What's the final verdict on eating in bed? Based? Or cringe? Disgusting? Or enlightened?

What's the final verdict on eating in bed? Based? Or cringe? Disgusting? Or enlightened?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m stand up and sit down and floor pilled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im park that car, drop that phone, sleep onthe floor, dream about me pilled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I eat in the shower, saves me some time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Shower beer enjoyer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This I can get down with. Sometimes I drink while I soak in the bath.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I eat my breakfast cup of instant oatmeal on the toilet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like you work in healthcare

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a sleep disorder that pretty much caused me to have two beds. There are no rules for the 2nd bed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck does this mean

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck around and find out anon ;^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the master bedroom we have a bed for me and my wife. Off in a spare bedroom, I have a bed for sleepless nights so I don't bother her in the middle of the night.
        In said bed, I eat food, let the dogs up there, play vidya etc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and Jamal fucks your wife in the meanwhile in the other bed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mutt's law.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if he fucks the dogs while Jamal fucks his wife. Who's the cuck now?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, BBC porn consumer, we don't even allow those types in our yard, nonetheless our home, and certainly not in our bedroom.
            I even say "send a white or Hispanic cable guy, please"
            Your move, perma-single rentoid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            /gif/ refugees should be killed on site.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Completely

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have the same setup for the same reason. second bed is a dirty whore who slurps up my cheetos and loves it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dogs on bed
          >eating food in bed
          >staying up too late
          >playing vidya in bed
          >i cant sleep guys I dont know why

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't stay up late, I wake up shortly after falling asleep. Doctors have tried just about everything and settled on very strong meds, but I raw dog that shit and deal with it. It's NONE of the things you mentioned because I've been dealing with it since I was 6. Nothing was worse than being a kid in the 80s and having to stare at the wall in silence until my family woke up. Thankfully I have the spare room and tech is great these days. You nasty little fucking nagger. Ask me how I know you're a youngfag. Leave your bubble, autist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >weed causes depression
            GTFO with this nonsense

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Weed doesn't cause depression, but smoking weed all the time is a guaranteed way to ensure you'll never improve your situation.
              With that being said, I like getting high, once in a while isn't bad at all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then put a picture of a stereotypical pothead, just putting a picture of flower up is misleading as fuck
                I smoke at night like people drink spirits after dinner and it doesn't do anything but help me relax and go to sleep

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That list is accurate. Weed isn’t great for people with major depression. It just makes them isolate and sink further into themselves and is a way to mask and ignore the actual root of a person’s depression. That said, if you aren’t a person who suffers from major depression, smoking weed isn’t going to suddenly cause you to hate yourself and your life. It isn’t helpful to pretend that weed is a completely benign substance for everyone who uses it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              u are disabled or never met a stoner to think its unreasonable to put weed on the list

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've been an intermittently heavy drinker and smoker for over 10 years and it absolutely contributes to anxiety and depression, maybe not in all cases, but way more than people are willing to admit.

              Weed isn't addictive, but you get used to your mind being in a stoned state and strong, chronic exposure just isn't good for you.

              Society is way too comfortable with medicating ourselves into a daily stupor.

              Pull down the barriers with which you fortify your consciousness against the raging of the universe, for those walls become your prison.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just get separate bedrooms like civilized people.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's what he's got anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Excuse me, was I talking to you? No? Then maybe shut the frick up, okay? I want to hear it straight from the source, not some third-party retard who thinks he's qualified to speak for other people. Sit down, I'll call on you when I feel like it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >text text text
                didn't read. calm down

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You will read this, prole.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't care, didn't ask

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I get the last word homosexual. Touch my 15 day no-nut, aching nutsack.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wanting another man to fondle your full balls
                and you're calling me the homosexual? lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll make you a homosexual, homosexual. One little touch from your soft supple hands will have me blasting rancid, yellowed ropes right at you, ruining my streak. Bet you'd like that huh. Sicko.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                put your balls in a vice, fag

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My only vice is you, sweaty. And what a tight grip you have!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how do I get a wife anon-kun

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should wait until you're older to get married, anon.
            All you have to do is be worth marrying.
            You don't have to be good looking, either. Tons of ugly mfs have great wives.
            You're a man, so the clock isn't ticking like it is for the lesser sex.
            Oh and fuck all of you who thinks having two beds is gay. Do you even have spare rooms in your house, anons?
            Didn't think so.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What. I knew that people on Culinaly were neurotic, but this is just absurd.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Retard, please see

        In the master bedroom we have a bed for me and my wife. Off in a spare bedroom, I have a bed for sleepless nights so I don't bother her in the middle of the night.
        In said bed, I eat food, let the dogs up there, play vidya etc

