Whats the verdict on Pizza Hut? I havent had one of their pizzas in ten years.

What’s the verdict on Pizza Hut? I haven’t had one of their pizzas in ten years.

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all you can eat pasta and salad

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza Inn was better.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me neither but I don't miss it. They're the only major chain that brings their dough in as frozen pucks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anti-freezer and anti-microwave schizos really need to shut up already

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the sit down restaurants, that's where the soul was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ours only shut down just before covid, it was always dead though. i used to go for dinner ata college with a freind and i swear we always the only ones there

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Papa Gino's is the best chain pizza.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In canada it is really gross. Acidic salty sauce. and theres always a layer of grease on it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just described pizza

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza hut is too fricken sweet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so are you buttercup

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their pizza is now worse than little caesers. Looks like something youd cook in a playskool or little tykes kitchen playset.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like their boneless garlic parm wings. Their buffalo sauce is weirdly sweet.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was stolen from a Hustler magazine from over 20 years ago except there was a close up of a vegana with that roof on top of it and it said Pizza bawd underneath

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's a hustler magazine?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was a very gross and weird porno mag. Very graphic too. Lots of fetish stuff like chicks peeing on flowers, insanely hairy women, etc.,
          They also had erotic stories submitted by readers, but you could tell these were some skeevy guys sending those in. Asses referred to as poop shooters, veganas referred to as love clams, boxes and such while trying to still be erotic.
          I had a step uncle that sold coke who had decades worth of them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Penthouse was the reasonable alternative. Harder than Playboy but generally not sick like Hustler. Bob Guccione, who founded Penthouse, also founded Omni, which was general interest science and science fiction magazine. Since he published both, you'd notice similar art styles as artists did work for both.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Penthouse was better but I always preferred Club International and Gallery. Those 2 managed to have hot (not necessarily pretty per se, but stripper/porn star hot) and was basically a full on porn shoot but just snapshots of the action. Also, I was 16-18 at the time so it's likely my tastes have shifted quite a bit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I remember finding a skin mag in my dad’s closet that had some shots of a woman pouring milk on her bod. I thought that was a porn staple for some time because of that.
            Sadly I don’t have a spilled milk fetish.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Asses referred to as poop shooters, veganas referred to as love clams, boxes and such
            it was a different time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much what the other anon said. Larry Flynt, the dude who ran the magazine is the pioneer who helped ensure we live in an America where onlyfans and twitch bawds are desperate to show off the goods for $

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hardcore animated porn

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible in my area.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fast food in general is over. low quality with ridiculous prices. make your own at home. buy in bulk Etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they all like this is profits just keep rising each year? When do they hit the crash? When the overpriced slop-eating paypiggies keel over and have a heart attack?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they were better in the 90s and 2000s, they def changed something for the worse in the 2010s and its never been as good since. still better than dominoes though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I get a small thin pepperoni every once in a while and it's exactly the same as when I was a kid in the 90s. It's just cheap nostalgia food, not great pizza, but as a late summer saturday night in it's the shit.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here, I fixed it. You're welcome.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I hate it when knuckle draggers use meme formats without understanding what they mean

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    papa johns is better

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had one a couple of weeks ago after not having one in two years and it was pretty good. But I always preferred them to the other big chains.
    I don't live in the US though, and my understanding from Culinaly is that these chains can vary significantly between countries.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're owned by Yum brands in the US which is notorious for severe quality drops every time they move in Burger King and Popeyes used to be really good, but they've fallen. Especially Popeyes

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The good thing about Pizza Hut is the greasiness. It is the greasiest pizza out of the fast food pizzas. Which is a good thing. The only problem with it is that you have to gobble it down before it cools. Then the grease congeals and the pizza really sucks.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    poem for pizza hut:

    Shall I compare thee to Domino's fare?
    Thou art more savory, beyond compare.
    Your crust is far away from divine,
    Yet Pizza Hut, their taste forever shines.
    In your realm, a shadow doth fall,
    While Hut's delight outshines them all.
    Their cheese and toppings, a feast sublime,
    Oh Pizza Hut, the greatest pizza place of all time.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    poem for pizza hut:

    Shall I compare thee to Domino's fare?
    Thou art more savory, beyond compare.
    Your crust is so near close to divine,
    Oh yes, Pizza Hut, your taste forever shines.
    In Domino’s realm, a shadow doth fall,
    While the Hut's delight outshines them all.
    Your cheese and toppings, a feast sublime,
    Oh Pizza Hut, the greatest eatery of all time.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid their stuffed crust pizzas were like crack to me. But now I think they're too expensive so I'd rather get the little ceasers one instead.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Worst chain, every time I attempt to try it again it's just the lowest quality in terms of taste. I bet it's like $12 nowadays too.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lower quality than dominos and twice the price. their wings are great though.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a pizza from there the other day and ate the whole thing.
    >Extra cheese
    >white onion
    >Sausage
    Great shit.
    Still not as good as Papa Johns though.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >going to pizza chains
    no thanks, i support local inovation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think they forgot to cook your pizza

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    $30 for a large one topping in my area. I'll get the local za

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks, Domino's is probably the only big chain I would ever consider.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like their pizza but they have the best cheesy bread option out of the big chains.
    Maybe once a year I'll break down and order just for that

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the new handmade pizza is pretty good

    overpriced, but good

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Deep dish Super supreme 86 the ham add green olives. Still pretty good. They even put the 80s logo on the boxes

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have good wing sauces, that's about it.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    breadsticks and thin crust are god tier. Every thing else is mid. Still better than dominos, though

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best delivery chain, but a ripoff (expect to spend easily $40+ for your order of slop) if you want the same quality but don't mind picking it up you can get LC's for like a quarter of the price.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just go get one. Every few years, I get the urge. Then I realize I just wasted money on shit-quality food and I'm good for a few more years.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Went to shit since it was bought by Yum, and the one near me has fricked up the order the last two times I've had it. It seems like quality varies a lot from chain to chain, but I haven't had a good one in years

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *