What's the best microwave popcorn brand?

What's the best microwave popcorn brand?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jiffy Pop.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy
    >silicone popcorn bowl
    >kernels
    >flavicol
    >fake butter topping

    And your popcorn will be much better than the microwave stuff flavor-wisw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just do it in a pot with a splatter guard over it, there is no better way

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, I forgot about that. I use the silicone bowl because I didn't want to shell out money for a gigantic pot that I'd never use for anything else

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel is breddy gud

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have any good kettle corn recipies for home made?

      Is that like a instant pot for popcorn? I grew up making it on the stove in a pan.

      Buy
      >silicone popcorn bowl
      >kernels
      >flavicol
      >fake butter topping

      And your popcorn will be much better than the microwave stuff flavor-wisw

      >>fake butter topping
      wut?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flavacol is the seasoning movie theaters use for popcorn, and fake butter also imbues that movie theater taste; real melted butter just makes popcorn soggy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where did primordial man get his iodine from before 20th-century robber-baron companies started including it in table salt?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fish, shellfish, seaweed, eggs, dairy, liver, turkey, beans, potatoes...
            The soil was less depleted back then, so iodine levels in food were probably all higher. They didn't treat their water the way we do today so there was probably iodine in there, too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            from his weekly subscription of Soylent
            nice trips

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >trips
              >four nines
              Get glasses.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fake butter also imbues that movie theater taste; real melted butter just makes popcorn soggy
          >squirts half a cup of fake butter on his toasted corn for that movie theater taste

          That shit tastes terrible, just bring your own seasoning, ask them to give you an extra bag or two, and just pour your shit in there and then cover the bag with the other one upside down with the excess in the other bag if needed, and shake it up.

          Also, temper you butter, if you cool it down a bit it won't 'melt' the popcorn.

          there's this awesome website called google.com where you can type in every one of those questions and find answers. you should check it out sometime.

          I was questioning the name and then included fake butter moronic Black person.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >contrarian moron who's never gone out to the movies with friends
            >needs to look "cool" to anonymous nobodies on Culinaly so he climbs up on a soapbox and moralizes how he's so above it all
            yup, just incel things

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I watched Jurassic Park at a drive in when it came out. Bringing your own food was the thing we did, and we cooked during the movie. It was a family or friends hanging out, or even a team thing for sports. Internet and cellphones weren't a thing. You poor children have none of this growing up, and it's sad. You learn a lot of cool tricks and hacks. Taking food into theaters was just common trade as going to a drive in, we didn't care when they said we couldn't. I do it to this day. You think some 17 boy is going to try to tell the middle aged guy with a plate of food he can't eat it there? They don't fricking care lol. Only go like once a year or two, but nobody gives a shit. I order the food to go and just walk into the theater in the middle of the day. Like an extended lunch break.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy tryhard lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pays $50 for two tickets, a popcorn and a beer
                >pays $30 for two tickets, restaurant to-go, and some drink in a camelback or similar)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still going
                ahahaha
                that sore spot much ache bad

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just bored wanting Shogun to start, and want some kettle corn recipies. Other than smoking, drinking, watching the news, or some cape shit, I have nothing to do for the next half hour or so.

                >power pop
                Maybe? Just throw a handful of kernels in the thing, two minutes in the nuke box and wa-diddly-la, le corn du pop. Season as you like. Works great. You have to replace the little paper discs in the base every 20-30 batches, but they're cheap.

                Based, I'll get one, been wanting to experiment with some different flavor blends, but cooking popcorn can be a pain in the ass unless you have a solid setup.
                Been wanting to expirement with a honey and fishsauce spray, pretty sure it would be really good if I got the blend right.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tries to act "above it all" again after lashing out in a meltdown
                >his entire shtick is based around trying to seem mature because he doesn't eat popcorn type x
                it's the most bizarre attempt at self-aggrandizement I've seen

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >grow up eating home cooked popcorn
                >don't like current theater slop
                >ask for good kettle corn reciepe which can be eaten cold
                anon, chill out. Not sure if trolling or discord troony having an episode.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still going
                I really don't think I've seen anyone react with a bigger meltdown to a more innocuous issue than this
                What hurt you?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Out of curiosity, I looked up when I got mine. Lol, 10+ years ago. Works great, we use it at least once a week.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks boss, I'm going to add it to my cart. Any tips or tricks using/cleaning it?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The black base has some metal thing in it to attract and concentrate the nucleonic energy beams, but the rest disassembles easily for the dishwasher.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow I didn't realize this still existed. I got one from my hoarder grandma's house back in like 2006 and just assumed it was some insane 90s device that was already depeciated at that point. I just forgot all about it when I ran out of the paper discs.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                at the outdoor griling up burgers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >real melted butter just makes popcorn soggy
          Put it in a spray bottle you mog, or learn how to make popcorn in a fricking pot its simple

          FIY movie popcorn is just palm oil and msg

          this is literally powder salt thats it plus I think color the sugar ones are literally powder sugar and color too

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            *Palm oil and Flavacol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Butter is not the same as the fake butter oil. If you're going for movie theater taste, it doesn't compare. If you're going for real butter taste then yes, stick with real butter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >real melted butter just makes popcorn soggy
          You have to simmer the butter until it stops sizzling, this way all the water is cooked off. Won't make it soggy this way and it tastes great.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't the fake butter coconut oil?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, movie theaters stopped using coconut oil all the way back in the 90's during the moronic saturated fat scare. They just give the oil a coconut-like smell now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's this awesome website called google.com where you can type in every one of those questions and find answers. you should check it out sometime.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >power pop
        Maybe? Just throw a handful of kernels in the thing, two minutes in the nuke box and wa-diddly-la, le corn du pop. Season as you like. Works great. You have to replace the little paper discs in the base every 20-30 batches, but they're cheap.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Act 2 & Orville are GOAT

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a time machine and go back 15-20 years to when microwave popcorn had trans fat in it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the nutrition facts on popcorn. Why would they include unpopped values? Who eats popcorn unpopped?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      By law, they have to list nutritional info as packaged. You can add other info (see kraft mac and cheese) like when prepared as directed, but there are so many ways ro prepare popcorn, estimating that would be difficult

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was this really good brand that Boy Scouts in my area used to sell, forgot what it was called but I haven't seen it since that thing vanished. Orville Redenbachers is the best alternative because the old guy makes me feel cozy while I'm eating cheap processed junk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trail's end
      Good stuff, crazy fundraising mark up

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing with ever replace it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blast-O-Butter is king. You at least got the brand right.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orville Redenbacher's Tender White

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to top my popcorn with lime juice and cayenne. It's so fricking good.

    Also does anyone else like the pour over Orville redenbacher? Idk why it's addictive

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lowry’s pork rinds

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers will never know.

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