What's the longest you've gone without eating fast food?

What's the longest you've gone without eating fast food? Last time I had it was back in 2010, got two KFC Double Downs and was dipping them in taters & gravy like a disgusting mongoloid. It's wild how people take it as a personal affront when you tell them you don't eat fast food, like they think you're shaming them because you don't want to spend $12 on a Big Mac meal.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am shaming them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      once every few months I'll have in-n-out it's the only fast food I like

      Holy Based FPBP

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had the McDonald's chicken wrap 2 weeks ago after a long-ass bike tour with my family. Prior to that I'm pretty sure I didn't have any since at least 2014 or thereabouts.
    >It's wild how people take it as a personal affront when you tell them you don't eat fast food, like they think you're shaming them because you don't want to spend $12 on a Big Mac meal.
    Facts. It's like you're being accused of being a bourgeoise butthole who only dines on caviar and gilded duck liver somehow. It's actually wild as frick that you can sit there with a 40 buck fast food bill that barely fills you up and they'll still go on and on about how it's the cheap working class option and only pretentious inner city hipsters would ever go for something else.

    It feels a lot like how you instantly get hit with the "that's way too expensive" whenever you mention you have a cast iron pan.
    No, Jessica. My 15 dollar solid iron pan did not in fact set me back a month's wages where did this even come from?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, broke people essentially surviving on fast food giving anyone shit for being "pretentious" is comical.

      I can't remember the last time I had fast food. Probably 15 years ago.

      I only remember because that's when the Double Down was first released so I can google it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember the last time I had fast food. Probably 15 years ago.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ages. Then we decided to try it again "for a laugh" and it was semi-enjoyable a few times.... until one time, when the touchscreen ordering kiosk plus wagie error fricked us over. Maybe we'll try again in the 2030s, although McChickens will cost 800 Chinese Yuan by then.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a few years. Lately I started getting popeyes fried chicken once or twice a year.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not going to shame you for not eating fast food. I’m going to shame you for calling yourself a disgusting mongoloid doing something you clearly enjoyed. Self deprecation is the ugliest trait and I hope you beat yourself up for the rest of your life because you ate kfc once 14 years ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm shaming you for being moronic for assuming that my describing one particularly disgusting moment defines my entire life and identity. Using mashed potatoes and gravy as a dipping sauce is the most aggressively fat shit ever. It's up there with dipping Papa John's in tubs of fake butter.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like telling a bunch of alcoholics you don't drink. They implicitly feel guilty for their poor decision and externalize that feeling onto you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they know it's bad they know they're being lazy they know they shouldn't do it and they know they do it too much but instead of admitting any of these things out loud they attack you for being better than them
      anyway I have it occasionally if I'm travelling and it's an easy option or sometimes if didn't sleep right and had a long day (this is the bad). Especially that latter one is bad for me and I shouldn't.

      I also drink sometimes and would probably be better off never drinking. But whatever. If you actually do these bad things in moderation you can easily shrug off the hate. If you haven't dealt with that mentally you turn around and attack.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same comes up when I tell people I don't watch television. I don't even declare it, it just comes up when people try talk about something they saw on TV. They get pissy. Like chill, I'm not trying to be better than you, I'm just not interested watching regural TV.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in November '22 my mate and I bought some KFC when we were driving home from Quebec. I guess that was the last time for me

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably several months. It's borderline unavoidable if you go on long roadtrips and want hot food quickly. Honestly I'd probably eat it a lot more if it was cheap like in 2009.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    months probably.
    on average i have it probably once a week

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have fish and chips a few times a year from the takeaways but the last time I went to a major franchise was probably like 3 years ago and I'm probably in the single digits for number of visits in the last decade.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My boss bought a frickload of KFC for a meeting last Friday. I had two strips, two pieces of chicken, four wings and some popcorn chicken. I hadn't had it for years and I can't deny - I found it fricking delicious

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 minutes ago

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how long without eating it but I've gone over a decade without buying it.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like out in the sticks so we never eat this goyslop. only home cooked shit, everything from scratch, only fresh foods, alot of which ive grown myself, if i cant eat em i preserve em, and i know whats in them.
    citygays will never be this comfy

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About once alebert two years I'm either without any alternatives or need go remind myself why I hate this shit. It's 99%, nostalgia, I swear to god, I have always regretted it.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went 7 years without FF once. Now I eat it sometimes when a friend wants to stop in and pick some up. I'm not a real big fan, so I keep it simple. I never order fries, a drink, any sauces etc. Shits pretty gross and when you're shitting on the terlit, you can tell you've eaten something off. FF is trash. When I was a kid, FF was a treat and meant to be eaten like once a week at super most

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last mcd I had eaten was from 2019

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been at least 30 years.
    I have an advantage though, As a kid, i worked at a McDs for my first "Paycheck job"
    That's enough for anyone to realize the window of >MMMmmm, this tastes great!
    And
    >Ehhh, I'll just drown it in sugary sauce and 'Chup and wash it down with liquid lollipop.
    is less than 15 minutes.
    People do seem to be so wrapped up in NOT being judged by others that they immediately lash out with "Out-group naming" behaviour.
    I truly DGAF if you love eating McNuggets by the handful, or get breakfast at Starcucks everyday... I won't "Shame" the activity, just the bad results.
    I'm NOT fricking paying for your weekly "Subscription" to Ozempic and your triple bypass surgery just because of your fricking lack of willpower to not overspend on 4600 calories of poisoned and chemically altered garbage in a sitting.
    I will on the other hand ALWAYS give a sincere headnod and thumbs-up to any fatty walking or riding a bike for exercise.
    Fat, and trying to get in shape? FRICK YEAH!! You get that better body, anon.
    Drink MOAR water!!
    Just remember to STAY AWAY from diet drinks.
    They will frick you up even more. You want sweet? Let your tastebuds recover from the continual ONSLAUGHT of FLAVORBLASTING® and you can eventually drink a Gallon of iced tea with 2-3 tsp. of sugar in it(30-45 calories) and be able to taste it fine.
    Like fizzy drinks? Just get unsweetened seltzer water. You can drink that straight and be surprised at the inherent flavor, or add it to a dash of juice,(no better than pop really, just as much sugar and MORE Fructose)
    You can do it Fatty anons, you'll begin to feel better pretty quickly too.
    It's NEVER too late.
    --Or, KYS.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like mcnuggers

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