Whats the most overrated beverage?

What’s the most overrated beverage? Heineken taste like piss and folks often praise like it’s the best beer out there.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really, really dislike Heineken. One of the worst beers out there.
    But for me, it's any energy drink

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, I fricking hate Heineken and every party has this green fricker lying around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, I fricking hate Heineken and every party has this green fricker lying around.

      Heinies yes, I think Corona as pretty much tied.

      Why does this board dick ride adjunct lagers?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because this website's userbase is cucked beyond belief and they let people they hate control what they like. leftists like craft beer ergo craft beer is LE CRINGE and LE SOY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ironic how you accuse others of being politically obsessed when you are in every other thread doing the same thing like some unhinged lunatic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          le craft le beer would still be fricking shit even if leftards hated it. homosexual.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Being right wing means being ignorant and consuming low quality garbage, this is a winning strategy XD

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >overrated
    Who actually rates it at all?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the voices in OP's head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, I fricking hate Heineken and every party has this green fricker lying around.

      Most people have shit taste and "loves" whisky, Corona, Heinek, Bud, rum

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heinies yes, I think Corona as pretty much tied.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carlsberg,Heineken,Bud (the worst)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody rates any of those beers highly

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heineken is your safest option when travelling on a riverboat in Uganda. They were able to ship their products almost everywhere and that's why they are lauded today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "It probably wont poison you" is high praise.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it's more like "When having the choice between african banana beer and shitty tasting but safe beer, choose the latter".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you dare shit on banana beer, b***hboy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where's that from?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You've never had it. Africans will brew their own banana beer and reuse these bottles. You will throw up, that's all.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the better tasting beers

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it le European bud light?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >folks often praise like it’s the best beer out there
    How are you posting from 1992 and how do I go back?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF is that, some crazed zombie b***h trying to get some sun? Call in some A-10s to finish it off and put it out of its misery.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomzoom doesn't recognize feature length films that weren't made for netflix short attention span specials
        god if you exist pls send asteroid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy consuming Hollyweird content.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Hollywood" only in the sense of having some B and C list hollywood celebrities in the cast, it was a french director, french screenplay, produced in primarily europe, east africa, and canada, and its nominations were in "foreign" or "international" categories, now go rot your brain on some tiktok zoomie assuming you had the attention span to read this entire post

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a book man myself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the progeny legendary stoner Tommy Chong. She's best known for teaching mankind to have sex in the missionary position not solely for the purpose of procreation.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heineken isn't bad, just get it in a can since the bottles can get skunked. There are much better beers though.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heineken isn’t my favorite choice for a $10 six pack but it isn’t offensive. For some reason it’s the only beer my Vietnamese neighbor drinks, in the summer that homie sits on the lawn all day with like 5 of his buddies and they smash a few cases while ripping the shittiest Vietnamese cigarettes until they’re piss drunk. He’ll always offer one up and insist I sit around with them for a while despite me not understanding a lick of what they’re saying.

    Becks or Stella is a step up in my opinion for the same price, I’d argue the worse contender is Modelo with that shitty foil and dehydrated piss taste. I’ve heard people say Heineken tastes like piss plenty of times but to me it’s pretty flavorless and easy to drink a lot of.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Modelo with that shitty foil
      You can get this in cans too by the way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sits on the lawn all day with like 5 of his buddies and they smash a few cases while ripping the shittiest Vietnamese cigarettes until they’re piss drunk
      this is literally the coolest thing in human experience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My neighbor at my old place did the same thing, except he and his friends were Liberian.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea how the D*tch do it. They sell the most bland overrated shit ever and somehow convince people it's quality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dutch control the world actually.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      before the 1990s it was one of the only foreign beers available in the US and easily the only one that wasn't skunked all the time, so since all beer was pretty much the same mediocre shit, it assumed the "slightly fancy shit for people who think they're better than you" social role, hence the infamous blue velvet scene which perfectly represents how things were viewed back in the day

      once "craft beer" (now known as just "beer") became a thing, it lost its relevance in that area, but it had such a huge market share that they would have had to try hard to fade into obscurity the way say, coors did (coors was also considered rather fancy)

      t. boomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      before the 1990s it was one of the only foreign beers available in the US and easily the only one that wasn't skunked all the time, so since all beer was pretty much the same mediocre shit, it assumed the "slightly fancy shit for people who think they're better than you" social role, hence the infamous blue velvet scene which perfectly represents how things were viewed back in the day

      once "craft beer" (now known as just "beer") became a thing, it lost its relevance in that area, but it had such a huge market share that they would have had to try hard to fade into obscurity the way say, coors did (coors was also considered rather fancy)

      t. boomer

      propaganda, football propaganda and nice design
      If you ask "minorities" about luxury watches all of them will mention Rolex

