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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Franchising

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Oil and vinegar.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Overpriced shit and suckers that buy that crap.

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    This

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I've never gotten this on one of their sandwiches. Maybe I'll try it.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this way, it could be worse it could be subway.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    So fricking expensive bro

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Subway or any of these franchise shit chains aren't that expensive if you're not some minimum wage Black person. Especially subway which is a shithole that anyone in their right mind avoids like the plaqué. The really crazy thing is that "people" morons stand in line for that shit.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's expensive but this shit is the best sub I've ever had by a mile. Feeds one man or two manlets.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the giant 13 on white bread, mike's way.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You really say that in a restaurant without coming across as a fricking homosexual? Are you some homosexual cellphone 24/7?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I assume you're the moron I'm standing behind who asks
          >Does the rosemary-garlic bread have a lot of garlic on it because l like garlic but not too much garlic...
          and other dumbass questions for ten minutes

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care about that but dollars to donuts that I make more money than you do and don't give three shit about it anyway.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              I can believe that based on the entitlement you feel while asking the shop clerk a million moronic questions.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not an illegal alien and you and your cats can piss off with your kitty litter.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                How many times per day do you take out your wife's kitty litter?

                How often do you eat frisky feast, how many cats do you have and how often do you take out the kitty poo?

                What is this? What's he doing?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nevermind I think I just realized it's a bot.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it's King Kong peering in some lady's window?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                How many times per day do you take out your wife's kitty litter?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about that but dollars to donuts that I make more money than you do and don't give three shit about it anyway.

          If you were making that much money you wouldn't be so prickly. You're a yappy little dog.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            That's good and that picture really works out for you while punching in and out with a timeclock.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              I work from home and have the luxury of setting my own hours.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                How often do you eat frisky feast, how many cats do you have and how often do you take out the kitty poo?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Never, two, every day.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mikes is great but if there is a Cappriotis in your town I highly suggest their Italian. Make sure you ask for and get extra creamy red wine vinaigrette.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >8 permanently closed locations near
        yeah sure bud

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Damn sorry to hear that, one just opened near me first time I heard of them. Wonder why they closed down hope the franchise isn't going under.

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't go there because muh firemen don't own it, I only by subs from shops owned by muh firemen!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Your opinion is invalid until the hotsauce bar is restored.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >hotsauce bar
        WTF IS THAT RED LOBSTER STUFF?
        Don't forget your Black person bib.

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >What's their secret?
    Not being Subway.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      At least someone even a frogposter agrees.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >At least someone even a frogposter agrees.
        how to say hi I'm newbie without saying newbie

        https://i.imgur.com/FbfVCPz.png

        What's their secret?

        overpriced Quiznos or overpriced jimmy johns jeez. Jersey mikes would be better if it was cheaper otherwise it's just a knockoff better sandwich places
        >Schlotzsky's is S++, veterans discount 50%

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Overpriced shit from some chain?
          No thanks, none of the above.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Overpriced shit from some chain? No thanks, none of the above
            based i also grow my own food and generate my own alkaline water, so when shtf we'll be fine
            >assuming you also generate food, fuel, and water

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike Subway they didn't aggressively cut costs by using the worst quality and least fresh ingredients possible. That's all there is to sandwiches: decent ingredients.

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    you can just go to Publix and get a better sandwich for half the price jersey israelites charges

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the last time I went there it was $24 for a sub. frick that shit it was overpriced even at $16.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's plain weird, like biden inflation prices when sending trillions overseas.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That stupid wiches should be like $4 at best, frick sending money overseas.

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jersey Mike personally crams each sub up his ass before serving.

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