What's your Costco go-to?

What's your Costco go-to?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    usually the hot dog combo, and a slice of pizza I save for later

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you me?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slica 'zaaaaa!! Umo delisicioso

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its so depressing how these items got israelited by costco, I wish I couldve tried the BEEF BAKE and I want the fucking combo pizza back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the berry smoothie, great walk and shop snack

      I too miss the combo 'za

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its so depressing how these items got israelited by costco,
      Fucking this, Sam's Club is absolutely mogging the crap out of Costco right now. And now Sam's Club is taking aim at Costco Hotdog combo and lowering the price for theirs!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cheaper gas too, last we checked. Costco USA is having a laff.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sam's club
        They used to also make pretty good sub sandwiches 20+ years ago, but I guess they took those off too for some reason. These wholesale places selling tasty foods at such low prices are so goddamn based.

        I've never actually been inside of a Costco. My family has always shopped at Sam's.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish they'd get rid of the people who harass you about phone/ internet plants / solar roofing
    They put them right as you come in and right before you leave
    i pay a membership not to be harassed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve perfected my soul-piercing glare to the point where they don’t even finish their greeting
      >Hello sir! How are you doing to- uh… oh. h-have a good day…

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i love the smug homosexuals like you. I sell the shit out of cell plans or solar panels to you. you dont dare walk buy me. and if you do i make fun of the fuckin shit stain on the ass of your pants. you fucking loser bitch

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *grazes your display with side of my cart, sending pamphlets and demos everywhere*
          how clumsy of me
          pick it up wagie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've never sold a solar panel in your life you lying queer

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hey looks like you need a new pair of kirkland khakis you big fuckin eater

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At least I can afford a membership you wagie fuck

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure dont!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >walking around Sam's club wearing pic related
          >some black chick selling lotion or something asks me about the shirt
          >try to answer her politely in spite of my bewilderment
          >conversation quickly gets directed at buying whatever the hell she was selling
          >wave it off, apologize for lack of interest, and walk away

          I always liked that shirt and having someone comment on it for self-serving, commercial purposes broke my heart.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    after they stopped selling the brisket and turkey/provolone sandwiches I lost all motivation to stand in that line.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? The Montreal smoked meat sandwich with hot mustard.

    Followed by a swirl soft serve.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't serve the smoked meat Sammy in my region anymore. Feels bad, that shit was cash

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a Costco hotdog from the food court when I was like 5 years old and threw up all over inside the car on the way way home.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Coscto actually exist? Like is it actually a physical place in the real world you can go to, because I've never actually seen one IRL.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that means you're poor sir 🙁
      dont worry its over-rated as fuck

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'bo 'za

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the combo za is sold in food courts across the world, even canada
    >yet a costco in Kirkland, it's home town doesn't even have it
    how the mighty have fallen. costco corporate needs to stop pretending they can't bring it back or that there's no demand for it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a loss, it ain't coming back and if it does it will be with a mark-up so it can at least break even

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobodies going to get fucking killed for raising the price of the Combo pizza to $12 dollars. Just bring it back and i'd happily buy it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobodies going to get fucking killed for raising the price of the Combo pizza to $12 dollars. Just bring it back and i'd happily buy it.

      They're about to begin a new aggressive round of Executive Upgrade shilling. Don't antagonize the wagie (they have no choice, it's shill or get fired), but do repeatedly ask them if the new Costco CEO will bring back the 'Bo 'Za until they walk away.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to do this now. I got trolled into an executive membership because I spend $800 on food every 6 months. The cash back isn't worth it, especially considering there's no cashback for gas. I switched back to a regular membership after a year and a half. The first year it almost paid itself off with the cash-back but this year I'm not going nearly as often.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the chicken ceasar is $8 bucks now and its way too much food

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I alternate hot dog and chicken bake. made the mistake of getting a slice of pepperoni pizza the other day and it was a sloppy greasy mess. Threw half away and bought a dog.

    Real question is what do you buy in the warehouse every time?
    Kirkland lasagna, laughing cow cheese, cattle drive chili, yakisoba noods

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My go-to is "in & out of the warehouse as fast as possible without a second look at the Food Court since corporate deliberately ruined it in America."

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I blow men in the washroom and eat a hotdog combo with em after. They treat.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poutine or classic dog combo.
    Also: I have been to quebec and went to several of the "best poutine" places. Costco's is better by orders of magnitude. Get bent quebec, you fuckin grifters.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I have been to quebec and went to several of the "best poutine" places. Costco's is better by orders of magnitude.
      "Best" according to who? Sounds like you got memed and went to La Banquise and/or La Belle Province which are dogshit
      But Costco's is so dogshit I refuse to believe you're making that claim in good faith
      If you must eat chain poutine A&W, DQ, Harvey's and even McDonald's at least bear some resemblance to the real thing
      Everything about Costco's is so wrong to the point that I question whether whoever came up with the recipe has ever tasted an actual poutine before

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but what's wrong about it's flavor profile? The presentation looks perfect.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Flavourless vegetarian gravy
          Flavourless refrigerated curds (should be fresh, salty cheddar curds that squeak on your teeth)
          And then they use a commercial version of the consumer brand Cavendish "FlavourCrisp" fries which are coated and seasoned (completely wrong texture and flavour)
          The other chains don't necessarily have fresh curds or the right fries either but the gravy is usually faithful enough to the actual thing that it's serviceable as a cheap and convenient option

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saimin or a cheeseburger. Maybe some poke

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we dont have costco here because the local supermarket megacorp monopoly blocks them from buying land

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Berry Smoothie and Churros, can never go wrong with those. Maybe even a Pizza slice.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shaqueeta's 5$ blowie behind the dumpster KNA WUT IM SAYEN?! WOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That beef hot dog slaps tho

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