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thing with Heineken is its the McDonalds of beer.
    you can be anywhere in the world in some bar in a shithole country and if there's Heineken on the menu you know exactly what you're getting.
    especially if you're traveling through asia, its usually the best beer you can get unless there's Sapporo on the menu

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its Becks, the best green bottle beer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not so fast, cowpoke

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ultra-pasteurized milk.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A song in my tongue goes like this
    "Hitler pissed in a pint, christened it Heineken"

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heineken is extremely overrated, the most standard/boring beer money can buy, people that drink Heineken also specifically only smoke Marlboro and only drink energy drinks from Redbull. Because big brand is good!!! must consoom

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For non-alcoholic beer, my favorite is Heineken.
    For alcoholic beer, it’s 12.5% Primator 24 Double.
    What am I?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heineken
    Frick that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's interesting how many people on this board just don't like beer

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'll drink any beer because i'm not a homosexual

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yuengling
    no I don't mean it's bad, but speaking as someone who grew up in PA it's always been that generic beer you reach for that while better than slop like bud or coors is still meh, but people fellate the frick out of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's it's whole shtick though. It's the Evan Williams of beer. And I live pretty close to Postville so that shit is dirt cheap. It's a good deal.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had a dogfish head 90 minute ipa today and its too malt forward, which cuts into the characteristic sharpness i've come to associate with east coast ipas. i mean its not bad, not even close to being bad, and its on the cheaper side (for craft) but its definitely not like the best ipa ever or whatever. picked up a 6 pack of dirty bastard as well. this is backwoods cheaper cousin, which is a brew im quite fond of. will report on that later.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am currenty drinking dirty bastard. as expected, it tastes like backwoods without the bourbon. (founders is really good at imbuing incredibly powerful bourbon flavor into their brews when advertised) in lacking this the more subdued elements of backwoods are brought onto the stage. it smells sweet, but the sweetness is only present on the front. there is an element of peat and bitter hops on the backend. i think the punch from the hops makes this a fair bit more bitter than the average wee heavy. it does not taste boozy, and as i downed this on an empty stomach a light buzz is creeping up on me shortly after finishing the glass. nabbing this on clearance was a steal, it was sitting for less than a year which is more than fine for this beverage. got some leftover brisket in the fridge, probably gunna heat that up and have another.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corona Extra

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beats corona

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tases like piss
    Tastes like weed to me. I haven't heard anyone praise it ever either.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thing about Heineken is that yes, it is not great, but if you ever end up in a country with shit tier beer you are glad they also import Heineken

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guinness. It tastes watery, costs way too much, is mogged by nearly every other stout, and yet I constantly hear how it's far better than other beers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can give heineken to a dude with covid and he'll think hes back to normal. it is the most tasteless garbage on the planet. fricking sparkling water with an abv.

      also this. unless youre an utterly hopeless alcoholic whos drank away all his tastebuds, guinness will always taste like brewery runoff.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Daniels. Utter dogshit, yet it's somehow the most popular whiskey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whiskey in general is overrated pic related tastes better than any whiskey no matter the price/quality

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the most overrated beverage is coca cola because it's just pure acidic trash
    the most overrated beer is augustiner because they constantly hammer how they're the oldest brewery but the shit tastes worse than heineken
    the most overrated booze is jack daniels

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know what piss tastes like homo?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in my day only basketball americans and wiggers drank Heineken.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who does that tho. Not in clogland for sure.
    Here they praise hertog jan which is about as bad as heineken.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Budweiser tastes fricking amazing and I'm not even American.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As an American I'd like to encourage you not to drink adjunct beer, it's the McDonald's of beers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I happen to like McDonald's too. I personally think it's the contrarians who say Bud is bad.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you ever have correctly brewed japanese green tea? How about even just warm green tea mixed with lemon juice now in the winter? i dont think you really see the full potential

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you've never had good loose tea

      the notes in taste and smell brings a lot ot memories

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the thing is even trash tier tea can be made into a successful product just look at all the ice tea shit around. Its so easy to make tea good and it goes with almost anything sweet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you've never had good loose tea

          the notes in taste and smell brings a lot ot memories

          btw im agreeing and im nta and sieg heil dubs

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