What's the best dinner cereal?

What's the best dinner cereal?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing like a bowl of dry Grapenuts for dinner (milk is too expensive).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I, too, enjoy name-brand gravel. Sure beats the store-brand stuff I cab scrape off the end of the driveway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At only 5 dollars a box this is not only nutritious, it's also frugal. This is like two whole dinners.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Milk prices have beat inflation while cereal is fricking like $7 a box now

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to form some kind of community butchery that has ties to farmers or hunters (is the latter legal?), because the best dinner for peasants has and will always be soups made with meat and bone offcuts, served with bread and butter but the bread is poisonous now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bones and off-cuts are trendy now because they were cheap, so they're inflated too.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Fruit Loops, but when I went to buy them they were using "natural dyes", the red being from insects, the black was just charred carbon, so they serve you bugs and coal and call it natural. It's showing they hate you and your children. Just being back the petrochemicals, or have they run out since peak oil already happened.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muesli

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Granola

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They changed the recipe
      Took my dehydrated apple
      I want it back it was the best part

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >our customers can barely be classified as human
    >as CEO, I will do everything in my power to squeeze every last penny from these mouthbreathing subhuman shufflers
    >the only mistake we've made so far is not going far enough
    >if elected, I will make every box of Special K $15, and no less!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like hot oats with lots of water for flavour and bulk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can I have some more porridge?
      >Please sir?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        More!?!?!?!?!
        Oliver Twist was a BAMF

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        More!?!?!?!?!
        Oliver Twist was a BAMF

        So you want some OAR, eh?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >collude to raise prices astronomically on every single consumer good
    >"hmm cereal for dinner seems to be a trend now"
    >"so let's make that expensive too"
    This is why billionaires deserve to be flayed alive after watching their children get raped and burned at the stake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a 401(k), you are the billionaire.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can i do the first part while you guys take care of the flaying?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *the second part
        Also can we cut the stake thing please

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast cereal is one of the worst things you could be buying if "high grocery prices" are a concern.
    Over $5 a box and you're getting next to no nutrition to compensate for all the added sugar, even if you spend an extra $3 on a gallon of milk. You'd genuinely be better off not eating dinner at all.

    But if you absolutely must have one, the BEST cereal for dinner is objectively brown rice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Objectively
      Why brown rice over oats or something?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Something that is probably
    CEO speaking out his ass or journalist twisting intent? Find out at 11

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch their media start publishing articles on how dinner is unhealthy and you should have one small snack between 5 and 8 pm instead once food prices rise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Skipping dinner
        Sounds like a recipe for shit sleep
        I skip breakfast

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1TG8RDe.jpg

      is right. The "intermittent fasting" meme has been spread for a couple years now in preparation for htis.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if some woke transgendered commie suggested people eat cereal for breakfast to save up for castration surgery methinks the peons would instead be singing zer praises
    funny, how the messenger has supplanted the message

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, we'd just ignore them since their life is inconsequential to the cost of my Capn Crunch.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    like in a movie I appear in front of the D'Agostino's, sales clerks beckoning for me to enter, and I'm using an expired coupon for a box of oatbran cereal and the girl at the checkout counter - black, dumb, slow - doesn't get it, doesn't notice the expiration date has passed even though it's the only thing I buy, and I get a small but incendiary thrill when I walk out of the store, opening the box, stuffing handfuls of the cereal into my mouth, trying to whistle "Hip to Be Square" at the same time, and then I've opened my umbrella and I'm running down Broadway, then up Broadway, then down again, screaming like a banshee, my coat open, flying out behind me like some kind of cape.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's so good, kids will ask for it by name!

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