        And

        I don't stay up late, I wake up shortly after falling asleep. Doctors have tried just about everything and settled on very strong meds, but I raw dog that shit and deal with it. It's NONE of the things you mentioned because I've been dealing with it since I was 6. Nothing was worse than being a kid in the 80s and having to stare at the wall in silence until my family woke up. Thankfully I have the spare room and tech is great these days. You nasty little fucking nagger. Ask me how I know you're a youngfag. Leave your bubble, autist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His second bed has dick holes in it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the disorder, I can't sleep for shit and would be willing to try bedmaxxing

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only raw pasta noodles in bed for me! Or chicky nuggies!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to lick the yoghurt stains of my parents bedsheets so the joke is on them

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally only the trashiest people i've ever known eat in bed. it's fucking disgusting.
    >oh yes let me have a good restful night of sleep...
    >...rolling around in crunchy potato chip crumbs and bits of melted chocolate
    literal child-who-should-know-better tier
    do you really have no self control? do you really own no other furniture? a chair? a desk? a kitchen counter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When i was in my depressed alcoholic era i would eat in bed and just let beer cans and trash pile up around me
      I would sleep motionsless on my back in the middle as to not rustle the cans
      I called it travis bickle bed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Check out my feet from my severe alcohol period. I'm still an alcoholic. I just fuck with beer and wine now.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eating anywhere other than at the table in the designated eating room is disgusting. Food should never leave the designated eating room.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's with the wheelchari?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's lazy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont have a designated eating room. I have a kitchen island with a breakfast bar and I have a living room and they're the same room with different flooring.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You haven't made it yet anon but I believe in you. One day you too will have a designated eating room, wagmi

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating in bed?
    Are you infirm?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    designated couples goal

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a sleeping bed and an eating bed. I'd say this is enlightening

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The closest I can get to eating in bed is eating on the couch.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i eat in my bed when i have severe hangovers from kingling after a decade of alcoholism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >severe hangover
      >being able to eat
      That doesn’t sound like a severe hangover, you fake ass alcoholic

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to do it all the time as a kid and get annoyed trying to sleep and constantly feeling crumbs. I don't do it anymore.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snacks are based. Whole meals are a risky game and seems like it would be uncomfortable but idk if I would say "disgusting"

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A pack of gummy bears? Sure.
    Anything with the potential to crumble, drip or spill? No way.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty based, you can be nice and comfy while enjoying a meal but in the long run it's just a bad idea, attracting anything with food is not fun.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's honestly brings more annoyance to eat in bed than comfort

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I saw a guy eat in bed I would text a friend to come pick me up and ghost him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your a picky little homosexual aren't you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My a picky little homosexual what?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, YOU'RE a picky little homosexual you pretentious cunt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I left a handful of tinder women alone at night after hooking up with them because they eat in bed and their bedrooms have plates and takeout containers in them. Eating in bed is a giant red flag and a surefire way to be a single mother or a lonely homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where is your car?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Driving is scary, I don't like to do it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like I got a fuckin choice lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plane, camper van, boat?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trugg

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really have one bed for sleeping and another one for relaxing and eating like the Romans did? If this is true I’m leaving my shithole and coming over the open Mexico border as quickly as I can.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the final verdict on eating in bed?
    Disgusting. You spend hours in bed. Who in their right mind chooses to spend hours next to sticky, crumbly food bits? Only plebbit tier fatasses do this shit, because they can't leave their bed on account of weighing at 550lbs+, so they have to eat their tendies from mom in bed.

    Those with proper sleep hygiene keep their food and phones clear of the bed so they get a proper night's sleep.

    I'm not going to throw shade at anyone who eats at their couch, desk, or other non-table area either. You don't need to be chained to a dining table, but keep that shit out of bed and on a hard surface that can be cleaned. You aren't some hospitalized patient who can't do shit for themselves. Treat yourself better.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the most cringe shit ever. You should always eat at a table or bar or some other appropriate surface (even the floor) without having the television on or trying to read or other distractions. Some light hearted chit chat with other people is fine though. You should focus on your food and eat slowly. This is the wisdom of ayurveda. Don’t question it just do it. People that eat in bed are usually disgusting fat fucks and are mentally ill and lazy. Eating in bed is not hygienic and gross.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My room mate eats Cornish Pasty's on the toilet.
    He says it’s hygienic because he only touches the crimped crust and throws it into the bowl before wiping.
    I’m not convinced. Also the empty HP sauce packets block the pipes.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat in bed, I eat at my desk which is 4 feet away from my bed.

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