It’s just a hype thing. Even at crumbl shops, they play their paid TikTok promos on the TVs. The one near me was always busy for about 2 months and the hype died quick. Now barely anyone goes lmao.
>all you can taste is subpar ingredients
Doesn't 'tasting the ingredients' apply to almost all food?
Plus how can you tell the ingredient quality unless you're actually there seeing what's put in it?
Alcohol and caffeine are forbidden to Mormons, so they end up eating a fucking ton of sugar and sweet shit. It's the same thing with dirty sodas.
Mormon here, this guy gets it. People are obsessed with Krispy Kreme donuts for the same reason.
They're okay, decent even, but each cookie is very, very rich - tons of butter and sugar. The pink one's only good because it has almond extract in its frosting. People buy them because they're quick and easy to share at big events, which is a thing in LDS/Mormon culture.
Personally, they're too expensive and I'd rather just make my own things, using the money for raw ingredients is much more efficient.
>using the money for raw ingredients is much more efficient.
Only if your time has no value, or you derive enough enjoyment from the act of making them itself.
I have a Mormon at work that's retard teir. Has diabetes and then bitches because the company provides a coffee machine with beans, while he chugs 6 packs of diet Dr Pepper.
Shit, it's even more retarded. They can't have "hot drinks" but even that just means coffee and tea, so they can still have hot chocolate and caffeinated sodas.
They’re so big and fluffy, anon!
It’s just a hype thing. Even at crumbl shops, they play their paid TikTok promos on the TVs. The one near me was always busy for about 2 months and the hype died quick. Now barely anyone goes lmao.
They taste good and they're mushy / soft.
I don't see what other reasons you'd need to eat there.
This. The chocolate chip is good and a couple other flavors are sort of worth buying once in a blue moon
>soft cookies
Fucking cancer
>He eats crunchy cookies
You are a monster.
Guilty as charged
>taste good
Wrong, all you can taste is subpar ingredients they use
>all you can taste is subpar ingredients
Doesn't 'tasting the ingredients' apply to almost all food?
Plus how can you tell the ingredient quality unless you're actually there seeing what's put in it?
they are owned by homophobic mormon bigots
fuck them so hard
Another reason to support them
no that's BAD
wtf i like crumble now?
no, you should HATE them
Why
yeah, well I LOVE them.
and LOVE wins, homosexual
This is the appeal, OP.
you should try having empathy for your fellow man
homosexuals are not human
>homophobic
based
>bigots
based
>mormon
never mind
Mormon here, this guy gets it. People are obsessed with Krispy Kreme donuts for the same reason.
They're okay, decent even, but each cookie is very, very rich - tons of butter and sugar. The pink one's only good because it has almond extract in its frosting. People buy them because they're quick and easy to share at big events, which is a thing in LDS/Mormon culture.
Personally, they're too expensive and I'd rather just make my own things, using the money for raw ingredients is much more efficient.
>using the money for raw ingredients is much more efficient.
Only if your time has no value, or you derive enough enjoyment from the act of making them itself.
Good
Should I go Mormon? Wouldn’t mind a couple wives.
How much money should I make first to afford all those women?
women
this
i will never give my money to a place that can't spell crumble correctly
Insomnia is so much better, have a better selection, are open later and they deliver. Crumbl sucks.
Marketing. That's all.
people are legitimately too lazy to make cookies
my problem with making cookies is then you have a shit ton of them.
inb4 amerifats tell you that's a good thing.
Your inability to scale a recipe tells me you don't belong here.
Cookies are meant for sharing
obsessed
It's so that you can take a picture of/with it and post it to your social media, like 90% of every other food trend
that’s 6000 cals of cookies
Alcohol and caffeine are forbidden to Mormons, so they end up eating a fucking ton of sugar and sweet shit. It's the same thing with dirty sodas.
I have a Mormon at work that's retard teir. Has diabetes and then bitches because the company provides a coffee machine with beans, while he chugs 6 packs of diet Dr Pepper.
Shit, it's even more retarded. They can't have "hot drinks" but even that just means coffee and tea, so they can still have hot chocolate and caffeinated sodas.
girls buy stupid shit.
film at 11.
How are cookies a girl thing? I've seen plenty of guys buy them.
Hell, my grandpa and I bought the peach ones last week.
w*men
I'm 37 years old, I'm grown, I cook, I clean, I work and I pay bills and STILL my stepdad called me a homosexual for coming home with crumbl cookies.