What's your favorite candy in terms of longevity?

What's your favorite candy in terms of longevity? I love jawbreakers and gum but the usual ones get boring after a while, is there anything you guys like to just absent-mindedly enjoy while you work or do other shit?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate liquorice but the idea of that is perfect. How does that stuff work?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its literally just a root that you chew.you need to trim it every now and again though because it will look like you have smokers teeth with tobacco stuck in em

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've not even seen licorice root in the longest time. Seemed as though it was fashionable among urban American Black folks in the early 90s.

      I know there’s a stigma for adults but it’s hard to beat a lollipop for long lasting but tasty candies.

      If you prefer something chewable maybe you could go the dried pineapple or apple route (the ones that are completely dried out so they should be chewy for a while).

      lol
      I steal my son's Halloween lollipops. He doesn't seem to like them very much. I think he prefers chocolate sweets especially mini Reese's and chocolate eyeballs since they were the first to disappear from his Halloween horde. He's allowed a piece from the stash daily and he was consistently choosing those two until they were all gone.
      He still has a few pieces left. Sweettarts, lollipops and some Hi-Chew hard candy spin-off that tastes medicinal. Done others, too, but idr what.
      The chocolates are all gone.

      https://i.imgur.com/iWUaBPF.jpg

      What's your favorite candy in terms of longevity? I love jawbreakers and gum but the usual ones get boring after a while, is there anything you guys like to just absent-mindedly enjoy while you work or do other shit?

      Hard candies in general. As a kid, I used to chew the frick out of my video game controller cords so now, I occasionally have gummies to sate that same need but for just having a piece and being done with it, hard candies of any kind are good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >liquorice root
        its still sold in uk sweet shops. sometimes maybe those weird stores that sell protein pills and seeds

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    freckles

    and ju jus.. they last longer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Freckles as in these?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aye aye, they be thee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        these suck. The sprinkles taste like shit and the chocolate is low quality garbage.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like the keep a bar of 100% dark chocolate in the freezer and have the occasional piece throughout the week. it's tasty in the same way black coffee is, bitter but somehow alluring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that's the good stuff, I take a bite at a time and just let it melt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I keep it one hunnid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This stuff is so good, I will store a square of it in my cheek while enjoying a cup of coffee and just let it gradually melt over time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmm, cadmium.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know there’s a stigma for adults but it’s hard to beat a lollipop for long lasting but tasty candies.

    If you prefer something chewable maybe you could go the dried pineapple or apple route (the ones that are completely dried out so they should be chewy for a while).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was trying to make this thread without saying 'suck on' but I'm glad everyone got the idea anyway.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Milk duds.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay, but I enjoy having something hard to suck on like phallic objects

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its the humble abba zabba

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic. sorry abba gods

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Suckers. I like some gourmet brands that last a while, but those cheap caramel apple ones you find at gas stations are pretty fire too.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pic rel. My favourite hard candy of all time, which was discontinued in my country in the late noughts and I'm still mad about it.
    Recommend me creme savers and I WILL stab you. They are NOT the same.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you anon, i used to eat these when i was a child and i have been on an neverending quest to find these again
      No luck im afraid

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bluechew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not sure if it counts as candy, but i fricking love that beer salt mexicans buy. it's just salt, citric acid and lemon oil. i keep it in my car, at my desk, in my work truck. a shaker lasts months and the shit just ACTIVATES me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you use it with?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i just eat it straight 80% of the time, but it's great for its intended use sprinkled over cut fruit like watermelon, pineapple or mango, or with a cold can of shitty macro beer. it's a great fix for disappointing fruit, the salt and acid make a bland melon taste like ambrosia

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So it's similar to tajín?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      used to buy lucas from the ice cream man back in the 90s
      also just found out it apparently had lead in it kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just found out

        Everyone knew and ate it anyway. Last time I had some lucas was probably in 1998.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jawbreakers
    that shit will break your teeth when you're old

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're are supposed to lick and suck it until the chewing-gum appears.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you don't actually bite them man, unless you mean sugar rot?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spearmint flavored gum

    Nicotine optional

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a crystal candy dish on my desk full of sanded lemon drops for when I'm working, and I'll pop one in my mouth occasionally. Candy dishes add a nice touch of class to the home and office.
    >picrel not mine but identical

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very classy, I could put one between the monitors of my pepsi stained desk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i was given one of these crystal dishes by my grandmother and used it as a an ashtray
      she wasnt happy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I, too, class up my vices

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what is that a dildo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      didn't know my grandma posted here

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