What's the point of these tabs on meat packages? I have extremely strong hands, fingers, forearms, etc.

What's the point of these tabs on meat packages? I have extremely strong hands, fingers, forearms, etc. and I can never open them.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    show biceps mr. extremely strong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        decent, you should have no problem ripping that weak package apart. must be a skill issue.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice soup-catcher go for full chops

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would, honestly, and furthermore if you can't open those packs then your hands must be greasy or you're buying a moronic brand because they're not that hard to peel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it is a problem with the surface of my hands. If I wash my hands to remove grease, then they're wet, which doesn't work. If I then dry them off perfectly, they're very dry, which also doesn't work. I'm starting to think maybe you need the perfect hand conditions to open these packages.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice, you have the body of a standard leather daddy
        i could give you a hand with that package next time to get the meat out if you catch my drift

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >meet OP off grindr
          >turns out he's too moronic to operate a zipper
          Guess I have to do everything around here

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I'm gay now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he works hard for the money
        >so hard for it honey
        >he works hard for the money
        >but the meat package tab’s too tight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You look exactly like me wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate the moustache. I recently decided to also grow one because I feel it's time for a comeback.
        However, I always manage to rip that shit open. But you have to attack it at an angle, so that you come from either left or right, but not just straight on in a 90° angle.

        Best of luck.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I feel it's time for a comeback.
          says every dumbfrick hipster for the last twenty years, its not coming back homo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty good looking myself. That pretty much means I can do whatever the frick I want to and you're gonna like it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your hands sound greasy

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried being super extra ultra strong like me?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have extremely strong hands, fingers, forearms, etc.
    >I can never open them.
    Pick one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      despite ops homosexualry I kind of get it
      its difficult to get a good hold on the little plastic flaps and when you do its kind of a struggle to find the right effort to put in to pull the pack apart but not send the contents across the kitchen floor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >send the contents across the kitchen floor
        Been there done that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can do 220 pounds on a hand dynamometer (checked across multiple devices), which is twice as much as 90% of men, so I think that counts. That's not what this thread is about, though, I truly wanted to just ask about these bullshit plastic peel tabs.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the point of these tabs on meat packages
    What's the point of anything, really? If you believe in an afterlife, just get there, quickly. If you don't, there is no point in life, so end it, equally quickly.

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