or your yard ffs
      i forget i share a website with you freaks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >toilet
        We covered this
        >yard
        I piss out the window a lot but it pretty much has to be a jug if for any reason that isn't workable at the moment.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Schizophrenia. Using The Bathroom is the official title of a specific occurrence, more a proper name than just a collection of generic words.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain the relationship between that jak and the quoted post.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlucky, beetus boy.
    Does sugar make you feel sleepy?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reduce water and salt intake

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ecstacy pills

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is funny if it's making fun of "what can I eat to lose weight"

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gunpowder and buckshot wienertail

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans can't drink water without sugar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mind your own business thirdie

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    instead of suffering a hypervolemic shock from loading yourself with salt and copious amounts of sugary drinks, why not just scrap all that and wear a diaper? atleast your kidneys won't be screaming and you won't have to deal with heart failure.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a whole pizza. I find that pizza causes dehydration and water retention. Whatever you do, don't do keto.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie's cum

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you need to pee less?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain the relationship between that jak and the quoted post.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is pee. It seems counterintuitive, but the more pee you drink, the less pee you will produce.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have a fetish?

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