what's with Americans beefing with beans?

>perfectly fine food
>perhaps even delicious
>treated like bloody sewage and MREs
what's with you fricking Yankees?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ghoulish texture, messy, looks unappealing. But then again I hate anything slathered in tomato sauce.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess, you're an incel and a pedophile?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Neither. I enjoy a healthy sexual relationship with your mother.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if anything pedos are exactly who i imagine have an unhealthy obsession with beans. Just this fat dude with BO, friar tuck hair, thats constantly farting cause he eats beans with all 3 meals.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some bait post because of all the brit total lack of food culture bashing on this board?
    Heinz is an American company that makes those baked beans but that's the variety sold to brits who have no palate or ability to handle spice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no ability to handle spice
      In this redneck's next post he'll troll the Brits for loving "pajeet" food which is full of spice. Ladies and gentlemen, the typical obnoxious, low IQ American in a nutshell. Doesn't let consistency get in the way of his xenophobia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Heinz is an American company
      Heh... Not since Warren Buffet bought it and outsourced everything to the Chinese in 2013.
      Do yourself a favor: NEVER eat that toxic garbage again.
      Sad how many things are now "Globally compromised"
      I'll never touch a Heinz product again.
      Wait until you find out who bought out Smithfield Foods; That's right, the Chinese OWN John Morrell, Eckrich and even Nathan's hotdogs, among others.
      Hope you enjoy your Ractopamine,(that shit's even BANNED in China..Huh)
      But wait! There's MOAR!!
      >Smithfield is a supplier of heparin, which is extracted from pigs' intestines and used as a blood thinner, to the pharmaceutical industry. In 2017 the company opened a bioscience unit and joined a tissue engineering group funded by the United States Department of Defense to the tune of $80 million. According to Reuters, the group included Abbott Laboratories, Medtronic and United Therapeutics.
      Yup, friends... The world you THOUGHT you were living in is LONG GONE.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We do eat beans, ours just taste good

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pork and beens is mostly the way of it, I've never heard of beef and beens.
    t. east coast usa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never had a hungry jack casserole?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen a couple hungry jack commercials but never seen any actual product

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not the brand. Its a mixture of seasoned beef, pork n beans and bbq sauce topped with cheese-covered biscuits.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That looks horrible, kill yoursself immediately!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Its not bad. Its a cheap "I can't be fricked or afford to really try" dinner. Had it a few times growing up because we were poor. I think its a midwest thing, not sure.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's nyc too, I've thrown pizza into garbage cans because it was too greasy or just plain disgusting, it happens. There are so many places and many of the italian joints are downright disgusting, take a look of it or see it dripping greese and it's vile nasty shit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/lks3W7E.jpg

              Even a NYC rat woldn't run away with that...

              t. woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Even a NYC rat woldn't run away with that...

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >guys, I'm thinking about Americans again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you getting a boner for us?
      Get into some prison or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea what's wrong with your mind but it's as broken as the brits in this thread

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beef and beans, we call that shit chile. Now frick off you euro sack of shit!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the best part about making red beans n rice is knowing europoors don't know how to and it's important to make red beans n rice to remind europoors they aren't allowed to have any good food in life. they're allowed to have homosexual bean pasta and cheap assoulet and soupy bong beans and that's pretty much it. look at these delicious red beans, not that a europoor would know.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >beanz
    and people wonder why americans are moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and people wonder why americans are moronic
      Um dipshit, those are the Heinz Beanz that Brits eat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But that's the British can, it's blue.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have no problem with beans, in fact I love beans, my problem is that you weirdos consider them a breakfast food, and I simply don't want beans for breakfast.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, why don't you have a dessert, syrup and bacon instead? Makes perfect sense. Totally not the sort of dish that a toddler would come up with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The real problem is those british beans, they and brits are dumber than a box of rocks.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Branstons > Heinz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, I'm just an American that's tryed them both.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised that nobody posted this yet
    BEANS BEANS
    THE MAGICAL FRUIT
    THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU TOOT
    THE MORE YOU TOOT THE BETTER YOU FEEL
    SO EAT SOME BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BEANS BEANS
      THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART
      THE MORE YOU EAT, THE MORE YOU'LL FART
      THE MORE YOU FART, THE BETTER YOU'LL FEEL
      THOSE BEANS SO STRONG, THE WALLS WILL PEEL.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're just breaking balls here.

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